Noise pollution from a four-hour sex romp - Berlin

BERLIN - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said on Friday.

“Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging,� the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.

The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.

Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. “I can have as much sex as loud as I want then,� he said.

The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.
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4 hours is that all?? what a lightweight...

4 hours?!?!?!?
The guy's poor elbow must have been in a sling for the next month...

Another thought: I´ve always been taught that when planning loud parties, you should invite your neighbors as a proactive measure. It de-fuses many situations by co-opting their good will and not leaving them feeling left out.

The decourous thing for him to do would therefore clearly have been for him to invite her along for a threesome...

It's quite funny what you can find on TT when you're doing a search. I was doing a search on pollution and this is one of the threads that turned up and I just had to read it.

I laughed when I read it because it reminded me of my loud masturbating neighbor who I had to put on notice that I wasn't going to have this intrusion from him. I confronted him three times about stopping and then finally I sent him a certified letter detailing the problem and I forwarded copies to two attorneys. The letter I sent him showed that I had cc'd the attorneys as I was adamant about getting him to stop disturbing my sleep at 0500 in the morning and late in the night with his wanking.

So far I haven't heard him masturbate anymore and it's been almost a year since he got the letter.

i think Andreas should do the neighbor. sounds like she needs it.

@LR, what was he doing, loud groaning or creaking the bed?

I would just find the thought of going to a neighbour and say 'I say old boy would you mind not spanking your monkey so loudly' would have me in stitches while trying to ask them.

If it was a female neighbour I would probably end up being arrested for offering to show them a better technique.

I am just that much a helpful kind of guy..

However, if it went to court could the guy bring in all tat medical evidence that masturbating can prevent Prostate cancer? We are only doing it to live a little longer, is it too much to ask...

Crikey! when he finally gives in to temptation and pulls his plum again his load will come through your dividing wall!

this is all a bit smutty isnt it

Yes we need more moral police trained up to help with the job crisis. I'm off to look for a link to the Berlin Taliban.

Hal9000 aye i would too then Osoma Bin Liner will get in on the job

This is all pretty hot. haha

Or "Hawt" as Paris would say.

"Breakfast, lunch and dinner down here!"

He was making loud groaning sounds for aproximately 30 seconds at 0500 in the morning the week he worked dayshift and the weeks he worked evening I would hear this after midnight when he returned home from work. Sometimes at night when he was probably drunk, he would sing loudly in the shower and then get out and masturbate. I would hear these sounds at least three times per week coming from his apartment. His bedroom and bathroom is right underneath my bedroom as his apartment is a maisonette built on two floors under my bedroom.

I really think he was doing this so I could hear it as the building is a solid building built before the 1900s.

This guy is about 35 years old and single. I've never in 4 years ever seen him with a woman.

It was uncomfortable for me to confront him. I had to confront him three times over a period of about 10 days as the behavior continued and each time I did I was a progressively angry, hostile, and aggressive bitch so he could fully understand that this behavior had to stop. After the third time I sent the certified letter to him and copied the landlord, and the attorneys.

Imagine my having to explain this problem on the phone to the landlord who is a lady and she doesn't speak good English and my German is not the best.

Frankly, this is the weirdest experience I've had in my life.

The fact that he didn't even seem self-conscious about it makes this distinguished a CLASSIC FREAK OF UNRIVALLED PROPORTIONS.

In fact, the last time I had to confront him I said to him in my angriest and hostile tone " YOU WILL STOP THIS YOU FREAK!