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Inflatablewoman's Postage Compendium.
Yes! You can now be the proud owner of every single post that Inflatablewoman has ever posted on the forum!!! Read the classics from a true [img]http://www.keithball.net/img/smileys/emotinternetsuperstar1sj.gif[/img].
Featuring posts full of wisdom...
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Aug 1 2005, 12:39 pm) 
Love to me seems like an all-night-happy hour drinking session, you drink it in like its going to run out, end up drunk from it and have a really great time. However, in the morning you are left with a sour belly and a bad head. You say, you'll never have another drink again, but you know in your heart you'll be drunk again.
Humour...
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Aug 30 2005, 10:32 am)
Yesterday, at around 7:30pm. While playing football in the park with a few friends, I attacked a couple with a football. I know this is a long shot, but who knows cause Toytown reaches far and wide. Anyways...
Dear couple in the park,
I would like to apologise for my attack upon you. It was totally unprovocted and was a snap reaction to the pair of you basically fucking in the middle of the park. Just because I am single and lonely, does not mean that I should allow my bitterness to over come me and punish others who are more fortunate and loved up. I allowed myself to be washed over with envy and struck out by placing a well aimed 20 yard drive with a lot of power, staight into my poor victims arse cheeks. I hope your arse cheeks did not have football shapped marks on them, so that when you and your boyfriend went home and fucked liked rabbits he was not put off his stroke by the UMBRO written across the buttocks.
Once again, I am sorry. Sure you like to fuck in the middle of park, and I should just be man enough to let you.
Love and hugs,
-keith
xxxx
I hope you read this, you fuckers in the park.
Dear couple in the park,
I would like to apologise for my attack upon you. It was totally unprovocted and was a snap reaction to the pair of you basically fucking in the middle of the park. Just because I am single and lonely, does not mean that I should allow my bitterness to over come me and punish others who are more fortunate and loved up. I allowed myself to be washed over with envy and struck out by placing a well aimed 20 yard drive with a lot of power, staight into my poor victims arse cheeks. I hope your arse cheeks did not have football shapped marks on them, so that when you and your boyfriend went home and fucked liked rabbits he was not put off his stroke by the UMBRO written across the buttocks.
Once again, I am sorry. Sure you like to fuck in the middle of park, and I should just be man enough to let you.
Love and hugs,
-keith
xxxx
I hope you read this, you fuckers in the park.
Controversy...
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Nov 7 2005, 3:44 pm)
QUOTE (bibimimi @ Nov 7 2005, 3:41 pm)
Hi, everyone, I am a chinese living in Munich. I am looking forward to making good friends with nice people from all over the world. I speak chinese, english and I am learning german. I enjoy reading, traveling, photography, sports and doing volunteer jobs. If you have the same interests and want to make friends with me, do not hesitate to drop a pm to me. Me sucky sucky.
Fixed it for you.
Going back to the very beginning with his first ever post...
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Mar 24 2004, 4:29 pm)
ge-fucking-nau
It's all there. Laugh, cry, sweat, shake your first in rage as you go through 1,825 posts of sheer delight.
You can have all this for the low low low price of just €99.99!!!
If that was not enough... it also includes what others have said about Inflatablewoman...
QUOTE (parnell @ Jan 19 2005, 11:55 am)
InflatableWoman is easily de smartest mofo on this site.
QUOTE (false @ Jan 20 2005, 11:31 am)
InflatableWoman is funny on a number of levels.
QUOTE (dr warner @ Jun 8 2005, 2:22 pm)
no need for name calling, you attention seeking whore
QUOTE (Jimbo @ Jun 21 2005, 1:51 pm)
I've only met Inflatablewoman the once, but I'm not sure I'd call him 'sweet' or even 'quite sweet', but each to their own I suppose.
QUOTE (piers @ Jul 28 2005, 11:34 am)
I have read posts for a few weeks then decide to voice opinion about something, promptly get jumped on by the TT inteligencia who enjoy an argument and think its their place to insult, embarrass, said poster with their far superior capcity to argue aquired at the uni debating society.
This is only countered by the excellent sense of humour of folks like Inflatablewoman who "save" the forum on many occasions
This is only countered by the excellent sense of humour of folks like Inflatablewoman who "save" the forum on many occasions
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