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Inflatablewoman
We all have opinions that we hold dear but when we mention them in the pub/forum/hairdressers/parliament/sex shop we get mocked. This thread is a place where you can share those opinions without fear of being mocked for them! Open up and let out your most unpopular opinions in this caring and sharing thread.

I'll start.

I first came up with this theory about 4 years ago, and whenever I mention it at best I get a bemused look and at worst I get laughed at. See, I have this opinion that Europe will be at war in 2015, and I even know who will be on what side. The theory I have was based on a simple pattern, but its backed up by geo-political behaviour too. Want to know more? Well here are the main dudes in Europe slogging it out...

1815
Germany + UK vs France

1915
Germany vs UK + France

2015 (prediction)
Germany + France vs UK

Its not so far fetched, that this could happen. The UK is closely tied to the US, and if the US keeps throwing its weight around, then tensions could build as they did around the time of the Iraq war. France is not fully intergrated into NATO and has not been since 1966 or something like that. Germany is looking into getting a professional army and removing NATO forces from the country. See it could all happen, I could go on all day about stuff like the single currency, the singing of Elise songs on German TV shows but I have to work.

Go on then share you most unpopular opinions...
scotsman
I smell an inflatable pile of shite, again.
Tif
@ scotsman

I don't think that opinion is unpopular
Inflatablewoman
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RB-Tee
Are you looking to get some BAD Karma??? laugh.gif
Inflatablewoman
No, I honestly hold that opinion.

I gave up on the karma war cause the management doesnt play fair, so I thought I would come up with a semi-interesting thread for a Friday.

Oooh another unpopular opinion of mine... (which I honestly believe)

All food that comes out of the sea/water is disgusting. I dont eat any fish, crustation or squidgey thing that comes out of the sea. I hate all sea food. Nothing wrong with that you say? Well, the reason I dont is cause of the sewage that gets pumped into the sea... most specificially tampons and sanitary towels. I used to eat fish, but on a holiday to Santander in Spain one year, I got chased by a floater and a used tampon that had come out of a sewage pipe I had obviously swam near too. Since then, I dont eat any sea food. I voice that opinion and people roll their eyes, but god it was disgusting.

So I dont eat sea food because of used tampons.

Come on, share!!!
Jawn
So I guess I should pick which side I am on before 2015.

As for unpopular opinions.. this wont be popular on this board but I am in favor of being able to own a handgun or if I choose, an automatic weapon.

All that propaganda from the NRA worked well on me as a kid.

No, I did not bring my guns to Germany, sold all 1 of them before I left
yoyo
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3 Lions
I'm starting to warm to GWB, I think he isnt as bad as people think.
DDBug
I think the war thing is possible. The amount of boys born between 1995 and 2002 was (in my unstatstical observation of my acquaintances) higher than normal, therefore indicating that there will be a war 20 years down the road. (Can't remember where I first heard that, but it was way before I had kids).

Bummed about that since I have two boys.
Jawn
world war one started in 1914, not 1915
Crawlie
Manchester United are a club that is admired by the majority of people in the UK due to their non-arrogant approach to the game and the general public.

Sir Alex ferguson is a top bloke
latecomer
america and britain should invade all countries were people are pissing about killing each other for no good reason, whether they have oil or not. world needs a police force
Wee Mun
AMERICA...Fuck YEAH!!!
parnell
1. Most unpopular opinion of mine (on this board) is easily that the justice system of many Western countries is sincerely biased against males. In other countries it is sincerely biased against females (Sharia law).

2. Circumcision of both sexes is genital mutilation. I absolutely hold the position that it is institutionalised sexual abuse to remove healthy tissue of another's sexual organs without their expressed consent.

3. The government's role is society should be confined purely to equitable treatment of it's citzens and facilitation of wealth generation - by equitable I mean that it should not engage in wealth redistribution since this neccessarily implies unequal treatment. Those that feel otherwise should be encouraged to contribute as much as they wish to others but at their own discretion.

4. The right to death is just as important as the right to life. People should be afforded and encouraged to terminate their lives with dignity before the onset of debilitation/senility.

5. Animals should be far more respected than at present , particulary those which are at/above a certain level of intelligence - I refer especially to the apes.
parnell
QUOTE (latecomer @ Jun 10 2005, 2:19 pm)
america and britain should invade all countries were people are pissing about killing each other for no good reason, whether they have oil or not. world needs a police force
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You omit the important word "other" before "countries" within your first statement. Presumably this is an unintended omission on your part.
ChemicalBurn
I honestly believe that people with a higher education should have higher voting value (not necessarily college degrees). There should be a test to check how knowlegable, ignorant, racist... you are, and depending on your result your vote counts as 0, 0.5, 1, or 2.
That way shit leaders that give crap promises to the poor and illiterate cannot get voted by the majority, which in most cases are...ph34r.gif
I really do... This is in short though
Crawlie
Victoria Beckham is one of the most talented perfomers of our generation
Crawlie
Schooling systems should start teaching domestic science again to schoolgirls..

Hang on, were we talking about popular or unpopular opinions?
latecomer
@chemical burn

how do illiterate people know who they are voting for anyway?

<THEDAILYMAIL>reactionary opinion of the day: parents hitting kids for disciplinary reasons, never did me any harm, this is PC gone mad!</THEDAILYMAIL>
latecomer
oh yes, and we need to get back on the gold standard, soon as possible
Inflatablewoman
Along the same lines...

