Misheard song lyrics

One of my all-time favorites is, of course, a Beatles song
"I want her everywhere,
And if she's beside me
I know I need mental care."

the first time i heard gwenn stefani's song...i heard:

there aint no hall of fat girls, there aint no hall of fat girls...eat bananas, b.a.n.a.n.a.s - etc. etc...

Check it out now, the funk's so rubber.

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Blinded By The Light is probably the most misheard song of all time.

'with golden dreams', which should be 'red,gold and green' from Kharma Charmeleon

@ Andrew - really? I always thought that as well!

actually you have just made me unsure, I will go to a lyrics website to check

edit I just checked a couple of websites and they seem to agree on 'red, gold and green'

ok is it:

killing me softly with his song ...as is generally thought

or

killing me softly with his tongue ...as i think it sounds like in the song

"Beelzebub, has the devil got a sideboard?"

"I believe in Malcolm, where are you from, you sexy thing"

I'm sure we've already had a thread about this, but can't find it to re-post what I posted back then

yeah, I think we have, UA - but it will have been in MRC so it will have disappeared after a few months

Oh, well sorry, I cba to try and remember what I misheard hehe. Too lazy!

Borderline instead of Waterloo.