Worst movies ever

May have been mentioned already (haven't read all 15 pages) but the Operation Delta Force series were a shocking load of films.

It was a big Disappointment, spelt with a big D, as was Thunderbirds the movie

Inland Empire. Boring as hell

Napolean Dynamite is probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

3000 was a gawd awful boring movie...nothing but blood and guts the whole film! My husband loved it but then again he also loved Soccer Ninjas.

Devil Wears Prada may have been a good movie if I had not read the book first! FYI: Read the book, it is much better.

Good soundtrack though.

Pearl Harbor and any movie that has Ben afleck in it except Dazed and Confused, Phantoms, and Good Will Hunting (even here it is walking a line).

Agree with perdido about Ben Affleck. God awful actor (except Good Will Hunting- but even then...)

Agreed. I liked Transformers- and I thought it would be one of those movies I would hate.

I should have read that before wasting time watching it last night. It was like a slow root canal without Novocaine.

I saw The Last King of Scotland recently and i think its won Oscars or sommit but it was terrible. The guy who played Idi Amin's doctor- camera shot of him celebrating at Uni, ok he's got his degree; shot of him in bedroom spinning a globe, ok he's going to Uganda etc.
It really assumed you were a total idiot with no attention span and no ability to interpret what was going on.

Other than that, it has to be Gigli. Twice on a flight from Buenos Aires. Coincidentally enough, that was my worst flight ever, too.

I watched two really bad movies last night.

Bad movie #1: Next
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SO STUPID. Do not waste your time. Nicholas Cage is the worst actor EVER! He can only play roles in which he can utilize his super boring, slurry way of speaking by playing a total dope, as in Raising Arizona. I must admit he's pretty good in that. Julianne Moore is also annoying to the highest degree. I feel like she doesn't separate her teeth when she talks.

Bad Movie #2: Fantastic Four, Rise of the Supersucky Surfer. I knew this one was going to be bad, so I can't really complain.

Oh, you've gotta count the work of director Uwe Boll if you haven't already:

Alone in the Dark
Bloodrayne
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Story

To be fair though, I'd love to see how REALLY bad Postal is

Closer - I thought this was awful.

Just saw these two.

The Last Legion - with Colin Firth
Swept Away - with Madonna

What a total waste of time. These are available for purchase. Region 1 DVD's.

Have to agree with MoiLV about Fantastic Four and the surfer - absolute shite.

Recently a friend courted death by selecting this for a video evening and following it up with "Straight To Hell" which is exactly where everyone involved in that awful shite should be sent.

The Invasion with Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. Watched it on a flight recently and it was a pile of crap!

exactly, a bad copy of Invasion of the Body Snatchers with a sissy James Bond

A brief glance at this thread is like reading the premium movie channel listings on Premiere.

This reminds me of Team America, the best movie ever.

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot .
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that ty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

(Interlude)

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you.

I left the theater after 1/2 hour watching J.Lo



Pearl Harbour and rise of the silver surfer are not worth watching it.

I found nothing good or funny about Team America. It was such a let down after all the hype, but then again most movies are with that kind of hype.

Worst movie I have ever seen without a doubt is frostbite. I should have guessed seeing as it is one of the million movies riding off the american pie name.

the movie you are referring to is "A Knight's Tale", cute but boring, First Night is a movie with Julia Ormond, Richard Gere and Sean Connery.

napoleon dynamite & a movie i got out the other night called 'Tideland' - it sounds so good on the case but it was disturbing.. and not in a good way!

I agree with you regarding both those movies, girl_anachronism. I thought Napoleon Dynamite was pathetic and Tideland was creepy.

english patient, last 3 star wars, anything with tom cruise

Nominations for the 28th Golden Raspberry Awards were announced about a week ago and the movies from 2007 that made the worst of the worst are listed in the following categories:

Worst Picture Nominations 2007
Bratz
Daddy Day Camp
I Know Who Killed Me
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Norbit

Worst Actor Nominations 2007
Nicholas Cage — Ghost Rider, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, and Next
Jim Carrey — The Number 23
Cuba Gooding, Jr. — Daddy Day Camp and Norbit
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit) — Norbit
Adam Sandler — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Worst Actress Nominations 2007
Jessica Alba — Awake, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, and Good Luck Chuck
Logan Browning, Janel Parrish, Nathalia Ramos, and Skyler Shaye — Bratz
Elisha Cuthbert — Captivity
Diane Keaton — Because I Said So
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) — I Know Who Killed Me
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota) — I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Director Nominations 2007
Dennis Dugan — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Roland Joffe — Captivity
Brian Robbins — Norbit
Fred Savage — Daddy Day Camp
Chris Siverston — I Know Who Killed Me

More categories here: Razzie Awards

Winners will be announced February 23rd, 2008 - the day before the 80th Annual Academy Awards.



