Worst movies ever

I saw the WORST movie ever last night. I didn't understand it, it wasn't funny, and I had to pay 3 Euros for it. It is called:



And you?

The Island...don't go there.

Grease 2
Mission to Mars

Sweet Home Alabama
Legally Blond 2
America's Sweetheart - with J.Roberts and C.Zeta Jones

There are more but they are my top 3 for now..

Zoolander.

Independence Day and Forrest Dump are 2 of the worst movies I have ever seen.

And in terms of disappointment the new Star Wars films. Maybe not the worst but talk about failing to live up to expectations.

Charlies' Angels - Full Throttle

Mulholland Dr.

I liked "The Island" good idea and action, nice flying bike.

I LOVE ZOOLANDER!

But the rest of you are on the right track

twister

Congo, and recently, Alexander

12 Monkeys
well come to think of it, most of Gillian's work. Except Fear and Loathing...

Lost in Translation. Bloody rubbish. Nothing happens. No lightsabres.

Yeah, I agree with 'Lost in Translation',

others-
The Beach
Dances with Wolves
Far and Away
Raising Arizona

to name a few!

Zolander good and silly: Tartan strikes a pose.

BUT:
THE MATRIX Stinks and any film with Keano (except My Own Private Idaho)
As for all the Star Wars after (and Before) the 1st they are Mingers.
Kindergarten cop/Twins any comedy with Arnie
Carry on Columbus
The Patriot

Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer
50 First Dates

The Sound Of Music.

Utter Drivel. Apart from the second time I saw it after dropping a Black Dragon tab of acid - Slough ABC, November '81... FUCKIN' AWESOME FLICK! Never been so happy in all my life

No. I didn't make that up. Yes. It is true.

Titanic

fantastic four. thank god I didn't pay to see that.
disco pigs. cult irish film with cillian murphy before he was famous. hated it - drivel.

Ah what a classic. I personally loved that movie. Even formed a Pink Ladies club at school because of it . I was really kinda too young to appreciate the first Grease first time around...when Grease 2 was released I was at just the right age to understand the jokes and well come on...how can you not like the bowling scene??? I can sing every song pretty much...hmm...*goes off to look for download*

There are so many stupidly bad movies I just don't know where to begin...but I will say that 'Drop Dead Fred' ranks pretty high on my list. I don't know...maybe I just don't find the humour in snot...

I also just watched 'Weekend at Bernie's' again...somehow it has lost its appeal.

Stone the witch!
That's a fantastic film!

Gigli
Austin Powers
Punch-Drunk Love
Pursuit - the worst Western of all time which turns into the best comedy of all time if you watch it on fast-forward with your dad and you've both had a drink

And you don't think the two sequels were worse still?

I'd also have to put The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle up there too. What the fuck was McLaren mumblin' about? - idiot!

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning

Don't even know where to start but any of the following make me want to vomit:

anything(one) that spawned off Saturday Night Live
anything that can be classified as a "Romantic Comedy"
anything Jim Carrey
anything Nicolas Cage (exception: The Rock)

Jeepers Creepers. I saw it at a sneak preview. Absolutely awful.

Goddammit! No one has put one of the worst movies ever to hit celluloid. Titanic. How boring can one movie be? Did Cameron hire a Director of Excessive Boredom just to get the level of excruciatingly painful boredom right?

Umm dude . . .

Don't make me come over there. Gilliam is a fantastic director.

For the record, I thought "I heart Huckabees" was ok. A bit weird, not quite good enough, but some nice moments. I thought "Punch Drunk Love" was fantastic, for reasons that I won't go into on a public forum. The first Austin Powers was hilarious. The second one sucked a$$. I couldn't bother with the third. Who couldn't like "Lost in Translation"? That was a fantastic movie!

The worst movie I've ever seen was "Prospero's Books". Sir John Gielgud and lots and lots of naked people loosely adapting "The Tempest". Ye gods, what a steaming pile of nonsense.

@Silva, the SNL theory doesn't hold for The Blues Brothers.

BMX Bandits with Nicole Kidman as Judy

Not a worst movie but one of my favourites. Anyone remember, " Whistle down the wind "? Would love to see it again. Anyone help?

