TT Posting of the Month

I'm putting this up because despite it's highly embarrassing nature of showing I don't have enough of a life, it's pretty funny as well.

The past week, I haven't been sleeping well and have woken to remember that I had dreams about Toytowners. Nothing of the wet-dream nature, just extremely bizarre dreams. Sometimes about people I know well, other times Toytowners I don't know well, and one time about a Toytowner I haven't even met, which is just too freaky.

Anyways, the basic summary of the dreams I had:

- A couple about a Toytowner I know well, but more just reliving the day's events with them included in it.

- Running through the Perlacher forest with a Toytowner I haven't met. Can't remember if this was running away, running towards, or running for exercise.

- Finding out that one Toytowner is secretly the King of Finland. This also included another Toytowner thinking I was related to him somehow.

- Singing "I Saw 3 Ships" Christmas carol, (but singing about 5 ships) with a Toytowner who was tied up in ship's rigging.
No further comments on my part, but I'm sure you will all have some.

I am surprised that using the damn brush after a good session isn't breaking some union rules for the cleaning people!

Personally I think it is rather disgusting to see that damn brown ended thing sitting next to the toilet anyway.

What is Gay about Vaseline ? 

Cheers, I might just give him a bottle of wine and strap a candle to it, so it's two pressies in one and it's something the girlfriend will enjoy, too 

As the funniest Toytowner

i'd like mexican and indian free flights because alot of them dont use deoderant and smell...

He doesnt have enough fake accounts voting for himself?

Did Rachs and/or 3Lions sell their goods?

"fly BARREN airlines, where the only screams you'll hear are the ones when we crash..."

Does 3 Lions sell his goods? When I was in MUC he'd give it away to anybody who was asking to be honest...

I think I know that guy too ... total perv.

I think lube is the word of the week!!

Parnell spotted this one, it's a classic. And it's a Treehugger original.

So on Friday last after work I checked it and there wasn't much taste to it. But remember this was the first time that I've ever had a helping of it. I felt kinda weird about putting it in my mouth at first. So with the first round I must say I was a bit dissapointed.

On Saturday night before heading out I did the usual ritual of emptying the tank. And I sampled a small section of it. It had a different tang as to the day before, but it didn't really taste of lemon. I guess it had something citrus, but it was very weak. I either didn't have enough lemons and stuff or I didn't taste enough of the sample.

I don't think I'll be A: tasting my cum again in the near future, and B: eating so many lemons. My stomach felt like crap and my bowel had some compaints too on Saturday morning. (Maybe this was Friday's beers, but I don't think so).