Recent queries via the TT search function

I'm always blabbering on about how people should use the Search function before asking questions on the threads.

Well it's nice to see it being used so well and so frequently.

Recent Searches

08.Sep.2005 15:05:26 ... 11 ... romantic

Ah, sweet.

08.Sep.2005 15:02:29 ... 1 ... gideon

Ok, so someone's looking for Gideon, nothing odd about that.

08.Sep.2005 14:59:39 ... 1 ... 4.43

Eh?

08.Sep.2005 14:59:22 ... 0 ... raggie festival

That'd probably be Reggae then...or Ragga...you choose.

08.Sep.2005 14:49:35 ... 1 ... gideon

Still searching.

08.Sep.2005 14:39:45 ... 0 ... receiving hotbirdHotbird

What the? Eh, echo one foxtrot, you're cleared for landing on runway Alpha Niner.

08.Sep.2005 14:28:04 ... 0 ... panis enlargement

Please seek spelling help first.

08.Sep.2005 14:30:14 ... 1 ... gideon
08.Sep.2005 14:22:27 ... 1 ... gideon
08.Sep.2005 14:18:41 ... 1 ... gideon
08.Sep.2005 14:14:43 ... 1 ... gideon
08.Sep.2005 14:13:24 ... 1 ... gideon
08.Sep.2005 14:12:15 ... 1 ... gideon

Stalker alert!

08.Sep.2005 10:45:06 ... 0 ... lahore
08.Sep.2005 10:45:02 ... 0 ... lahoew
08.Sep.2005 10:44:48 ... 0 ... lahora
08.Sep.2005 10:44:40 ... 0 ... lahore

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

08.Sep.2005 10:01:54 ... 0 ... boga

BUGA maybe? Just a wild stab in the dark. Or were you searching on a Munich forum for BOGA the botanical gardens in Bern, Switzerland?

07.Sep.2005 23:02:18 ... 4 ... topless dancing

You log in via WiFi from the pub at 11pm, of course, strippers!

Just thought I'd revisit one of my personal favourite subjects and pluck another few gems from recent searches.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Nice work.

19.Jan.2006 15:25:22 ... 9 ... Wall Mart Munich
19.Jan.2006 15:25:09 ... 0 ... Wall Mart Munich
19.Jan.2006 15:25:05 ... 0 ... Wall Mart
19.Jan.2006 15:24:58 ... 0 ... Wal Mart
19.Jan.2006 15:24:55 ... 0 ... Wal Mart

Wonder if this next one was all different people or the same bloke with a finger stutter.

19.Jan.2006 16:12:47 ... 0 ... facshing
19.Jan.2006 16:12:13 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:57 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:54 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:40 ... 0 ... faching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:37 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:34 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:32 ... 0 ... facshing
19.Jan.2006 16:11:31 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:27 ... 13 ... Fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:26 ... 13 ... Fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:26 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:25 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:24 ... 13 ... Fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:24 ... 13 ... fasching
19.Jan.2006 16:11:22 ... 13 ... fasching

Would love to see the various links this person went through to arrive at Hazza's place.

19.Jan.2006 18:07:30 ... 25 ... THE ARC
19.Jan.2006 17:54:36 ... 47 ... SEX IN MUNICH
19.Jan.2006 17:53:13 ... 2 ... SINGLE WOMEN

As for this next one, indeed.

19.Jan.2006 20:22:40 ... 0 ... Gen is hot as mustard

And now for our train-spotting anorak-wearing weirdo of the week award. Mate, it's powered by Wolperdingers. A whole battalion of the little feckers.

19.Jan.2006 20:30:27 ... 0 ... how is the S-Bahn powered?

Nappy Tram? What the fuck?

19.Jan.2006 20:50:32 ... 0 ... nappy tram
19.Jan.2006 20:50:26 ... 0 ... changing nappies
19.Jan.2006 20:50:20 ... 0 ... changing nappy

This next pair just seem so wrong in so many ways.

19.Jan.2006 21:24:53 ... 0 ... thai tuna
19.Jan.2006 21:24:25 ... 1 ... baby massage

Again, I need to ask, what the fuck? Seriously? Even when you finally figured out how to spell vegetable, what were you hoping to get?

20.Jan.2006 07:15:01 ... 0 ... v8 hot spicy vegetable juice 5.5 oz
20.Jan.2006 07:14:54 ... 0 ... v8 hot spicy vegetable juice 5.5 oz
20.Jan.2006 07:14:41 ... 0 ... v8 hot spicy vergitable juice 5.5oz
20.Jan.2006 07:14:34 ... 0 ... v8 hot spicy vergitable juice 5.5oz

Presumably this next guy was trying to avoid all the listings for bad galleries, shitty expositions, crap museums and boring shows.