1) The Saddest Music in the World
2) Intersection(to date the only movie that I have walked out on)
3) Any movie with Madonna in it (with one excetion Evita)
4) Birth

There are others but those are the one that immediately come to mind

mine is "Enough", with Jennifer Lopez, where her character gets some sort of ninja training and kills her abusive husband.
not that J Lo has done any good movie, but this one is serious crap.

Alexander... So bad that I didn't bother watching all of it

Titanic is the only movie I will never, ever watch...so far I've been able to avoid it. Even though I've never seen the movie, I still have nightmares every third night from that damn song...Celine Dion rot in hell you bitch!

@Silva: Cage is an OK actor. I thought Face/Off was a great action movie. And Carrey in his last movie (...Spotless Mind) was really good...for once.

UHF

Five people in the theatre -- one of whom let out a primal scream when the closing credits rolled. The SOB woke me up.

Boxing Helena. Clicky Here for Amusing Reviews.

That's a good film (not just for the large amounts of nudity).
UpQuark, maybe Peter Greenaway films are not for all, for me they are truly Art Films, the painterly quality really comes across. Well looking forward to next year's "Nightwatching".

I've never seen Titanic and never will for political reasons (was one of the protestors at the UK premiere - here's why). Nic Cage is a great actor who often is in bad films. His great films are truly great - "Raising Arizona", "Peggy Sue Got Married", the glorious "Adaptation", "Birdy", "Rumblefish", "Wild at Heart"...

There was a great article in Newsweek (discussion only here) about who will be remembered in 50 years. The writer plumped for Nic Cage and he could well be right.

Tank Girl - pure and utter shite of the shittiest sort.

Closely followed by Highlander II. Who wants to live forever ? Well if you watch this all the way through you'll get a glimpse of eternity I can tell you.

Sorry guys, I think Nicolas Cage is about as believable as a virgin on prom night.

Canuck, haven't seen the spotless mind movie but have heard it's really good.

@Don Riina
Can't fathom why that film (Lost in Translation) was credited with so many awards and was such high profile. It was shite and seriously - nothing happened. I was waiting the whole time for the plot and then it was over (not before time). I will never get those 105 of my earthy minutes back... Very agreeved

Mission to Mars or Red Planet or whichever it was. It was the more crap one with Tim Robbins... I actually had the cinema Usher person coming over to ask me to stop snoring...

I actually loved Titanic.. well when I say loved I meant hated.. But loved the last bit when Leodardo Di Caprio drowned... awesome stuff

I beg to differ. as someone said earlier. nicolas cage is a fine actor who makes a lot of shit films. A bit like michael caine, - give him a good script and he's gold. He thoroughly deserved his Oscar for leaving Las Vegas.

Worst films ever, well most overhyped overrated films
Titanic- utter soppy rubbish
Dances with wolves
Top gun - that will stir up a few people on here im sure
Star wars I, II & III

i could go on...

Mary Poppins and Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (haven't seen the new one though) - don't get me started...

Value for Money Has to be Waterworld

Or The Postman

Actually, anything written by, and starring, Kevin Kostner

When you die you will go straight to hell.

another of the worst films ever...

"Its all about love"

WTF? talk about a plot with about as much sense as a slug... and acting / dialogue about as bad as it could ever get. Heck Im sure some adult movies' dialogue would seem like Shakespeare compared to that shite.

Mate, thats heracy...when I were a lad folks would go and see this dozens of times.

Then again, things were simpler back then, you could go out for the evening for a shilling etc etc

BTW enjoy your last gig next week

Films that I've seen in the last few years where I really wanted to walk out of the cinema include:

Titanic (*vom*)
Star Wars II - totally embarrassing love scenes, like watching pre-pubescents getting in on.
The Man who Wasn't There - I just didn't get it

@Topsy
Anakin Skywalkewr was not pre-pubescent
He was a throbbing mass of Metachlorians

Batman & Robin
Titanic
Anaconda
Battlefield Earth
The Blair Witch Project
Godzilla
The Postman
Spice World
Wild Wild West
The Village
The Forgotten

These all pretty much make me want to sandpaper my retinas