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Vincent Gallo offers his sperm for sale

Unbelievable!

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kathie

Nov 6 2005, 6:26 pm

The actor Vincent Gallo (Buffalo 66) is offering his sperm for the price of a million dollars. For just 500,00 more, you can go for natural semination. A discount is offered to natural blondes with blue eyes, or direct descendants of german soldiers from WW2

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BUY NOW Vincent Gallo's Sperm

$1 Million

Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts. Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free.

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knusper_muesli

Nov 6 2005, 6:49 pm

Is that from The Onion?

kathie

Nov 6 2005, 7:05 pm

No, it's from his own website...

Johnny English

Nov 6 2005, 11:26 pm

I am willing to undercut the market.

NOFXmike

Nov 6 2005, 11:32 pm

me too, I'll undercut whatever JE throws out

Showem

Nov 7 2005, 8:34 am

Mr. Gallo "may" be drug, alcohol and disease free, but he still crazy as a loon.

maddul

Nov 7 2005, 9:42 am

does make some pretty interesting movies though...

MajorBummer

Nov 7 2005, 10:19 am

Now if Johnny Depp were to sell his sperm..

Bubble Gum

Jan 18 2006, 2:02 pm

Has anyone ever listened to Vincent Gallo's music? I'm listening to it now and it some of the most soothing music I have ever heard. I would def recommend it.

perdido

Jan 18 2006, 2:04 pm

@BG

I was wondering how long before you made a post..

Daisy

Jan 18 2006, 2:16 pm

I seem to fit his criteria. Well, most of it. I was born bright blonde, but it seems to have darkened a during my middle school years.

Too bad I dont want his children. Or any children (at least for now) for that matter.

persik

Jan 18 2006, 2:23 pm

how timely, i just watched brown bunny last nite..
odd lad that one

Bubble Gum

Jan 18 2006, 2:25 pm

Yeah I haven't seen that yet but I love Buffalo 66. He's also a good writer as well.

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