Hiya from a bored Scottish girl

hey Kirsty! how are you? i survived yet another lovely day as an au pair-wahoo! did you?
we should meet again sometime. let me know your results for finding something to do (oh an dwe should look into that rugby team!) hope to hear from you soon! (and hope the corn dogs didnt kill you!)

lol i jus survived yeh
did i give u my msn addy?i dont think i did i survived the corn dogs too aparently we were seen in The Arc last night by some random that i dunno lol- u goin to the curry night
Kirstyx

hmm... who saw us? if you saw 2 girls sitting at The Arc last night let us know! (i know not too helpful b/c you could've seen 2 girls and they might not have been us!)

i'll PM you my MSN Kiltedkirsty hmm.. i've yet to go to a curry night- i am interested though and curry is very tasty!!!
i have to see what time it starts (b/c of having no schedule it's a tad bit difficult sometimes to be able to know if i can make things- so i'll check the time and see) i'm hoping to go! are you?

aye am goin to go if the holly faithfulls say its kool- but i have now been vertified as being me lol- join the site for 2dys an ppl already know who u r lol-the thing starts anytym between 6:30 an 8 supposidly i cld meet u b4 hand again if u like

Would you like to buy a vowel?

lol
who are you? vanna white?

give me the stick and i will bash. you should know that at one time our education system was second to none and this was shown by what our nation gave to the world, ie. a hell of a lot more per head of population than most countries, including Fat Sam.

@ kiltedkirsty, scotsman, tartan,

keep up the good work, we are the best

where i buy one how much they cost?

a e i o u
Cut and paste if you don't have them in your keyboard.
As a contribution to the forum, I give them to you for free.

My whole keyboard; make sure yours is the same.

qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm

If you see the letters ß, ü, ö, or ä you may have a problem with typing English... unless you figure out how your OS supports multi-languies.

Best laugh I've had in ages from this website !! C'mon the Scots !! Pure Quality by the way maan !!

hehe NJDQ, i reckon we can all get by with speaking doric on this what says you scots?

From checking the members on at the moment it is just Scots !! Welcome to Munich Kirsty !! You will love it !!

Doggie get a fucking grip o' yersel'. just cause someone doesnt speak like u, u wanna insult them and their country. u r a muppet! very often she is writing closer to english than she may normally speak. eh fur one dinnae gie eh flehing fuck whit ye think aboot us scots, an' we wull write ony way we want tae!!

like u said if u dont like the way it is written dont read it. like we care if someone wants to be anal about spelling and capital feckin "i"s reads our posts! we dont! dont get so full of urself that we want the mighty doggie to give us a pass mark for our posts!

grrr

@scots geeza, no need to feed the troll, its what he lives for and it just encourages him

exactly i could be typing in harsh dundonian and that wouldne get anyone anywhre as it would maybe be me and scots geza that understood -but its all a lot of nonsense anyhoo
FTD 83

I don't see it's got anything to do with liking Scots or not and turining it into such is just childish and sad. It's about the fact that the language of this board is English. Not sms speak, not l33t, not doric dialect, not anything at all except English. It's not really up for negotiation or interpretation. What may be interpreted by different people in different ways is the level and quality of English which is acceptable. However, at the end of the day that's up to Editor Bob as it's his website, simple as that.

Kirsty, what's FTD 83? All I can see is some vague reference to a computer game or perhaps Motherwell or somesuch.

Mmmm not such a bad idea!

No you couldn't, you'd be guessing at how the words are spelt, because it's not a written language!

FTD 83 means FUCK THE DEE 83- it a bit of football terminology that will only be understood but it was directed at scots geeza as he sent it to me in a previous post!

basically it means that we (dundee united) won the leauge at dens park on the 14th of May 1983- so we say FTD 83 !

So hen, what takes you to Munich?

And did you take over any bottle of Deuchars IPA, just to let these locals know what real beer tastes like

Like a Bavarian dictionary there is a Dundonian dictionary also, i will get one sent over then i will be making no errors there!

I guess scots geeza also missed that part about "English-speaking". A language comprises vocabulary and grammar. The written form of a language includes a number of rules which make it possible for all participants in a conversation to understand each other. It's just not that difficult.

My remark about Scotland was in reference to previous comments about KK's education and not just wanton slagging off of the place. That I leave to the Scots themselves.

woof.

[quote name='Bannockburn' date='Nov 8 2005, 9:14 am' post='347626']
So hen, what takes you to Munich?

