Worst songs ever

Just listening to 80s Internet Radio and Karma Chameleon is on.. it's not my LEAST favorite, but it's close

Laurie Anderson... Superman!

Total and utter fucking Waste of recording time

Karma Chameleon is one of the best songs ever...the video rocks. Red, Gold and Green.

Timmy Mallett - Polka Dot Bikini - one of the worst

Mr Blobby - Blobby Song - also terrible

Cotton Eye Joe by the Rednecks.

Ebony and Ivory by Paul and Stevie.

Anything by that pretentious little turd that used to be called Prince.

'Everything I Do' by Bryan Adams.

@JE: C'mon.. Prince is the best. Except for Oh Sheila. He couldn't think of any text so he just says, "I want to deda leeda lee, a deeda leeda loo." What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

@STB: I suppose Bronski Beat wouldn't make this list?

Lisa Stansfield: Been Around the World- Blech

lol I quite liked the Laurie Anderson song..

Anyway, "I've got a brand new combine harvester" (and i'll give you the key.. I mean wtf!

That and Orville the fucking duck.

But there was somehting I was thinking of when I started writing this but now I have forgotten it.. Damn...

That Celine Dion wailing song, whatever that was. Barf.

That Celine Dion wailing song, whatever that was. Barf.
Do know why that posted twice - TT servers must hate it too...

St Winifreds school choir...

Ther's no one quite like Grand-dad..

Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west.
Aaaarghhhhhhhhh.

Anything by John Farnham, makes me wretch. I also hate Creed and Live.

anything from coldplay or radiohead

Chesney Hawkes - the one and only (thank fuck!)

Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

I have never been to me, by Charlene

See lyrics here

New York, New York

I love the song, it's the city that stinks.

Never had the pleasure of hearing this.

There is so much crap out there it's hard to pick just one. For starters anything by Creed, Nickelback, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion and...

THE FUCKING EAGLES.

Get your own fucking cab!

Black Velvet... by Alana Myles I believe. I think this has something to do with the fact that my gymclass had to learn some stupid line dance to the song in tenth grade...

"Smooth Operator" by Sade.
When I was a kid we were stuck in a NYC traffic jam during the heyday of this song and I must have heard it 20 times. It was hot, my parents were irritable, us kids were fighting, and to this day it drives me crazy to hear it.

life is life ...can't remember who sings it.

My all time worse- its Celine Dion - My Heart will Go On! from Titanitc- Hate it Hate it Hate!!!
Then again not a big fan from Celine at all!

the fucking "parking lot" song!!!

I have no idea what the real name of this "folk standard" is, but I swear there are like 200 versions of this damn song (one more recently by: counting crows). AND in one of my former work places there was piped in musak - we had no control over the playlist, nor the volume. and I swear, we had to endure this song at least 5 times a day !!! (different versions mind you)

I can still hear the groans thruought the offices... "oh no!!! not the fucking parking lot song again!!! ARRGGGHHHHH"

I dont like...

Because I got high -- Afroman

YMCA is another one that gets on my tits!!! Unfortunately, it gets played at every family wedding, and all those loser relatives get up and dance! OH MY GOD!!!

there are so many candidates, really...

that "achy breaky heart" song
agadoo
radar love (dunno why, just hate it)
anything by cliff richard (with possible exception of "move it")
anything by celine dion with no exceptions whatsoever

Mistle toe and wine?

The Next Best Superstar suddenly started making me feel physically ill when I heard it for the 50,000,000,000 time today. May all the spice girls rot in hell forever.

Somebody (Spin magazine maybe?) ran a list of the worst songs of all time. "We Build this City" by Starship topped the list. It's hard for me to argue that.

I don't know if anybody's said this yet, but I really hate that stupid fuck you song that they played endlessly on MTV some months back. Annoying as hell, and so was the chick's version. Meh.

Totally agree.

Anything by Britney Spears.
Anything by Wing

Yesterday by The Beatles.

Not because it is a bad song, but because it invokes painful childhood memories. If somebody plays it in a bar or restaurant, I have to get away quick and wait until it is over

I'm with Jeeves on the worst song! Hey CARM, I LOVE Celine Dion! No-one can beat her voice! "My heart will go on" is a great song to me, but the "Titanic" film was crap!

Awh poor Sin! "Yesterday" is pretty poignant and I'm a BIG McCartney fan!

I swear the first time I ever saw Celine Dion was in some video on MTV, and I honestly thought she was a burn victim who'd had her face reconstructed.

@Sin
Instead of hearing 'Yesterday', just think:
'Leprosy!
All my skin is falling off of me!
I'm not half the man I used to be!
Oh, Leprosy came suddenly!

Oh, and as the leper said to the whore; "Keep the tip".

Kat, that just brought back vivid memories of childhood!

I can't remember who did it, but that song "kissing with confidence" has to be the most annoying record ever made.
"You may have spinach in your teeth etc etc etc"
It is not just the imbecility of the lyrics but the way he sings them, combined with the pointless interlude in Spanish. As for Carly Simon what was she thinkiig of?

And also "jack your body " by Steve Silk Hurley AAAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!

Anything by Mariah Carey! Just saw a video on MTV- gag me!

@ Carm

Her version of "can't live, if living is without you" is particularly dreadful

Steps version of Tragedy, what an abomination

All of those who hate celine dion just got positive karma. She's worse if you are Canadian. How embarassing.

How is Celine Dion so popular if everyone hates her? I suspect you're all sneaking out of bed in the middle of night, sitting in your closets, weeping to her greatest hits album

It's not my style of music but I can appreciate that she has a well trained, beautiful voice.

Worst song ever: anything by Xavier Naidoo *cringe*

How do wars get started if everyone is against them?
If McDonalds is such bad food, why is it so successful?
If every major city in France voted 'Yes' why did the 'No' side win?

I think it's safe to say that the majority of it's (celine's) fans don't know how to use computers.

True there Tim, I feel the same way!

HATE Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners. Don't know why, but I really don't like it, never did.