See, I feel bad now for making smart-arsed comment. Sudden waves of compassion are not a good thing.
Right Doubtcha, assuming that you are in Munich there's a number of approaches that you have.
If you're looking for information in English then either you can look at the nightlife info on this website
or you can go to http://www.munichnights.com Both are in English and both offer info on bars, restaurants, clubs, etc.
If you look at the Events category of this forum you'll find details of Girls Night Out, Boys Night Out, Tuesday Meetups, Poetry Slams, Unemployed Lunch, and so on and so forth. The Going Out category also has lots of info on nights out and venues.
If it's more specific info you want, personal recommendations etc, then post a bit more info about who you are, what you're looking for and people will no doubt offer their assistance.