I have to say, I do like Nicholas Cage as an actor, so I agree that he should be nominated for his dismal performance in Ghost Rider and Next...just to give him a good slap in the face to wake him up.

Yes, the following movie sucked big time; so it'll be no surprise if it wins the Worst Picture Razzie:

I Know Who Killed Lindsay Lohan - Me! (2007) - Trailer

I watched "28 weeks Later" this weekend and it defintely brings shame to the genre. Ah before i forget, When you are locking down a city, go ahead and move the populace into a basement with no provisions whatsoever. Oh, and don't bother posting any guards to secure the multiple entrances to the basement either.

The Covenant was an appalling waste of time and money. I got through about 10 minutes of it.

American Werewolf in Paris was another shockingly bad movie

I cannot exactly classify it as the worst movie I have ever seen, but it left me speechless and it's "Irina Palm"...
What this woman is willing to do in order to save her granchild's life is honorable..but at the end everything is left "in the air" and you cannot understand if it's gone well or not...

Bye Bye for now

Billy Madison.


Pretty much sums the film up for me.

Who's Minding The Mint.

One night my Dad rented that one and we watched it as a family.

I think I cried myself to sleep...

I don't know if it's the worst film that I've seen, but the last James Bond film was absolute rubbish imo. Not a typical Bond at all. Just one of your run of the mill action flicks. I missed some of the typical elements (tongue-in-cheek humour etc) that made the Bond films the classics that they were. Daniel Craig is not a Bond in my eyes. And his bad-arse look, oh pleeeeeaaase!!

No surprise here: Lohan's 'Killed Me' Sets Worst-Film Record


And the "winners" (or biggest losers) are listed here: 28th Annual Golden Raspberry ('Razzie') Award "Winners"

The Atonement-- I would rather watch paint dry.
Gosford park-- its mind numbing

WHAT!??!

What about the movies starring "Baby Jane", but I've never seen one

Pearl Harbor - i mean what was the romantic sidetrack all about ?
When i watched it for the first time , I thought that the movie would end with the girl buying the farm and Hartnett and Affleck holding hands and walking into the sunset

"Curse of the Zodiac", what a magnificent, grandious and exceptional piece of crap. I watched about 30 minutes and couldn't watch anymore. And I fecking bought the movie which makes it even worst. Not only it's boring and badly filmed, it's expensive.

Irreversable. The only movie I can remember walking out on. Some things you just don't need to see.

By the way, Punch drunk love is a fantastic movie as is Lost in translation.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Yes, I get it... now. But any film which requires me to watch at least five other unrelated 0films first in order to "get it" is a pile of fucking masturbatory bullshit, and I say that despite "getting it" now, all the Clerks and Mary references and whatever else. It doesn't change the fact that in order to understand the jokes in the film I have to downl... watch all them other ones first.

woof.

I wouldn't watch it for similarly existential reasons, like I wouldn't watch this film because it may be the filmic equivalent of having a vinegar umbrella unexpectedly forced down my urethra by a blind nun frothing at the lesbian.

I tell a lie, I did watch it and you're right. It's complete shite. Unbelievably so, there are hardly 10 consecutive minutes in the film that make any kind of sense to a person who may not have a brain, but accidentally picked some up on their wellingtons after a hard weekends raping imaginary goats with a borrowed Volvos bumper

Harrumph..

Any Mr. Bean movie or show.

I totally agree.

Regretfully, I just remembered a movie I rented on DVD a couple of years back called Alone In The Dark starring Christian Slater and directed by Uwe Boll. It was loosely based on a video game of the same name, and trust me, it was an awful movie. Bad production, bad script, too many slow-motion edits and dreadful acting. It was trash from when I started watching it to when I stopped the DVD halfway through.
I'm not at all surprised it reached a 1% ranking on RottenTomatoes.

Alone In The Dark (2005)

If you were tempted to see "My Blueberry Nights" due to the extraordinary cast of Oscar/Grammy nominees & winners, do reconsider. It is the slowest, most boring and pointless movie I've seen in a really long time. The camerawork is nausiating and the soundtrack repeats itself over and over again. TERRIBLE!

28 week later.

Absolutely horrible.

- Apparently the movie writer hail from the "star trek" screenwriting school: Let's send 4 main characters and a random one into the city, that should keep them guessing.

- After a certain point, you start rooting for everyone to die because they piss you off so much with their dumb choices.

In some ways I agree. I was a bit disappointed with Juan Carlos Fresnadillo's 28 Weeks Later too. It just got a little too silly before it was even halfway through.

There is talk of a third installment in the 28...Later movies: