Worst songs ever

move over Eamon and your daft ex we have a new winner.

I don't quite know why - but I hate this band. I know its an oxymoron, but they seem to have perfected the art of upbeat inanity. Its sickening !!

I have heard a million songs in the past 40 odd years and the worst by far is Achy Breaky!
Here you go to understand just what a fart this achy breaky heart is upon this land!

Sung by: Billy Ray Cyrus (scumbag bastard!)
Written by: Don Von Tress (Von hell is more like it)

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Blow up already you fuck!

whatever that song's called by tokio hotel. awful shit. those kids need an emergency makeover as well.

The scariest part is that they are all actually male.

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The guy on the very left kinda looks like Eric from Entourage

Anything produced by Frank Farian, close second Dieter Bohlen.

"Pass the duchy from the left hand side" by musical youth

pathetic and failed attempt to get the mums' vote for kids

chicago - if you leave me now - a shit song if you have just broken up with girlfriend

I love that song.

One of my most hated songs is Alanis Morissette's song Ironic. The incidents she mentions in the song are all coincidences NOT ironic. I accept that the majority of people can't tell you the difference but if your going to title a song ironic you should figure out what the word means. It doesn't help that her voice grates my nerves.

The mother of all LPs is "Philosophy of the World" by The Shaggs. Each and every song is amazing to a degree where it gets impossible to tell between good and bad.

Speaking of Tokio Hotel, they've made a remix of their new video.

I hate all the JLO remixes except "get right"

Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

A pathetic attempt to touch base with high school kids.

"And it's not just goooonnna have been like that". What in the world does that shit mean???

"We need a few more syllables here John"
"Coming right up Gwen"

That reminds me of that Prince song with Sheila E, "Oh Sheila"

I love you baby, honestly
I want to dee da lee da lee
..a dee da dee da loo.

Game, blouses.

that was "Ready For the World".

what? I think you're wrong

yeah, that's a little useless tidbit that's been in my head for years. you can look it up though.

There are two songs that I have heard lately that I hate:
California (Phantom Planet I think) sounds like someone's fingernails on a chalk board and Limp Bizkit butchering Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home.

do you just mean the name of the song Toast? Cause it goes,

oh sheila 1,2,3
I love you baby honestly... and so on.

Edit: oh God! Just looked it up, it's not really Prince? Sorry about that.. it sounds exactly like him. Thank God because I lost a lot of respect for Prince due to that song.. and now its regained

Whatever, I'm gonna leave the song under Prince in my iPod anyways, because I don't believe Ready for the World deserves its own "artists" slot... or maybe I'll delete it. I dunno, I'll have to give it a think.

I WANT TO KILL JAMES BLUNT

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE F*CKING DIE

who's that?

WHO'S THAT? That's the twerp who caterwauls "You're Beautifullllll you're beautifullllllll you're beautifullllll it's true... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

The Frog Song - Paul McCartney

It grates my eat drums to hear it.

@ ami58 yes. That is the worst song ever at the moment. Apart from MAYBE the new Tokio Hotel:

"Schrei so laut Du kaaaanst" beh..

I am behind the times it seems as I just discovered that the lead "singer" for Tokio Hotel is a 13 year old MALE. AIiiiieeeeee

I'd say anything Franz Ferdinand ever released. Them and Nickelback

anything by the eagles...shyte
the scorpions.. wind of change
and thanks to Bayern3 ...tainted love

anything by Anastasia, her songs are just sooo fucking weepy and annoying, makes me physically sick, and also Sarah Connor oh and that crappy song, "you had a bad day...blah, blah, blah" it's a new one and i hear it on the radio a LOT, why is it played???
and i agree on the song by James Blunt. but apparently girls go nuts over him, i just want to feed him soup and give him wollen socks whenever i see his face, for some reason.

That Milkshake song by Kelis.

And could SOMEBODY wake up Greenday and tell them it's frigging December by now, fr Krissake!

LOL
worst song has got to be the rain song - i heard it a while ago sooo long

Down at the office had to fill out the forms
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose,
Up to the counter to see what they think
They said "it doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink".
I don't trust anybody, least not around here, cos

It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya
It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no
It's no fun being an illegal alien, I mean it when I tell ya that
It's no fun being an illegal alien,
An illegal alien, O.K.

Worst. Song. Ever.

This one's called, "When the last tear's dried," by Gracia from DSDS

When the dark turns to light
and the evil has died
there´s just one guarantee
left to me – obviously

When the last tear´s been dried
time will heal the fears inside
for the last lies can´t hide the truth away - hey hey
The last tear´s been cried
I will get to see the light
leave the past to the rising of the day
knowing dreams will stay - hey
The last tear´s been dried

When my heart learns to live
and my eyes can forgive
I´ll agree it´s destiny
set´s me free – silently

When the last tear´s been dried
time will heal the fears inside
and the last lies can´t hide the truth away
When the last tear´s been cried
I will get to see the light
leave the past to the rising of the day
knowing dreams will stay - hey
The last tear´s been dried

I won´t be hurt anymore
I just won´t be defamed like before
´cos I´m strong enough
Led on by your love

When the last tear´s been dried
time will heal the fears inside
for the last lies can´t hide the truth away - hey hey
The last tear´s been cried
I will get to see the light
leave the past to the rising of the day
knowing dreams will stay - hey
The last tear´s been dried

... what?

On radio 2 right now. Macy Grey... My world crumbles... Bloody crap.

The Frog Song - Paul McCartney
Englishman in New York - Sting
Ebony & Ivory - McCartney/Wonder

+...anything by Elton John for a Disney film
+...anything connected with Bob Geldof, Africa and feeding people

The Rolf Harris version of Stairway to Heaven...

Murder I tell ya...

We are the world

I just called to say I love you

anything by phil collins

anything by Sting (post police)

anything by celine dion

anything by Michael Jackson post Thriller

Earth Song is indeed terrible... I kind of liked stranger in Moscow though!

We're talking daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanger!

I should maybe qualify that to anything I heard by michael jackson post thriller (except smooth criminal)

Chris De Burgh - Lady in Red!!!

I think you mean Neil Young.

edit: WTF? Your post just disappeared.

Probably flew off in the Heart of Gold.

Hey! Daft bint would suffice!!!

this might not be the worst song but i hate it: cypress hill 'jump'

Speaking of Scots, I absolutely HATE Texas.

Ah the crazy disappearing posts...and i would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you pesky kids!!

Sorry I was having a heed up ma arse moment!! you are very right to say Neil Young...Neil Diamond WTF???

I had a crack at the lead singer, but she said she didn't want a lover, she just needed a friend

the sheryl crow and kid rock one.
and unbreak my heart by toni braxton.