Weird objects found on the U-Bahn

And I'm not talking about the odd beer bottle you have rolling around or cast-off newspapers: This morning I got on the U3 at Petuelring and there was a severed pig's tail lying on the floor, still half swathed in toilet-paper or paper towels. It was so gross, it looked either like a thumb with part of a hand still hanging on or a dismembered male's member.

I think you need to get out more

My virgin 15-yr-old daughter thought the same. Good, will keep her out of trouble just that much longer.

a pigs tail...

that looks like a cock...

ahem...

Matter of fact, I should have taken a picture of it instead of throwing it away at Odeonsplatz. It was not a curly piggy tail at all, rather short and straight, but definitely a piggy tail. I've roasted them before.

this thread is making me feel a little queasy, tbh
the thought of cooking and biting into a willy-lookalike pig's tail just does not appeal in the slightest

*rushes off to toilet to splash cold water on face*

Can't say they're very willy-like after being roasted over a bonfire. Toasted brown and dripping fat. Then again ... Topsy, you're right. Let's stick with the thumb idea.

@Topsy
Make certain you flush before washing face!

I found Roots on the U-Bahn once. Does that count?

you actually picked it up and carried it all the way from Petuelring to odeonplatz?

i found 20 euros and didn't know who it belonged to so donated it to the next pub i got to

Maybe it was rat tail if it was short and straight. They tend to run around the U Bahn stations...

I wrapped it up in newspaper and dumped it in a garbage can there. They get emptied daily.
Rat tail, hell. Much bigger and thicker. And had a bone inside it.

Was he rolling around or just cast off on a seat?

I really want to be a smart-arse right now, but I think it may be a little wrong to.

Are you sure?

I've pulled birds on the U-Bahn.

Long time ago now though.

I talked to a tourist who took a late-night tram "home" to The Tent, and had a middle-aged man jerk off while staring at her, does that count?

She was disgusted and freaked for about 6 hours, then shrugged it off...she was Canadian (Quebec) and so apparently that's normal there.

ew

Why did she stay to watch?

Maybe he pulled too hard and that is what I found ...

It was the middle of the night and apparently he stood right in front of her and enjoyed himself...she felt scared and trapped...think he got off when he finished.

I dunno, I wasn't there...

Ok, so it's not ON the U-Bahn but how about a low cc motorbike (I would call it a scrambler - know wot I mean?) at the bottom of the escalator at Lehel...it was 1.30 and the bloke who had ridden it down there was sitting bleeding on the bench on the platform. Very bizarre indeed!!!

Best reaction to that is to burst out laughing. These guys want to humiliate you, don't let them. Oh, and push the emergency communication button to speak to the driver.

Actually, if you come onto them, they will freak and leave.

@sarabyrd

Man, what is wrong with you people. That is definitely the grosses thing I have read in a while. I'm out of here.

Hey, I didn't PUT it there, I actually cleaned it up. It just struck me as the kind of thing worth posting.

Yes,yes keep posting...the girlfriend has control of the TV remote so all I got is this thread(and I ran out of beer)

thank god, I have beer.

I gotta tell you this story, coz it was so funny.

I used to live near Bonner Platz when I was in between wives and free, frisky and single. A couple of me mates lived nearby. We all met at my place on a Saturday night for a couple of Moroccan Woodbines before hitting the town. One of my mates (still here, but not a TTer) gets a bit leary when he's up for it. We headed down to catch the U-Bahn into town and found a very inebrated drunk singing his heart out on the platform. Oh no! This didn't go down too well with me mate, who was adamant that he was gonna clump this fella and we were having a job just stoppin' him going over and doin' the dirty. Anyway, the U-Bahn arrives and we get on. The drunk decides he is getting on at the same door just as the driver gives out the 'Bitte zuruck bleiben' call. Me mate pushes out his arm into the drunk's chest and the doors close with him left on the platform and this agonised expression.

Laugh? I nearly shat meself.

Next time you're on the U-Bahn, clean up the empties and turn them in. Maybe the price of an Edelstoff will result

i don't know if this counts as finding something on the u-bahn, but twice now i've seen ppl having sex on the u-bahn. both times were on the U2, one pair was sitting in the four seats right next to mine. they just started going at it, like i wasn't even there! i guess someone calld the police, because two or three stops later the U-Bahn wache came in and took them in...
another time was at the milbetshofen station...i go out of the train, and i see this girl and what i can only assume was was her boyfriend. the really funny thing is, as soon as the u-bahn left they stopped! untill the next one came in from the opposite direction and they started again! unbelieveble!

a couple of colleagues of mine had similae experiances at the u-bahn...i guess it's kind of a fad...

i once found myself on a ubahn after having dozed off and spent the night in one.

it happens.

