Worst songs ever

Do you know that song that sings
"Come baby, come baby,
Baby come, come..." ?

I think that's the worst song ever written!

And here is another creepy one, similar topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya9ti_DqeJo...y%20come%20baby

Uhuhhh, tissues, I have salty flooding here... uh-uh, help me!!!

Another one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAVH9OoWj3Q...y%20come%20baby

Here, another loser singing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZDwCTxwePQ...%20forgive%20me

Bryan Adams - Please Forgive Me

Nananaaa, nananaaaaaa - kiss my a... and kiss my a..., again!

i Hate those fucking Cheeky girls, so annoying!...

Any cheesy Xmas song in the vein of Mr. Blobbie shite...

Two Little Boys by Rolf Harris or Ernie by Benny Hill

"Just because it feels good" by who the fk cares cause they suck ass.

That song "My Humps" by the Black eyed peas sucks my arse. The only redeeming part of it is the video. Fergie is a bit of alright

Anything, absolutely anything at all by Shania Twain! God her voice f**king grates on me!

Everything Bryan Adams ever did!

your kiddin right ? C'mon...

I got my first real six string blah blah at the five and dime.
played until my fingers bled somethin somethin

Actually I agree with you. Absolute Sh?=)e.

did anyone mention Genesis yet?

"Country Roads".
*retch*

Oh, and "Er gehört zu mir".
*retchretch*

what about rudebox by robbie williams?...

JESUS!!!.

just want to clarify that there is no association between me and this (crappy) band. In fact their original name was "The Chicago Transit Authority" (the name of the public transit system), at least until they were sued and had to change their name. oh why! oh why! did they not choose "Peoria" instead...

Now now Chicago dont be ashamed. My first concert was at six flags and guess who it was? Chicago, saturday in the park I think it was fourth of july...

The worst song of all time has to be Europe's "The Final Countdown". And of course that "I'm a barbie girl" song.

This is going back a while, but "Seasons in the Sun" always had me lunging for the off-button.

Or lunging for a bucket...

Does the fact that that song always amused me say something about me?

Personally the truly worst song for me has to be "Ag-a-doo" by Black Lace (retch):

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

the Paris Hilton song.

I loved that song when I was 12 or 13!! (Hate it now though )

Telly Savalas's rendition of "if" must rank up there with the worst ones. Or anything by The Hoff

Anything by Uncle Nick, for that matter.
*gets coat*

Man. I am just waiting for the day he tries "Roses" by Outkast. Now THAT would be worth paying money for

Dj Casper - Cha cha slide. If you can call it a song. Awful video too.
Apparently Celine Dion covered 'Bad' by Michael Jackson - haven't heard it, but have a hunch it could be the worst 3 and a half minutes of your life.
Also anything by Ocean Colour Scene, the Stereophonics or Nickelback.

Oh and Kelly & Ozzy Osbourne - Changes

Celine Diondoingbells... and any featuring niggers pointing their fingers and shrugging their shoulders.. usually accompanied by slappers wringing their bodies around anything handy. RAP? ... they want rapping.!!

Unless someone's mentioned it before (sorry), I have to say that the song which goes:
"I'm a big big girl
in a big big world..."

drives me f**king nuts. I believe it was sung by Kate Winslet, and it came out a year or two ago.
Hated it everytime it was played in supermarkets & department stores.

Anything by Cliff Richards.

PRick will be very, very, very, very annoyed. Cliff is the people's poet. Fascist!

I think you had to be there (being British and all).

This might be my first flippant comment ever.

You're tellin' me that you've NEVER seen The Young Ones???

You weren't watchin' that shite awful Seinfeld crap were you?

What's this fish doing?

Nope, never saw the Young Ones. And have been over in Europa for too long to have seen Seinfeld. I downloaded the soup nazi episode, but I don't know Seinfeld (call it a religious abstinance from watching TV series dubbed into German).

Having said that, have everything Ricky Gervais, Eddy Izzard, (and Steve Carrell for that matter).
Both "Office"s work in their own ways.

But to get back onto form, don't know the Young Ones song or series.

I do know Champion the Wonder Horse though (which creates an Ohrwurm, which may relate back to this thread).

Champ-I-On, the WON-der Horse!

Champion the Wonder Horse! Champion the Wonder Horse!
Like a streak of lightnin' flashin' cross the sky,
Like the swiftest arrow whizzin' from a bow,
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly.
You'll hear about him ever'where you go.
The time'll come when everyone will know
The name of Champion the Wonder Horse!

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/...ns/champion.wav

Frankie Laine rides again.

The Banana Splits with this...

http://sausagenet.com/program.asp?mode=vie...e=Banana-Splits

great site if you are bored at work and what to guess the tune!

Spock singing Bilbo Baggins

Happy Birthday to You is pretty crap, when it comes down to it.