Accordian music

So, anybody actually pay money for a CD of some accordian music?

Of course not.

So why is it then, that people of no fixed abode seem to be convinced in the belief that sitting by a litter bin playing an accordian will actually persuade me to part with some of my money? I mean FFS, I know its probably not legal, but why can't I kick theses arseholes senseless, or beat them with sticks?

If you are perchance the cunt that was sitting outside Kaufhof at Munchener Freiheit in the ONLY place available for my to tie up my dog, please contact me. I want to kill your entire family - fuck that, I want to kill your entire fucking race. wanker.

I think when an accordion is used to play tango then its great
apart from that CRAP!

no Rus it's ALWAYS crap!

Tango is cool!

I'm with you 100% there don. Especially the one lazy twat who gets on the U6, plays for 30 seconds then spends the next 5 minutes attempting to tap every random punter for a few bob.

If he's strapped for cash then he should have worked harder at school and got a decent job. Wanker.

killing the entire race is a bit harsh, though, innit?
unless they ALL play the accordian, obv, in which case - fair enough, I suppose...

Hungarians, can't trust them. Small hands you know. Smell like cabbage.

Its the bulgarians you really have to watch out for though. Have a kidney as soon as look at you they will.

Anyone seen the mad preacher bloke outisde Worm? Nutcase he is

And Topsy. Best to kill the entire race just to be sure of course

There are accordion wars at Rosenheimerplatz.

There are 4 of them that all fight for the same spot by seeing who can get there earliest. I once happened upon 2 of them arriving at the same time, the war that ensued kept me in stitches for days.

Travel Tip- don't travel to a Prairie Wedding in Canada... there is always either an Accordian in the band or some good ol music with accordians...

Only time accordians sound good is in cajun big easy music

And in Irish traditional, real Irish traditional that is.

Irish music joke

What's the best way to play an accordion ?

With a penknife.

Or in the music of Les Negresses Vertes. Or Goran Bregovic.

I have a few CDs with accordions on them.

How do you get two accordionists to play in unison? Shoot one.

Weird Al plays the accordian, which makes them okay by me.

What's the difference between a piano accordian and a cajun accordian?
The cajun accordian burns a little faster.

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If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first?
Who cares?

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What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

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What do you call ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

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What's a bassoon good for?
Kindling for an accordion fire.

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What's a accordion good for?
Learning how to fold a map.

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What do you call a group of topless female accordian players?
Ladies in Pain

I HATE the accordion! Even the nose whistle sounds better.

Only Borat can make something interesting out it I would say.

Oh, I can relate!

Did they have a 'squeeze off'?

i think this dude snuck himself onto the s2 to erding this afternoon, gah! kept my nose thoroughly buried in my book and tried to wedge my ears as far as possible into my jacket.

but where in the world apart from Peru do you have to go to get away from Peruvian pipe music. I used to go to Croydon and they would be there, I went to Frankfurt three days and they were there, and they are sometimes outside the Kaufhaus in Rotkreutzplatz

Its not the peruvian pipe music that bother me atall. I saw the fellahs tuning up once, and I was thinkning, "how d'ya tune a bamboo pan pipe?!?" Turns out you do it by whacking grains of rice in the tubes. Brilliant.

Anyway, it ain't their music - I get utterly utterly scared by the fact that they are clearly all clones though. Jesus, its always the same 5 blokes, in EVERY country in the world. There's always the shorter fatter one with the crappy baby-sized guitar, always the one with the hat and the ponytail, and always the other ponytailed one, who thinks he is some soft or rock n roll red indian.
Clones.