The best movie quotes of all time

From the same movie

How about this, I work for you, in exchange, you teach me how to clean

@parnell - yep. I figured if I didn't put the car thing in there no one would get it...

Yeti will get this no doubt...

"He must be halfway to Buy Me Toys by now"

@ Yeti
rules - scarface i think innit ?

WeeMun - actually thats fuckin obvious - that one with Jean REno --- umm Leon ?

@Parnell yup Leon

Wee Mun "I never farted in front of Renee"

Do you type like you think

hmmmm... what shall I write now...now let me see...mmmm

***** : It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.

Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
*****: Yes, I use a machine gun.

***** = Name omitted because then it would be too easy.

Leon

Hey I answered this before the question

yup!

what can I say I was very relaxed and when I'm relaxed I squirt

then give me the correct date for the movie

yeh i do ... i also fuck like i fart ... long and potent

69?

"Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird!"

right... the 2003 version was not bad... but nothing could ever beat the original! The car chase could NEVER be topped!!!
(Although, bond driving a tank down the streets of Moscow was pretty good, especially the little adjustment of the tie at the end).

Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

no one will get this one:

"Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can't drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin' on! You think that's funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can't drive this kinda car? I'll tell you why, I'm used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves."

just try!

@ catpop
There is no way you brought that quote from memory , couple of words - dats it.

OK Im gonna guess - "Things to do in Denver when you're dead" (and no , no google) ... just sounds like dat Irish American comic fucker Denis O Leary

EDIT @ Wee Mun
That's good - I've seen that , nuther hint ?

I was just about to do a quote from Things to do etc. It is definitely not that. I have seen it 100 times...

nuther hint, maybe too obvious...

Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate

Buffalo '66 for that one.

@Captpopular

"A life less ordinary" ?

Wonder if Schotte will get this one:

In the year of our lord thirteen fourteen, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.

to you lions supporters...

How about:

"Don't kill anyone for a couple of days, see how it feels"

@Wee Mun Does that film actually have anything to do with the land of yer ancestors ?

Excellent film again mucker!!

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure...easy

Bill Wallace and Ted Longshanks

@parnell
You're right, I remembered most of it, but I didn't want to have a false quote indexed by google and then attributed to me.

@jimbo
You rule.

Yeti...Gross point blank btw

Any good as a movie ?

EDIT @ Wee Mun

wouldnt have got it - only saw it once

How about this one (googled in case i fucked it up)?

"The only thing a woman wants from you is your man-juice!"

Final one before feierabend...

"You are transparent, I see many things, I see plans with in plans"

parnell, my one was Being John Malovich

I was answering yeti's "Don't kill anyone for a couple of days, see how it feels"

Eriiki: it was the duke of somewhere in the film Dune

Parnell: NFI

@Wee Mun

Very impressed! k+rma, natürlich

To start the day´:

"In my village we have a saying"

"Jacque, put me back in the water"

Just hunted down this thread, because a quote from a movie just jumped into my head. Perhaps someone can name that film:

"I know a thing or two about a thing or two."

This Boy's Life

Another great performance by Bob De Niro

you cant handle the truth.

jack nicholson

Am pretty sure it's in the extended version of Snatch - one of those deleted scenes or something:

'Me name's Turkish. I was apparantly named after a plane that went down the year I was born'.

@Yeti,
The Big Blue

@Brokenm

Perfect.

"We deal in lead, my friend"

Just watched that llast week, it was Steve McQueen in the Magnificent 7

Classic...

The Mag 7

sidenote: I keep a photo of a dolphin in my wallet as well!

'Why do I always have to go second ?'

Rita complaining up on moor just before getting down to business in the back of Bob's Rover ...Rita, Sue and Bob too

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig"

TGTBATU

"I don't deserve to die like this. I was building a house"

Brokenm: correct

Edit: I had a western week last week yee haw!!

Someones into Clint,
The Unforgiven

"It is said that a Shaolin can walk through walls"

"It was not a Shaolin who said that"

Kung Fu the movie or Kill Bill, I am not certain which

Damn, Wee Mun, fast response time.

I watched all the westerns I have during the last 10 days or so. Still think my favourite is "The Outlaw Josie Wales"

Kunf Fu the movie, dammit you are pretty good BrokenM!!