TT Hoaxes - Which was the best ever?

propellor head says my hoax (shy in the shower) wasn't the best, I'm sure there were better hoax's over the years. Can anyone remember them, and which one was the best?

or what would be a good hoax thread?

I always liked the 3lions having lots of sex thing. Anyone that has ever actually met the guy knows, its just a forum myth. In all likelyhood the guy has still got his cherry.

is that the same as a cherry?

What?

My fav bullschite thread...

Where can I get my ass some spinnaz?

Hahah! only you DW

Well you'd have to hope so seeing as you bought his bed.
Hopefully nothing bad ever happens to you in it because the scene of crime officers wouldn't know where to start.

How about Editor Bobs TT is going Mozilla/Firefox Only Thread...

yours was the best Boo because you are so cool

The grammar police will be after you, boo.

Meanwhile lemme explain - I said TT was so full of trolls - a generic category: firestarters, etc.

My fave hoax of the month is the "Olympic Tower innernet" one, by the way. They've even gone to the trouble of putting up a webpage about it.

Mine.

I'm sure there are some people here who actually believe that I am a human being and not an AI.

me