So today is my very first day of my very first octoberfest. Heard that if u dont get laid here, u never would probably get laid. So how true is that? Any pointers, directions?

need your wisdom peeps

Do you mate outside your own species ?

yes you can get laid if you have a few masses,but the most of us like to get pissed so getting laid is out of the question.flirting however is always going on.

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Yes

u will have to findout for urself

Last time you tried to find out about getting laid was February, had any success since then?

If you do get laid at the Wiesn, you may not remember it, nor wish to.

I'm betting the odds are affected by your sex, m or f?

if you are a F . this coming weekend the betting are odds on you will get laid within the first few hours at the wiesn

"if you want to" should be added to that!!

i got one ticket left for HB tent for 2pm friday if any 1 is interested in it, pls pm me

For getting laid??

lol, no not for that

anyway, 1 ticket for friday any 1

If anybody notices the stain under table J12 in the Augustiner tent, it's mine, from a few years ago...

nah but I hear that is the right tent for that!

getting laid at the OKtoberfest, if you are
female 100% <edit> if you want that
male 0-100% depending on your ability to buy the right girl beer without consuming so much of the product that required parts no longer function

That is, before thousands of other men find her.

Edit: On Sunday, I witnessed men who were simply roving the isles and hitting on women who were within reach. They were very aggressive and forward with the women. Perhaps playing the "numbers" game.

Strike the "Perhaps".

i heard that round the back of some of the tents on a grassy slope along from the Bavaria statue is where everyone should go for a shag at the end of the night.

there was a story once of pickpockets robbing people who were knobbin'.

but only if you like rolling around in every bodily fluid known to man. *shudders*

But the dog shit there is the worst part.

I was at the Oktoberfest recently, and one particular guy, his arm must have been round this girls waist about six times and every time it was removed and he kept trying to snog her and she was not having any of it and he still wouldn't take the hint that he was not getting any there.

Andrew I still think the friendly one that the Ozzie was snogging on Tuesday had an extra chromosome 21.

I did not thank that Australian for distracting her from me.
But yeah she was a bit "special needs" looking

You mean a Troll

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Oh yes, fer sure

Girls and Beer

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would that be a pearl necklace she is wearing?

Ohhh There's a necklace too in the pic... Thanks man for making me notice it...

It doesn't look like a "natural" pearl necklace though.

but those two round things underneath do

time for me to head back into that crazy mess

Wasn't there a film called "The Girl with the Pearl Necklace"? LOL

Not that I was LOLing in any case, but that's a painting You are thinking of The Girl with the Pearl Earing

Back to the main topic - are there some guys around willing to go for Oktoberfest girlhunt ? Any day of the week, in the evening. It's also (will be) my first Oktoberfest.

Considering there have been at least 3 reported rapes: Make sure the girl is 1) willing; 2) sober enough to decide if she is willing.

A movie has been made about the life of this artist and is named after the painting

If she says "Yes", it's "Yes" and not "Well I said 'Yes' but I meant 'No"; I was drunk and got confused. You raped me!"

And if I pulled out a breathalyser, a "Yes" wouldn't remain one.

woof.

Under English law at least, if somebody's REALLY pissed they're incapable of giving consent, and thus it's technically rape. Making that work in Court is another matter.

reminds me of an old joke... three guys talkin about freebies in bars and the last one to go says 'thats nothing... in my home town, they have a bar where you can go, eat and drink all day for nothing AND if you want to, there's a little room in the back where you can go in and get laid - as many times as you want' and the other two chaps say' fantastic - whats it like inside?' and the other guy says 'well never actually been there myself, but my sister goes there all the time...'

Oh, so you're a lawyer all of a sudden, eh?

form the circle for the fight !!

My money's on Memo. Sorry Jimbo, but you understand.

Dude's gettin the smackdown today , whatever happened to not hittin a guy with glasses ?

That's quite an insult. I don't think Jimbo was ever a lawyer "all of a sudden". I'm sure it took time and sweat.

Time certainly, but minimal 'sweat' to be honest. As for me fighting Memo I'm not so sure Keydeck - he's bigger than me for sure, but you haven't seen my street fighting moves mate...these mainly involve calling Don Riina. Now THAT'S a fight I'd like to see - DR vs. Memo.

I'd say DR vs. DR... I was planning to do the same. You ARE aware of our plans for forming a Debt Collection Company with Don, right?

I understand I'll be providing legal advice, and muscle when it's only girls that need beating up.

Last year we were with a group of friends sitting outside of that "fish" tent (forgot the name) a couple of tables away from a grassy patch that borders their biergarten. Within plain sight of the biergarten area are some service doors that I assume are for the beer tents use. All of a sudden several people started standing & looking in that direction- so we all looked too. Underneath one of the lights was a couple literally butt naked having sex from behind, standing up. The really bizarre thing was that when they were done, the girl had to reach down and put her pants back on-apparently not the usual "quickie"...

So I guess that I'd have to say your chances are pretty good at Oktoberfest...