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Oktoberfest stories
What's the worst thing you've done?
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You know when you're a bit drunk and an idea just "pops" in yer head. Oktoberfest 2 years ago, that devilish little voice was working overtime. I'd just been bothering the guy at the "knock the cans over with the balls" thing by losing 2 over the top of his stall, then, "accidentally" hitting him with the 3rd in the side of the head when, my mate reckoned it'd be a good idea to try the rifle shooting. Not the best plan in the world. After randomly shooting at the soft toys which seemed like a good idea at the time, I once again "accidentally" found my aim at the poor guy behind the stall. This time, even better, I had a rifle, he was bent over, and I had a full on shot of his arse. The devil muttered his words and "bang" off it went. He shot up quicker than a, er, he stood up bloody quick. I thought he was gonna kill me and everyone else wished he had. He didn't hit me, but he looked very pissed off, which when sober, ain't so funny actully. Doh!
I'd say you were a fuckiing idiot.
I'd say you'd be right, sir.
You know when you're a bit drunk and an idea just "pops" in yer head. Oktoberfest 2 years ago, that devilish little voice was working overtime. I'd just been bothering the guy at the "knock the cans over with the balls" thing by losing 2 over the top of his stall, then, "accidentally" hitting him with the 3rd in the side of the head when, my mate reckoned it'd be a good idea to try the rifle shooting. Not the best plan in the world. After randomly shooting at the soft toys which seemed like a good idea at the time, I once again "accidentally" found my aim at the poor guy behind the stall. This time, even better, I had a rifle, he was bent over, and I had a full on shot of his arse. The devil muttered his words and "bang" off it went. He shot up quicker than a, er, he stood up bloody quick. I thought he was gonna kill me and everyone else wished he had. He didn't hit me, but he looked very pissed off, which when sober, ain't so funny actully. Doh!
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Apparently they heard a voice telling them to shoot too
I don't believe you..
Hey, MoiLV, believe. I blame MS who paid for us, I didn't even wanna play!
I'd be no good in the Met. The guy was foreign alright and even looked a bit dodgy, but, he wasn't carrying a rucksack.
I'd be no good in the Met. The guy was foreign alright and even looked a bit dodgy, but, he wasn't carrying a rucksack.
And you hit in the ass not in the head
absolutely, cos only a fucking idiot would do that . . . . Aiiii
True!
How silly of me
How silly of me
I once drank some beer and got a little tipsy at the beer fest, then I went home and fell asleep. I felt so stupid when I woke up in the morning with a mild hangover.
That is totally Outrageous
I think you should go back this year and apologise to the guy Jeckel shot up the arse.
I think you should go back this year and apologise to the guy Jeckel shot up the arse.
C'mon.. someone passed out on that hill behind all the tents where everyone releases bodily fluids.. fess up
I flashed the crowd!
I have such a good Octoberfest story, unfortunately I can't spill it on a public forum
Suffice to say I now have a job because of it
Suffice to say I now have a job because of it
A mate of mine had some friends over from Blighty and one of them was looking the worse for wear. He said he was going to the toilet and didn't return for about 3 hours.
He had indeed fallen asleep on the hill behind the tents (after puking). As we had only had about 5 Maß at the time he took a lot of abuse - however revenge was duly taken.
After a couple more Maß we went to Murphy's where I challenged them to a shot drinking contest. Sadly it turned out that I was the only one who was actually drinking tequila as the others had water in their glasses.
Then managed to fall asleep in the pub at which point they set fire to my head - twice. Second time I woke up, mumbled fire, fire and staggered out of the pub bouncing off the walls all the way up the stairs.
Worst thing was that it was Sunday and I had to (go to) work the next day.
He had indeed fallen asleep on the hill behind the tents (after puking). As we had only had about 5 Maß at the time he took a lot of abuse - however revenge was duly taken.
After a couple more Maß we went to Murphy's where I challenged them to a shot drinking contest. Sadly it turned out that I was the only one who was actually drinking tequila as the others had water in their glasses.
Then managed to fall asleep in the pub at which point they set fire to my head - twice. Second time I woke up, mumbled fire, fire and staggered out of the pub bouncing off the walls all the way up the stairs.
Worst thing was that it was Sunday and I had to (go to) work the next day.
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