Soccer season is coming. Um, I mean football season is coming. And 40,000 expected prostitutes will be coming as well to drum up the business so that their clients can, well... here's the story.
Since it will be legal anyway, the German government might as well build every copulating couple a Dutch designed 'sex-garage' so they don't have to go "behind a tree or a bush" or something to do their business.
Heck, while they are at it, why don't they provide a snack shop and condom machines too?! Oh, wait. They will.
Germany, the land of compassion and understanding for horny Johns worldwide that just want to have some sex with their game. Sorry, no pics of the sex-huts yet.
Full Article from Reuters - Wed, June 8
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Dortmund builds Sex Garages for World Cup
40,000 prostitutes rejoice
Love Shack setup for World Cup
Local zoos ?!?!?!
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German MPs want to erect love shacks for the 2006 World Cup 2006 so prostitutes can service football fans in private.
Tens of thousands of prostitutes are expected to converge on World Cup venues and politicians fear many will offer their services in the open.
Tens of thousands of prostitutes are expected to converge on World Cup venues and politicians fear many will offer their services in the open.
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Christian Democrat Dirk Lamprecht, who put forward the idea, said: "The boxes would certainly be a better alternative to prostitutes offering their services on the streets, in parks or in local zoos."
Local zoos ?!?!?!
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Though the idea seems preposterous, I suppose it will lower the number of rapes. This kind of event always sees an influx of all types of crime! I predict it will be one level deeper of what we normally see at say, the Oktoberfest.
hey...where else can you go for some hot monkey loooooooovvvvvveeeeee
does the love shack service has to be closed on sundays as well? it's a form of shopping ya know
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German towns may erect 'No Prostitutes Here' signs over fears an army of call girls are coming for the 2006 World Cup.
Prostitution is legal in Germany but only in certain areas, and the street signs are planned to stop football fans pestering women in other areas.
They also want to stop the thousands of call girls heading to the country from moving out of the legal areas.
The idea for the signs came after a German man, named only as Michael G, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a restricted area in Düsseldorf.
In court he claimed he had no idea picking up a prostitute in that area was illegal.
Judge Dirk Kruse admitted that he also didn't know which areas were legal and which were not and said: "We need some kind of sign to make it clear."
Similar signs have already proven a success in the Italian town of Aulla.
Prostitution is legal in Germany but only in certain areas, and the street signs are planned to stop football fans pestering women in other areas.
They also want to stop the thousands of call girls heading to the country from moving out of the legal areas.
The idea for the signs came after a German man, named only as Michael G, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a restricted area in Düsseldorf.
In court he claimed he had no idea picking up a prostitute in that area was illegal.
Judge Dirk Kruse admitted that he also didn't know which areas were legal and which were not and said: "We need some kind of sign to make it clear."
Similar signs have already proven a success in the Italian town of Aulla.
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this is hilarious! i wonder who thought up the idea?
this'll sounds super silly, but... is it really that necessary? are people really that horney and aren't they here for the soccer, culture, beer, whatnot?!?!?!
this'll sounds super silly, but... is it really that necessary? are people really that horney and aren't they here for the soccer, culture, beer, whatnot?!?!?!
wouldnt it be easier just to change the circle to a green one and remove the strike. that way without a sign as such you cant traffic your wares. The prossie verbot sign makes the idea of prostitution unavoidable. wouldnt it be just a bit more classy to let it known where its available?
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is it really that necessary? are people really that horney and aren't they here for the soccer, culture, beer, whatnot?!?!?!
Of course it's necessary, that's what "whatnot" is all about... men alone, drunk, happy, with money and without the wife...
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