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Brits to get a taste of Bavarian beaver

Beavers are being re-introduced to the UK

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Keydeck
Oct 27 2005, 10:11 am
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Beavers are being reintroduced to the UK, 500 years after they were hunted to extinction for their fur.

Six European beavers are to be released at Lower Mill Estate near South Cerney, Gloucestershire, and will be the first to roam wild in the UK for centuries.

The six adult rodents were caught in Bavaria in the spring and have spent the last few months in quarantine.

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gemini
Oct 27 2005, 10:16 am
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The beaver was hunted to extinction for its fur and the pain-relieving properties of its anal gland secretions.

I can see why they were killed off. Lovely creatures really.
Editor Bob
Oct 27 2005, 10:22 am
I nominate this for TT topic title of the year.
UpQuark
Oct 27 2005, 10:26 am
Shouldn't this be in the oral sex thread?
randy
Oct 27 2005, 10:29 am
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Whereas, the American beaver can be destructive, environmentalists say the European species should be a force for good in the countryside

oh please

[img]http://users.pandora.be/vanhovesiemons/afbeeldingen%201/K%20Yugioh%20Beaver%20Warrior.gif[/img]
kitty-kat
Oct 27 2005, 10:35 am
Brits to get a taste of Bavarian beaver

I'm sure the implications of a title so named are various...

Personally, "beaver" as in the animal wasn't the first image to come to mind blink.gif
Kza
Oct 27 2005, 10:37 am
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Personally, "beaver" as in the animal wasn't the first image to come to mind

Oh really?? What image did come to mind then? Geez I wonder if the original poster was aware of that? Bet he feels embarrased now that you have pointed out that the topic title could be misinterpreted.
kitty-kat
Oct 27 2005, 10:39 am
QUOTE (UpQuark @ Oct 27 2005, 11:26 am) *
Shouldn't this be in the oral sex thread?

Perhaps it was the use of the word "taste"??
Genie
Oct 10 2007, 2:53 pm
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Beavers are being re-introduced to the UK

I think the sub title is more alarming. How did those poor brits cope until now???
Darkknight
Oct 10 2007, 3:15 pm
They went on weekend benders to Mallorca, Ibiza, and Kos wink.gif
Saint
Oct 10 2007, 3:16 pm
I think Brits get more than enough of it at Oktoberfest time.
don_riina
Oct 10 2007, 3:35 pm
QUOTE (randy @ Oct 27 2005, 11:29 am) *
Whereas, the American beaver can be destructive, environmentalists say the European species should be a force for good in the countryside

Well, well, well. These environmentalists are clearly just mentalists. Beavers are a complete and utter pain in the arse. Force for good? Well, if the definition of good is "something that strips the bark from trees, making them die" then yes, but I doubt the English countrside is particularly in need of such a thing. I see the damage these animals cause every single day. Seems very destructive to me. Also explains why the local authorities have wrapped some tree trunks in chicken wire.
We have beaver in Garching. I could make an obvious gag about how most Garching beaver is turkish, and perhaps then not the definitive European species, but I won't.
Jimbo
Oct 10 2007, 3:36 pm
Turkish beaver doesn't usually have teeth mind you.
Genie
Oct 10 2007, 3:47 pm
They do sometimes strip you, and that could make you die.
Punchbear
Nov 11 2008, 8:15 pm
QUOTE (Jimbo @ Oct 10 2007, 4:36 pm) *
Turkish beaver doesn't usually have teeth mind you.

What about Vagina Dentatar?
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