I remember about 2 years ago or thereabouts hearing that Cohibar City had opened. I'd been to Cohibar in KPO (now Kultfabrik) a number of times and really enjoyed it, but never got around to going to it's city sister. So last night, after a few beers in Kilians accompanied by an excellent guitarist (gotta love that Mr. Bojangles), we headed off to have a looksee. Walking up Maximilianstr the most important point to note is that anyone who pays €510 for an orange jacket from Moshammer's shop should be fucking shot!
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Anyways, moving swiftly on, Cohibar City is surprisingly small when you first walk in. They've gone for the bare brick look and after about 2 minutes in the place I decided that I was very disappointed that I'd never been before. The service is without a doubt, probably the best I've seen in Munich. Take a picture of this, stunningly gorgeous waitresses (even by Munich standards) wandering around, smiling at you all the time, making sure that you're well watered. Latino music, but without any cheesiness. Basically the kind of beats I'd expect in a Tarantino movie or featuring in the likes of Desperado. Dunno how the prices ranged as I was too hammered on awesome Whiskey Sours to notice. In stark contrast to most of Munich's nightlife offerings, Cohibar City is a standing bar. There are some stools along the bar and some seats in a corner but basically you've gotta stand. This does a couple of things. Firstly it means that everyone is in the same place rather than segregated into little sections. And secondly it means that the hot latina customers shaking their thing around are quite easy to engage. So long as you're willing to give it a whirl. As the night goes on girls get up and dance on the bar. These are not paid professionals, just girls having fun on a night out. The door policy appears to be fairly gentle. We were there with a regular, so no problems, but from what I've heard, so long as you're reasonably dressed and not mashed you shouldn't have a problem. Certainly being in the company of a woman will go a long way. The other bit of inside info I was given is that the waitresses, although hot as hell and flirty as you could imagine, are mostly going out with the male staff members, so don't bother trying, just enjoy.
If ever there was an appropriate time for a Schwarzenegger quote it's now. "I'll be back!"
Quote for the night. Girl shaking her ass directly in front of my mate. She turns to him and says, "You like?". Nuff said.