I gotta give that tip to tourists, just sleep on the U-bahn

Heh, I have seen this before. A 4 seat section and a guy was just sitting there, schlong hanging out, in his hand, intensely staring at a girl in the opposite 4 seat section. Very odd.


Sure that was not me? OK, no, I was doing it on a mountain bike. No blood, but I was sitting on the platform waiting for my swollen knees to stop hurting :-(


Yep, it does, and sometimes someone steals your snowboard from under your arms while you are asleep. I had to walk home at 5am in snowboard boots that day.

Hello
Has anyone a number for the MVV lost and found? Do they speak English?
Cheers

A couple of years back I found some weird objects on the actual UBahn tracks. One was looking like a huge chunk of meat, except redder and wetter, and the other one looked like a smaller chunk of meat wrapped up in a shirt sleeve with a watch on it. As well as smaller chunks all along the tracks. They were being collected up by the security staff, some ambulance staff and the mice. Really screwed up my travel plans too

If the pig tail was yours, you're too late my friend. Sarabyrd disposed of it on Odeonsplatz...
Lost and Found for public transport in Munich

Fair play to you Kathie. Now if you could ring them up and ask if they found two Nokia phones in July. That'd be great.

I got on the U-bahn at Alte heidi today and there was this german couple fighting and creating a big scene. People gave them really weird looks but they refused to stop. The couple got off at Sendlinger Tor and said "Schweine" to the people staring at them.

Was going home after work, this drunk was sitting in the train, doing nothing except well, being drunk and drinking beer, well anyway, after a few stops and a few more gulps of beer, her starded pissing in the train, bad enough, I thought, but he had a hole in his trousers next to where his dangly bit would be and instead of opening his zip or letting down his trousers to pee he started fumbling around in this hole pulled his langer out and let it loose.

But don't get me started on experiences made with drunks on the German trains...

Found loads of other typical things mobile ohones passports purses etc... handed them all in as honest as I am...

Honesty is a curse...

saw this drunk woman on the UBahn diagonally opposite us...she was quite young and pretty. she was fast asleep and dribbling...hee...anyway, she lifted one of her legs and did the LOUDEST fart ever! it was minging!!! we got out at the next stop to move up a carriage.

it's funny watching drunk people on the UBahn trying to figure out the map or which stop it is...or pole dancing on the poles. (I've NEVER done this btw)

Yeah watching drunks can be funny, one night after a party, about 3 am, There was a couple on the S-Bahn, the girl had a few cocktails too many, and was sitting with her head between her legs puking away as if there was no tomorrow her boyfriend kept wiping it up (thank God for that - poor fella though, his hand was covered in the stuff, must have been love) well anyway, we started a conversation (me and her boyfriend) and while he let hold of her for a second to get more kleenex to wipe it up, she keeked over head first to the ground, jayzus the bang was mighty, but she didn't seem to notice it - bet she did the next morning, me and her bf had a good laugh about it though.

Watching him trying to steer her out of the S-bahn and up the stairs was funny too...

yeah i struggle reading the Ubahn maps sober so when drunk it's an especially big challenge!

today there was a massive (i think 75 count) box of condoms size "xxl" or something like that. a friend and i weren't quite sure what to do about them since they were sitting randomly on a seat on the U1. sorry we didnt take them w/ us so if they are yours could still be there...

Well, I left the amplifier from our rowing boat on the platform once. When I came back (in a panic, these things are not cheap) three men from security were standing round it - not too close mind - discussing whether to call the bomb squad out. Oops, I could just image the headlines inthe papers the next day.

I've just got to ask, WTF is an amplifier doing in a rowing boat?

Interesting actually. It's a Cox Box!

bron- was it the coxbox you left? yeah the cases that coxboxs are usually in could look suspicios

@Allershausen-
if it's the coxbox she's talking about its a circle box that connects to the speakers in the boat. the coxswain then has a headpiece thingy w/ a microphone on it so that the rowers can hear the commands etc.

Well once again I live and learn.

here you can check it out if you're bored
NK coxbox

Edit: keydeck beat me to it