20.Jan.2006 10:12:16 ... 0 ... good gallerys
20.Jan.2006 10:12:15 ... 0 ... good expositions
20.Jan.2006 10:11:57 ... 0 ... good museums
20.Jan.2006 10:11:48 ... 1 ... good shows
20.Jan.2006 10:09:42 ... 1 ... nice museums
20.Jan.2006 10:09:35 ... 1 ... nice museums

This is my favourite. If only for the sheer furshttrcion, frusstrcion, frustrition, fruitshaving, frustration that the person must have been going through. Respect for persistance.

20.Jan.2006 10:34:32 ... 98 ... Prinzregentenstrasse
20.Jan.2006 10:34:23 ... 2 ... Prinzregentenstrasse
20.Jan.2006 10:34:15 ... 2 ... prinzre
20.Jan.2006 10:34:11 ... 97 ... prinzregaten
20.Jan.2006 10:33:56 ... 10 ... prinzeregaten
20.Jan.2006 10:33:50 ... 0 ... priznceregaten
20.Jan.2006 10:33:46 ... 1 ... prinzeregaten
20.Jan.2006 10:33:37 ... 0 ... priznceregaten
20.Jan.2006 10:33:31 ... 0 ... prizeregaten

This is a bit harsh. I know much worse ones.

20.Jan.2006 12:26:11 ... 2 ... toronto
20.Jan.2006 12:24:39 ... 1 ... Worst forum name

Oh, and this next person, if you read this you were probably looking for Truderingerstr 273. Good luck at the dentist or whatever, if you can find it

20.Jan.2006 12:14:41 ... 0 ... Trudering Str 273
20.Jan.2006 12:14:26 ... 0 ... Trudering Str 273

Anyway, keep up the good work, the Search function is your friend.

v8 hot spicy vegetable juice 5.5 oz

Looks like somebody has a recipe. They should use gemuse saft and add a few drops of tabasco.

Actually the admins' access to search orders provides an excellent means of one-way communication.

If you do a search with a string that is obviously pointed at someone, what can the admin do?

Search:

XY admins fat or uninteresting or both

Alternatively, one could do searches like:

Keydeck rules deserves bigger salary big mystery

wtf tomasino? please decypher your post, thanks.

i've been frustrated by the search many o times, especially if you don't know how something is spelled & with those german words...

WTF???

That reminds me.. Columbus seems to be very quiet lately...

Well I guess there will always be somebody on the site willing to spread his or her completely incomprehensible bullshit...

I know where my money will go with regards to what his next post could look like

Am I the only one who thinks he understands what Tomasino means? Seems obvious to me.

basically you can anonomously insult (or whatever) someone is what I guess he is saying

(that relies on the person being 'communicated at' checking the search log - I never do)

understand now but it's a bit nobby really innit. better to just start a thread entitled 'i think you're all a bunch of cnuts', at least then you're communicating (allbeit briefly, before the mods remove it) with the entire forum, rather than making an anonymous rather nerdy personal insult.

either way, weird. i'm off for a beer.

These were lovely as well:

20.Jan.2006 23:48:44 ... 4 ... arse
20.Jan.2006 23:46:28 ... 32 ... tt ass
20.Jan.2006 23:46:20 ... 0 ... tt ass
20.Jan.2006 23:45:24 ... 93 ... up ass
20.Jan.2006 23:45:20 ... 4 ... arse
20.Jan.2006 23:45:17 ... 0 ... up ass
20.Jan.2006 23:45:12 ... 0 ... ass up the
20.Jan.2006 23:44:58 ... 73 ... ass
20.Jan.2006 23:44:53 ... 2 ... ass
20.Jan.2006 23:44:33 ... 92 ... up the ass
20.Jan.2006 23:44:26 ... 0 ... up the ass

These made me chuckle:

02.Feb.2006 15:38:55 ... 4 ... cat-sitter
02.Feb.2006 15:38:45 ... 0 ... cat-sitter
02.Feb.2006 15:38:37 ... 2 ... Iceberg Slim
02.Feb.2006 15:38:34 ... 0 ... IcerbergSlim
02.Feb.2006 15:38:29 ... 0 ... Icerberg_Slim
02.Feb.2006 15:38:26 ... 0 ... Icerberg Slim
02.Feb.2006 15:38:13 ... 0 ... hitlers restaurant
02.Feb.2006 15:38:08 ... 0 ... hitler's restaurant

He can be found in Hitler's restaurant and is a cat-sitter...

Hmmmm...

01.Feb.2006 20:49:27 ... 80 ... chick
01.Feb.2006 20:49:18 ... 1 ... chick
01.Feb.2006 20:49:17 ... 0 ... chick with big knockers
01.Feb.2006 20:49:00 ... 0 ... chick with big knockers

Wrong, I run a restaurant for cats where the help dresses like hitler in a dirndl. We try and bring across the warmer, cuddlier side of national socialism. This thursday we have a tuna-casserole shaped like a big dog on special. We call it the final alsatian.