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When I say that I like poodles...
...what image enters your mind?
OK it may not be a dog, but it's still cute.
Maybe she was refering to a black poodle, like the one harrods always uses on it's bags, like this one. Poodles should be black and fluffy with a red bow (like the photos Topsy and Showem posted). Not half bear/half poodle with pink spots all over it.
Just my two cents .
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Poodles with bows, dogs with bandanas, John Wayne in a dress, Britney Spears in daylight.
Some things just go against the natural order.
Some things just go against the natural order.
QUOTE (Keydeck @ Jan 20 2006, 7:23 am) 
Ahhh, now it's clear. You fucked up lad. You steamed straight in there and approached the situation in a logical fashion. No, no, no, that never works with these wimmen beasties. When she says that she is thinking of getting a poodle what she really wanted you to do was tell her that of course she doesn't look fat, of course her friends are important to you too and of course she's prettier than that new girl at your office. Then you'd be sorted.
Face it, all women are barking! Geddit, poodles, barking, oh nevermind.
Face it, all women are barking! Geddit, poodles, barking, oh nevermind.
You've got us all figured out there, Keydeck. Good job.
Poodles are Evil
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Gonad, Washington – After much study and collaboration, historians and scientist alike, have come to the conclusion, that poodles are indeed, evil. (This is a fact that many of us have known all along.) Poodles, in their words, are the spawn of Satan or the “devils dog.�
QUOTE (Bubble Gum @ Jan 20 2006, 10:45 am)
Maybe she was refering to a black poodle, like the one harrods always uses on it's bags, like this one.
Ah. Problem now spotted. According to the link posted, Bubble Gum thinks poodles should look like a Scottish Terrier.
Champ dogs, but not the same as a poodle.
QUOTE (Yeti @ Jan 20 2006, 10:47 am)
Britney Spears in daylight.
Some things just go against the natural order.
Some things just go against the natural order.
I've just read that she's the same age as Concorde, maybe she can retire and Concorde make a comeback!
Britney
@BB, was going to point out what showem already did. Those dogs are the bag are scottish terriors. Okay, still not what I think of as a real dog, but not as horrible as a little yappy rat.
The two I've met weren't too bright but were friendly and funny.
The two I've met weren't too bright but were friendly and funny.
QUOTE (judders @ Jan 19 2006, 11:38 pm)
I'm sorry but i'll never understand girls
What she really wants is one of the little beauties on this page. Careful mind, they can grow quite a bit...
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