sarabyrd
Oct 20 2005, 11:40 am
Nice one, Keydeck
Ulysses
Oct 20 2005, 11:40 am
@GG
I have to admit the same goes though for women. A bit of trimming of the lawn is always most welcome.
Crawlie
Oct 20 2005, 11:41 am
Oh so you prefer the bald chicken look do you?
georgiagirl
Oct 20 2005, 11:42 am
@ Ulysses
Of course - IMO that sort of personal grooming isn't optional, it's mandatory. Just makes for a nicer experience for everyone.
Edit: Again, I just wish all men would extend me the same courtesy. Some seem really opposed to a bit of down-under trimming, like it's insulting their manhood.
Jimbo
Oct 20 2005, 11:43 am
Off for a haircut in 20 mins - think I might try a skin head...
Moonboot
Oct 20 2005, 11:46 am
well if I ever see a shaven pork sword now, I know the dude has done it to make himself look longer so he's actually tiny.
will tell all the girls at coffee later.
DDBug
Oct 20 2005, 11:47 am
QUOTE (Moonboot @ Oct 20 2005, 12:46 pm)

a shaven pork sword .
ROTFL
Ulysses
Oct 20 2005, 11:47 am
So what would you do if you met a guy with a great personality and a Porsche parked out back, but he had long hair in a pony-tail, hairy chest and a beard and didn't shave downunder?
georgiagirl
Oct 20 2005, 11:47 am
@ Moonboot
Honey, if he's really tiny, ain't no amount of public hair styling is going to hide that fact.
Keydeck
Oct 20 2005, 11:48 am
Am off for lunch and trying desperately not to picture Jimbo whipping out his tackle at the local Dover.
Ms. Dorthy
Oct 20 2005, 11:48 am
Any hairstyle on this man is ok for me!!!


Although must admit I like hair on the north head and not to much on the south one!
georgiagirl
Oct 20 2005, 11:48 am
QUOTE
So what would you do if you met a guy with a great personality and a Porsche parked out back, but he had long hair in a pony-tail, hairy chest and a beard and didn't shave downunder?
I'd buy a nice pair of scissors and get to snippin'.
sarabyrd
Oct 20 2005, 11:50 am
QUOTE (Ulysses @ Oct 20 2005, 11:47 am)

So what would you do if you met a guy with a great personality and a Porsche parked out back, but he had long hair in a pony-tail, hairy chest and a beard and didn't shave downunder?
Take the car keys. If he has a great personality he will understand.
Irish Lassie
Oct 20 2005, 11:50 am
Mullets!!!
Crawlie
Oct 20 2005, 11:52 am
Bloody hell GG. Next you will be wanting us to pay for your cab ride home afterwards...
Mrs Peel
Oct 20 2005, 11:53 am
QUOTE (georgiagirl @ Oct 20 2005, 11:33 am)

please do me the same courtesy of making sure your nethers are trimmed and presentable. I'm not expecting a full-on scalping, but don't make me go hunting through the forest, if you know what I mean.
totaly agree GG - undercarriage must be trimmed
Jimbo
Oct 20 2005, 11:54 am
Not since I was circumcised has a blade been within 2 feet of my tackle - and that's the way it's staying.
georgiagirl
Oct 20 2005, 11:55 am
@ Crawlie
Wait a second - you mean some guys actually do that?
Ms. Dorthy
Oct 20 2005, 11:57 am
Jimbo you could buy the kids scissors with the rounded edge!
georgiagirl
Oct 20 2005, 11:58 am
Jimbo, I respect your position, but let me just put it to you this way: as Little Red Riding Hood, I am far more likely to visit the Big Bad Wolf if I'm not afraid of getting lost in the forest.
SleeplessInMunich
Oct 20 2005, 12:00 pm
What if its already long enough that you ain't going to reach hair unless you do deepthroat?
Ulysses
Oct 20 2005, 12:00 pm
And you ladies call us superficial...
Eleanor Rigby
Oct 20 2005, 12:06 pm
Wrong! Not all women are superficial
Mrs Peel
Oct 20 2005, 12:07 pm
love the analogy GG!!!
clepto
Oct 20 2005, 1:14 pm
QUOTE (georgiagirl @ Oct 20 2005, 10:58 am)