Britain should abandon the European Union and move toward a political union of all English speaking nations. Including Ireland, USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and maybe other nations such as India should be included. Similar to the empire, but more democratic and de-centralised in nature.
Crawlie
Drinking is evil. Bring back prohibition
latecomer
@IW

that's the next step dude. we can paint the map red once again! hurrah! there will once again be tea and crumpet at the whitehouse, cricket in central park, punting on the hudson!
latecomer
@crawlie

Most. Unpopular. Opinion. Ever. sad.gif
Eleanor_Rigby
I think we shouldn't cure diseases and leave nature to run it's course. Our manipulation destroys the balance of this planet.
parnell
@ Silva
I think you should spend a little time researching "polio" asap.

EDIT: karma to Carm
Carm
I think people who collect 'welfar' should actually have to pay it back in work, at hospitals, cleaning the streets, or daycares- this way they learn a trade, and they are working in Government agencies. (in Canada- they are all subsidised).
Inflatablewoman
Sending aid to Africa doesnt fix any problems in the region, it merely props up governments that might be over thrown should the people be desperate enough to revolt.
tartan
Cardboard is sexually attractive and also can be used for packaging.
Inflatablewoman
I actually find some Germans to be quiet humorous.
Carm
Like the idea that the more education you have your vote has more strength, and the dummer you are, less... Dude, you so get my vote! laugh.gif
Inflatablewoman
QUOTE (parnell @ Jun 10 2005, 2:44 pm)
EDIT: karma to Carm
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This should really be a karma free thread. As its under an amnesty, but I guess there is nothing to stop you. smile.gif
Eleanor_Rigby
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@ Silva
I think you should spend a little time researching "polio" asap.

Natural population control mechanism.
RPW
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Jun 10 2005, 2:36 pm)
Along the same lines...

Britain should abandon the European Union and move toward a political union of all English speaking nations.  Including Ireland, USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and maybe other nations such as India should be included.  Similar to the empire, but more democratic and de-centralised in nature.
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Nice. I never thought of that, but real nice. wink.gif
Kza
Taxation should be voluntary
Votes should be proportional to amount of tax donated
The only role for a government is defense and law and order
The american government was happy to see the 11/9 attacks and if not planned them, certainly knew about them beforehand and let them occur.
The international community should strike against the US.
The international community should strike against Israel.
I also agree genital mutilation of infants is a crime.
Logic is way less useful than emotion in decision making.
Swingers club trip should be compulsory for all Toytowners, and so should participation there.
Weed is better than beer.
Watching TV is better than sport.
Country life is better than city life.
Toytown isnt worth getting all worked up about.
Its lame to base your whole social life around Toytown.
Germany needs a quota system to reduce how monocultural it is.
Linux is better than the macos or windows.
The world should adopt a metric time system based on days and tens and tenths etc thereof.
Intellectual property should not be treated as ownable property in the traditional sense, legislation cant force secret keeping.
Christianity is based on hate.
Religions and cultures that require their members to only marry within the religion and culture are also hateful and should be banned.
Soccer is the proper name for the sport poms call football.
The EU should become a sovereign nation.
Weed should be legal.
ADSL should be banned, all internet connections should be symmetric.
Suicide bombers represent the ultimate in courage.
LSD should be given to school kids at least once a week.
Shortland Street should be available here on TV (but in english)or over the net or something.
There should be a shortland street movie or series of movies.

And you know I will think of more...
Wee Mun
Beer and coffee are nothing without a cigarette.

Militant non smokers should have their genitals mutilated. (Cue Parnell wink.gif)

Vegetarians are in general a bit strange, if we were not meant to eat animals, why would they be made of tasty things like beef or pork??

Same with tee totalers, humourless bastards unless they are real recovering alcoholics.

Overly religious people are twats, fortunately, they will forgive me for saying that!
parnell
@ Kza
Lotta good stuff there , some not (Christianity, decision making, purchase of voting power)
latecomer
you can't trust anyone who doesn't drink. simple as that.
Wee Mun
The rich getting more votes is about as right wing as it gets, are you from Seth Africa KZA???
Showem
I find most posts and opinions by people on this board to be uninteresting - although a good portion of those make it up in real life. But there's still the eejits who are allround eejits.
DrivinWest
Only the ignorant hold very strong beliefs.
parnell
Like Issac Newton ?
Johnny English
Smoking/Religion/Anal Sex/Sky Diving/Drinking Spirits:

******** is dumb, pointless and dangerous.

Football and F1 is tedious over-hyped shite.

Anyone that "collects" anything as a hobby (apart from notches on bedposts, motorbikes or porn videos) is probably a wanker.
Chicago
Opinions that have gotten me in trouble:

- in general, if a music band is popular, then their music must suck.

- large cities should have a noticable level of crime (to make things exciting).

- suburbia is waiting area for the cemetary.

- cars / automobiles are evil. similarly, cars kill cities.

- the only people that should own a truck are: farmers, construction workers, and people that need one for their work / company (like construction, farming, delivery).

- it might have been better if the US had allowed Texas and some other southern states to ceceed from The Union.

- English spelling rule should be ignored, untill the day when a sensible new system is established (i guess this would be simmilar to the german Rechtschreibung thing). Every language should be cleaned-up after each century or so. (besides, my spelling sucks, I need a excuse).

I will keep my other unpopular political opinions to myself, thankyou. biggrin.gif
Chicago
oh yea, I forgot:

- Dogs are better than cats.
Grinner
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Anyone that "collects" anything as a hobby (apart from notches on bedposts, motorbikes or porn videos) is probably a wanker

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What if I do all 4 of the above? laugh.gif
MajorBummer
Most people are sheeple.
Bubble Gum
I like Britney Spears
boomtown_rat
MarcusBlair is modesty personified, as well as being a good bloke
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