The best movie quotes of all time

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Last Tango In Paris
What a movie that one was.

I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart.

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Airplane! (1980)

Excuse me miss I speak jive

-'who's motorbike is this?'
-'it's not a motorbke, it's a chopper, babe.'
-'who's chopper is this?'
-'it's Zed's, babe.'
-'who's Zed?'
-'Zed's dead, babe.'

Do you like movies about gladiators?
*ok, I'm parpahrasing*

Top 25 Most Memorable Movie Quotes (Part 1)



Top 25 Most Memorable Movie Quotes (Part 2)

"My hair! He shot my hair!"

Space Balls

The classic movie The Night of the Hunter (1955) is a favorite in my collection and I especially enjoy this quote:

Reverend Harry Powell (Robert Mitchum):
Ah, little lad, you're starin' at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of Right Hand-Left Hand - the story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E. You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends! The hand of love! Now watch and I'll show you the story of life. These fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warrin' and a-tuggin', one agin the other. Now, watch 'em. Ol' brother Left Hand. Left hand, he's a-fightin'. And it looks like LOVE's a goner. But wait a minute, wait a minute! Hot dog! LOVE's a winnin'? Yes, siree. It's LOVE that won, and ol' Left Hand HATE is down for the count!

My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark
- Dignam, The Departed

The movie In Bruges (2008) has some great lines.

Ray (Colin Farrell): "Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?"
Jimmy (Jordan Prentice): "I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except...maybe to a horse."
Ray: "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Jimmy: "Just horseshit."
Ray: "You from America?"
Jimmy: "Yeah. Don't hold it against me."
Ray: "Well, that's for me to decide, isn't it?"
Ray [To Denise]:"You from America, too?"
Denise (Anna Madeley): "No, I'm from Amsterdam."
Ray: "Amsterdam!? Amsterdam's just a lot of bloody prostitutes, isn't it?"
Denise: "Yes, that's why I came to Bruges. Been trying to get a better price for my pussy here."
Ray: "Huh?"
[Pause]
Ray: "You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine?"

Ken (Brendan Gleeson): "Your girlfriend's very pretty."
Jimmy: "She ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up."
Ken: "I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges."
Jimmy: "You just have to look in the right places. Brothels are good."
Ken: "Well, you've picked up a very pretty prostitute."
Jimmy: "Thank you."

Yuri (Eric Godon): "Plenty of alcoves in Bruges."
Ken: "Pardon?"

In Bruges (2008) - The F**king Version:

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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[When questioned on learning how to dodge balls] That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face] Any other questions?
Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!
And can someone catch a god-damn ball! It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!
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Mr. Hertz: My god! Do we really suck or this guy really that good?

Mr. Smith: [after a shootout with several men, and shooting out letters of a neon sign so that all that's left says "FUK U."] Fuck you, ya fucking fuckers.

Clive Owen shouldve been Bond....

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I need to stop procrastinating and tidy my flat (not a film quote unfortunately )

"Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends."

Edward Norton in that Spike Lee movie, 25th Hour.

Andy Dufresne: "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."
_{The Shawshank Redemption (1994)}

40 Inspirational Speeches in Movies

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando:

Arnie: "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last"

Sully: "That's right Matrix you did"

Arnie: "I Lied".

Then he drops poor Sully over the cliff...