My biggest pet peeve about men's hair is an overabundance of "product" - we were giggling over a couple of German guys at Murphy's on Tuesday, who we kept referring to as "Greased Lightning" (thanks to sk8rgrl for that one!) Sticky, gelled hair is a huge turnoff. It screams of vanity and metrosexuality.
So you were talking about them too?
Yeap, I hate the 1 kilo of gel in a guy's hair. Biggest turn off of all. When I run my fingers through a guy's hair, I don't want to spend half an hour trying to get my hand out of that greassy mess.
Keydeck
Oct 20 2005, 1:15 pm
In fairness it was also the almost identical outfits, inability to smile and general twatfulness which set them up for general ridicule.
Moonboot
Oct 20 2005, 1:24 pm
QUOTE (georgiagirl @ Oct 20 2005, 12:47 pm)

@ Moonboot
Honey, if he's really tiny, ain't no amount of public hair styling is going to hide that fact.
we've got a mate who shaves his bayonet and knackers, he swears it makes his 'already massive' towel rail seem ginormously huger to girls. he offered to show me, but I declined.
clepto
Oct 20 2005, 1:25 pm
QUOTE (Ms. Dorthy @ Oct 20 2005, 11:48 am)

Any hairstyle on this man is ok for me!!!
Even these ones?
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georgiagirl
Oct 20 2005, 1:32 pm
@ Keydeck
Actually one of them (the blue-eyed one) did smile at me a couple of times, and he would have been quite attractive had it not been for the massive quantity of Dippity-Do in his coif.
@ Moonboot
That's the kind of thing that sends a girl into therapy.
@ clepto
Okay, so the flat-ironed look is maybe not ideal.
gemini
Oct 20 2005, 1:41 pm
@clepto: Thank you for proving that a little Richard hair-do can ruin the sexiest of men.
clepto
Oct 20 2005, 1:49 pm
QUOTE (georgiagirl @ Oct 20 2005, 1:32 pm)

Actually one of them (the blue-eyed one) did smile at me a couple of times,
which one? I thought they were twins.
georgiagirl
Oct 20 2005, 1:52 pm
@ clepto
Hell no. One was far more attractive than the other - he had light brown hair, the other had really dark brown hair and looked more Mediterranean. It was just tough to tell them apart since, like Keydeck said, they were dressed almost identically.
MonksTown
Oct 20 2005, 2:25 pm
Mmmmr writing anything would probably be TMI so just to say (Iin the UK at least) there a new version of Veet out especially for men. Heavy advertsing in relevent media. Allegedly.
Didsbury's Daftest
Oct 22 2005, 7:33 am
QUOTE (Mrs Peel @ Oct 20 2005, 10:34 am)

dislikes...back hair...
likes... hairy chest...
mmmm
Emmmmmmm, afraid both come together. Never tried shaving my own back, or having it shaved for me. Spose that could be fun under the shower, thoughts for the next century.
QUOTE (georgiagirl @ Oct 20 2005, 11:42 am)

@ Ulysses
Edit: Again, I just wish all men would extend me the same courtesy. Some seem really opposed to a bit of down-under trimming, like it's insulting their manhood.
Emmmmmmm again, do fully agree however, just a bit shocked, that's all.
Marshbot
Oct 22 2005, 9:59 am
This reminds me of a guy I met back home. Well, he could have been an alien but probably a guy.
He was totally hairless except for eyebrows, head and (apparently) a token smattering of pubes. His girlfriend had far more body hair than him.
It was really weird.
Not even a light downy hair in sight. Ew. And once it was brought up in conversation and he'd admitted he was hairless it was really hard not to get caught just staring at his arms or something during our drinks. It really kinda freaked me out. He was like a shiny, glistening new born adult.
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