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religious phone sex
Actually may be the next big idea to hit the internet. Mind you, you might need to re-cast the whole thing, cuz you wouldn't want to go public with a product name like that...though it might be what we called it in the office. I'm thinking, get 'em all het up with talking about an omnipotent organ, then, when they're ready to strip and grind, whip the fire and brimstone conversion talk on them. Quality conversion experience, that. And, from what I've seen, very effective, too.
Though, truth be told, most of my personal experience has been to reverse the process...conversion talk first, large organ second. Also effective, but in a different way.