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Collective nouns

Which funny ones you know?

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Boxing Roo
A (tight) wad of Scots.
Boxing Roo
A bucket of Kentuckians.
sarabyrd
a tromp of Nazis
Sin
A twat of neocons.
GreenTea
Nobody mentioned "a wunch of bankers" yet?
Seattle2
Is it 'a round of fire'?

Hysterics of laughter over the kentucky's bucket. ph34r.gif
Batson Creek
A mastication of chefs.
sarabyrd
a para of noids
Nice one, GT!
Kay
A minestrone of Italians
righter
Spun of from the Boeing 777 thread and Sin's 'A shitface of engineers', I was wondering if their were any more non-googled ones out there.

I'll start: A choke of co-workers

For inspiration, here is the Wikipedia entry: List of collective nouns by subject

A pint of Irishmen - love it.

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Kay
I think there are some good ones in here: Collective nouns, Which funny ones do you know?
UrbanAngel
Non-admin crosslink: Collective Nouns
righter
Ah, ok
A new one

A suggestion of searches
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Kay
QUOTE (righter @ Jan 25 2008, 11:13 am) *
A suggestion of searches

... leads you to an eyeful of finds. wink.gif
Janx Spirit
A romp of orgiasts?
sarabyrd
a cluster of swingers
Asq
QUOTE (Kay @ Jan 25 2008, 11:45 am) *
... leads you to an eyeful of finds.

Surely it's a googol of finds? wink.gif
Kay
Toytown is big, but not THAT big.
Sin
A beam of laser engineers?
BellyFlyer
A ledger of accountants
Sin
A groove of bass guitarists
Kay
A fuzz of barbers

A tangle of hairdressers
Sin
A grope of perverts
Kay
A bunch of grape growers
sarabyrd
a pucker of citrus fruit farmers
Lavender Rain
a group of cackling geese biggrin.gif .
Kay
A galaxy of astronomers

A cloud of meteorologists
GreenTea
... or how about a shower of meteorologists ...
Kay
It was a toss-up between the two. biggrin.gif
tor
a gaggle of gash = a group of sorority sisters...usually found drunk in a bar.
Janx Spirit
QUOTE (GreenTea @ Jan 25 2008, 9:56 pm) *
... or how about a shower of meteorologists ...

Na, it'd be a shower of astronauts wink.gif

Better even that out with a congregation of Christians...

What the hell, a cluck of Christians or an irritation of Bible bashers, a mutiny of Muslims, a babble of Buddhists, a heave of Hindus, a heap of heathens, a chuckle of Chinese Universists, a confusion of Confucianists, a shanty of Shintoists, a jungle of Jews, a soup of Sikhs, a tangle of Taoists and a zoo of Zoroastrians. Oh, and an agony of Atheists.
worm
like it! although I would have called it an apathy of atheists
crusoe
Back to animals - just found "a bloat of hippos". It's all that vegetation.
Asq
QUOTE (worm @ Jan 26 2008, 4:38 pm) *
like it! although I would have called it an apathy of atheists

No, it's an apathy of agnostics. wink.gif
Kay
Nah, an agony of agnostics sounds much better.
Odenwalder
An assload of gerbils tongue.gif
Punchbear
A harem of rashers.
Genie
A constipation of conspirationists. That's also my alt name for TT.
Sin
A twat of word inventors.
Dostoyevsky
A Darkwave of goths
sarabyrd
As seen at Lohhof S-Bahn station:

Keefy
Thread reminds me of the kids in school...teacher elicits what collective nouns they already know.

"Please, Miss, a flock of sheep!"

"Very good, Wendy!"

"Miss, Miss, a herd of cows!"

"Good, Johnny."

"I know one Miss, I know one...a shoal of fish!"

"That's right, Bob."

"Please Miss - a school of whales!"

"Excellent, Zoe...anyone else know a collective noun for fish?"

"Yes Miss, a dose..."

"I'm sorry Bill, I don't know that one..."

"Oh, Miss, haven't you ever heard of a dose of crabs?"
BadDoggie
It's a pod of whales; schools are for fishes.

woof.
Allershausen
Actually, I think you'll find it's a school of Dolphins. Fish, as the previous poster wrote come in shoals.
BadDoggie
A "shoal" describes any random group of fish whether the same species or mixed. A "school" generally refers to the same species swimming synchronised. "School" as a verb refers to this synchronised behaviour and depending on the species, as few as three will do it.

woof.
FirstCitizen
How about a herd of TTers?
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