And did you take over any bottle of Deuchars IPA, just to let these locals know what real beer tastes like
[/quoJust finished doing my Midwifery degree at home so working for a guest family, the women is pregnant and American, and by the way has no trouble understanding my accent!
No, no Deuchars in my suitcase but if you had told me before then i would have brought it no problem, what brings you to munich?

Weird thread this. But just to chip in my tuppence worth. I also find it quite a strain to read when people type in SMS speak - it forces you to stop and concentrate, or in my case just skip the posting altogether.

So I see it more as a basic politeness to everyone on the forum to write in vaguely normal English, just because it is easier to read. It's as annoying as typing ALL IN CAPITALS ALL THE TIME, or in some stramge pink colour.

By the way - how do you do small text these days?

what she said (KK)

check ur posts u did insult something i imagine uknow limited things about - scottish education. also this english speaking language rule u nag on about. rules evolve and change, check the new oxford dictionary see the spelling for words there. many words spelt as they are in text messages are ncluded. stop being ur usual moaning self and get ur pleasure from moaning at someone else. FTD and FTBD sideways with a rusty pole!

Well i have given you what you wanted i have learned to type in semi readable english if you aint happy with that then its just tough !

What takes me to Munich...?

My job and the mountain lifestyle you can have from living here, not to mention the other nice things in Munich I do miss the homeland humour and banter though (chewin' the fat, etc...) but don't miss the rain...

Bavarian Dictionaries are meant as jokes, take a look at a couple, they never agree how to spell the words!

Kirsty, it's now legible, but it's not great literature. Let's leave it at that and welcome to Munich. Stay away from any tall horses you might encounter.

and ur point? she is talking about dundonian dictionaries, who cares if the bavarians are a joke. and who died and made u overseer of languages and dialects? just cause bavarian dictionaries disagree slightly on the best phonetic spelling for a word does not mean they are jokes

Nobody died, but you're certainly murdering the English language.

Scots Gentleman - bit early in the morning to get wound up. I suggest a nice cup of tea and a walk around the office.

Me personally i think everyone should take a chill pill, go to curry night tomorrow and buy each other a drink

Better than that - come and talk weird sweaty dialects to me at The Arc tonight.

Och aye the nooh.

Class!

thats just bollocks said by middle class idiots who dont realise the really rich are like the poor - they dont give a monkeys how someone speaks as long as the get what needs to be done done. language is a way for people to communicate, if u dont understand us then maybe take itas a hint that we dont want u too.


its geeza and i have been up for 4 hours already, i am also drinking a cup of tea but the walk sounds lovely... ...ok thats that done! office in house aint so big.

the english language was mudderet a long time ago, when all the rude bois took over the hoods.

Kirsty, a pointer to meet fellow Scots in a lively atmosphere : any of the Irish bars tomorrow night for the Auld Firm game !! Even if you are a Dundee United fan ! A squad of us are planning the Shamrock !!

HAIL HAIL the Shamrock

May I suggest watching this game to settle the matter?

U.S. vs Scotland

Date: 11/12/05 11:00 AM
End date: 11/12/05 1:00 PM
Series: International Friendly
Location: Hampden Park; Glasgow, Scotland

that should be

Scotland vs US, then

should be a walk in the park for us.

actually i already have a ticket for this game!!! if you check the crowds ill try to wave.

Kirsty enjoy your stay in Munich.To the people who criticize others about how they spell look at yourself and the areas you arent so good in before having a go at others.Some people are dyslexic or have other problems forming words yet are often more clever than the average person.Others arent used to keyboards and computers.Kirsty ignore the people who criticize as they arent so good themselves.

what the fuck , football taking 2hrs? nut eh dinnae hink so!!

Well you should be easy enought to spot Schotte:

well said that man!

DallyM, she specifically said:


And when picked up on it said:


So it would appear that Kirsty is neither dyslexic nor has trouble forming words.

Creepy, once again I agree with all sides. She did bring it on by claiming to have an "A" in English, yet types worse than me, the one with the 7th grade English grammar according to BadDoggie and he is one of the experts.

"If you truly loved me unconditionally, then the need to highlight my flaws would not be so great. If you had self love, then the need to highlight anyones flaws would be nill"
Dorlon Dutton "98"

This isn't a teeny forum. Give up the sms speak please. It is more annoying than all caps and almost as annoying as phototaker speak.