Predictions for the year 2006

I predict that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will die in a plane crash. I can't see yet who will be flying.

I will gladly help you see the future if you post your prediction here.

I predict that there will be tactical air-strikes against Iran.

I predict that Germany will have its first female Chancellor. The first female leader in Europe!!!

taken from this site
Ali : Do you think there will ever be a female Prime Minister?
Sue : There has been one.
Ali : Who?
Sue : Mrs. Thatcher.
Ali : Yeah but she wasn't a real Prime Minister. Do you think they'll ever let another one slip through?
Ali : Do you think that a women should be able to 'av any job?
Sue : I think so yeah.
Ali : Yeah, but would you feel safe thought if you new a women was flying your plane.
Sue : Would you feel safe then? Do you feel safe being driven by a women?
Ali : Nope. Would you not be scared though that she might start nattering or what ever or start finking about fings and then forget to
fly the plane, and get angry with somebody?
Ali : A lot of boys me know are trying to get their girlfriend to try a bit of feminism, do you think that if right?
Sue : Yeah I do actually I think it's a good thing.
Ali : Do you think all girls should try feminism at least once? Do you think it's right that they should try it when they is drunk at a party or what ever with one of their mates?
Sue : What is trying feminism?
Ali : You know try a bit of feminism and when they is sober wake up in the morning and get back with their boyfriend?
Sue : What do you mean?
Ali : When they kiss a women.
Ali : Me uncle Jamal say that he is tri-sexual. That he will try anything that is sexual. What does that mean?
Sue : There are a lot of people who would like to have sexual relationships with men and women.
Ali : So you think that he is saying that he is having it with blokes?
Sue : Yes.
Ali : Ayyy?
Sue : It would suggest that or that he is interested in it, but maybe not done it. It depends what done it means.
Ali : So you fink my uncle Jamal is a botty boy?
Sue : I don't think he is a botty boy but...
Ali : So you think that he just like it in both pipes?
Sue : Not necessarily.
Ali : So you think that it is a joke? Coz he is a joker. Coz if you call him that to his face he'd probably kill ya.

Scotland will not compete in the World Cup (Soccer or Football)

Angola will win the World Cup

I predict a riot

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot

People will realise that Badbob was actually Eurovol the whole time!

TT will triple in size, will become like usenet, there wont be any more public meetups, just private cliques, moderators will have to enforce the only-native-speakers rule and kick off anyone that isnt one, and they will start deleting any posts not in perfect english. All decent conversations will be in the supporters forum, and the non-supporters area will consist of unanswered posts regarding where to find a flat or brothel or peanut butter. Front page will end up looking like google, to encourage people to use the search facility. Keydeck and BadDoggie will become moderators. Editor Bob and Roots will retire to the Bahamas on their earnings from subscriber fees and curry night kickbacks respectivley.

Cliques will take over TTM.
Oh.

i will start a revolution and all the decent tters will follow to a rival website. this place will crumble and fall to its knees and i will throw down the glove to editor bob.

there will be no mercy shown to the tters who have crossed me.

applications to the better way are welcomed.

you have been warned.

Schotte will attend English classes and improve his grammar.

you made that list.

I'm scared.

... and buy a keyboard with a shift key

This are predictions, not a "Dear Santa" page Jimbo.

on a serious note, i will go with romanov and say that Hearts will set in motion their road to champs league glory...

Editor Bob will start getting commercial about his asset, and set up his own milliondollarhomepage.com but titled munichads.de

1,000,000 pixels at 10cents per pixel. Minimum purchase size €10. Target €100,000

Easy as shelling peas. I will buy the first €100 of space.

a. America hit by "dirty" Nuclear bomb.
b. Jack Bauer saves LA... again
c. I will lose my virginity.

A young man, guided by his dead mentor slays the dark lord who is threatening civilization as we know it.

Again.