19.Feb.2004 - 09:49 hrs
Don't forget today's the day women can cut your tie off - I was reminded by a kind secretary and so I've just locked mine in my drawer.
But then, I'm the only TT'er with a job that requires a suit it would seem - oh, Ketchup too - but that's it I think...
19.Feb.2004 - 09:51 hrs
Don't forget Sparty's tie, with that awful stain...
19.Feb.2004 - 09:54 hrs
Fortunately, I was warned this morning before arriving to work. Good thing too because the women were out in full force, roaming the halls with scissors...
19.Feb.2004 - 09:56 hrs
Good job I was warned - I chose today to wear my Tyrwhitt tie and that is one expensive tie - if somebody had cut that off I would have been forced to punch them, or sue them, or do something unpleasant to them...like make them sit and watch a Spurs game or something.
19.Feb.2004 - 10:02 hrs
Apparently you can get out of getting your tie cut if you promise to give the first woman who goes to cut your tie a bottle of Sekt. So Jimbo, I think you owe the secretary a bottle of bubbly, simply for being kind.
19.Feb.2004 - 10:03 hrs
Bloody hell - more expense. Will women EVER stop costing me money? I suspect not...
19.Feb.2004 - 10:07 hrs
Will women EVER stop costing me money? I suspect not
You love it really!
Our canteen ladies have gone hack-mad and have got the tie stumps hung up like scalps, in fact I saw a lawyer runing away from our coffee woman this morning. Was a fine way to start the day might I say...
19.Feb.2004 - 10:12 hrs
Lawyers do NOT run. We just hide.
I mean, have you ever seen me run? It's not a pretty sight.
19.Feb.2004 - 10:22 hrs
The secretaries for my department have about ten half cut ties stuck to their door. Its a warning that I usually quickly remember as walking to my office. Although I must say, these cut ties all look like the type you get for xmas, so have to try and keep some xmas ties in the draw, so that I can then try to get rid of some of them !
19.Feb.2004 - 10:40 hrs
Pretty soon they'll be demanding that Sex and the City be shown in the pubs...
19.Feb.2004 - 10:44 hrs
That'll be a bridge too far mate - any man or woman actually seriously suggesting my boozer shows that unfunny neo-feminist-nazi bullshit will find herself in big trouble in little Munich...
19.Feb.2004 - 10:48 hrs
I'll join you on the barricades...
19.Feb.2004 - 10:49 hrs
I'll suggest it then. OI YOU! SLAPPA! OUTSIDE!
PS I don't need to watch it in the pub as I've got all the DVDs.
PPS No need for penis envy. Not when you can outsource instead.
19.Feb.2004 - 11:02 hrs
Or insource it, as the case may be.
Ba DOOM Tssch!
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