German rules for the men's toilet

So how is this policed then? Do you have a webcam in the toilet or what?

Why should I have a webcam?

I said I had no problem with him standing.

If my legs are covered I stand, otherwise I sit of course

I must say, I personally prefer to piss outside. Then I always stand of course.


Folly. I must have said it a million times; if you don't sit when you are having a piss, you are seriously missing out on a great bit of personal time to read the paper, have a couple of cold beers, make a few phone calls, etc.

my bf sits cuz thats how is mom trained him hehe...she refused to clean up after the guys in the house and he doesn't wanna clean up after himself so he just gave in and started sitting... and still sits today Now at first when I saw him sitting, I was like huh , but then I realized its one less thing I'd hafta clean up, so...

but it kinda reminds me of my dog who always refused to lift his leg and squatted till the day he died... I think its partially a laziness thing.

Here ya go!
"Well honey, you told me to sit..."
take care,
space

The cleaning response is a smokescreen. It's about control. The bathroom doesn't get cleaned any more or any less either way.

Be man , stand up!

my only gripe with standing is that if using a urinal there is rarely paper to hand and in my case i find that the 3 shakes allowed before it becomes a wank don't allow for proper drainage of the phallus...hence sitting in the poo cabinet is much more practical and allows for proper hygienic cleanup operations, not to mention avoiding "dribblers spot" in the groin area of my jeans after returning to my desk...

I really hated it when my organ slips from my grasp and takes a dunk in the cold water toilet bowl and then I can´t piss anymore. So I must stand. Hah!

Bloody hell! A cup of coffee and a read of a newspaper while your having a pee. How long do you pee for!?!?

Coffee dehydrates...

seriously why the hell would anyone sit to take a leak?

my flatmate told me to when i moved in, i nodded then chuckled when i took my first slash while standing doing the "figure of 8" with my hips.

ive never looked back since. but i always lock the door in case he bursts in to catch me at the old standing pee.

things you have to do eh? *sigh*

I have been to the home of one of my daughter´s friends and they have such an instruction to men in the toilet (Its just the husband, wife and one girl living there). I was completely flabbergasted (first and only time I have seen it)- is this woman for real? Apparently...but its too strange, unnatural and control freakish for me.

Don't forget to take a camera on your next visit.

I think it was Ruby Wax that once said if a man can't hit a hole that big what chance have they got of getting a woman pregnant.

Ok, I know I'm digressing from the original topic of the thread. But I couldn't resist posting these real signs from men's toilets.

Its not only woman, a German male friend of mine objects to me pissing standing in his apartment's toilet.

I have long ago larned to leave the toilet seat down. A woman living on her own never has to touch the toilet seat. It always stays down, and it does not seem unreasonable that we should put it back to what she considers the only natural position. But sitting to pee. I can't. It won't come. I can't go.

You sit when you're at a friends house, especially your girlfriend's house. You stand when you're at the bar. Commen sense...

RB

Ah yeah, please use the toilet brush... You know who you are!

RB

Each to his own thing, but when a women is lying in front of me with her legs open, the last thing I want to do is pee in her. But you carry on if your happy!

There is no way in a million years that I would let someone tell me how I can or cannot piss. I like pissing standing up, and that's what I will do. and I clean the bathroom anyway. Used to love arguing with my german girlfriend over this topic and the 'loo seat dilemma'

Why are women too stupid or lazy to lift the seat up or down? Men do it every day without ever complaining. women, just get on with it

As I said above, because they would normally never have to put their sweet little hands on it, and resent being forced to touch it by our pissing habits. A small concession to make for domestic harmony.