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Any Scousers in Munich?
People from Liverpool
just wondering after seeing this at the airport, like:
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I like the "ferry" button at the bottom...
found 'em watching footy:
R.A, dee doo doh don' dee do.
Ay Don, dee doo.
Just told by my Liverpuddlian that a real scouser would have gotten the wings of the plane too.
A real scouser wouldn't know what a plane was...
What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
The Accused.
The Accused.
Kirkby Earthquake appeal
An Earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was Kirkby, Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my head in'. The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.
One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha'.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from poundstretcher and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of red diesel to burn the vehicle out) and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.
An Earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was Kirkby, Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my head in'. The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.
One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha'.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from poundstretcher and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of red diesel to burn the vehicle out) and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.
Hey La', is this take-the-piss-out-of-scousers-week or something? Have I missed a running joke?
@Karambos:
That Scouser post about the earthquake was the funniest thing I have read in ages!
I live in North Wales and we have to suffer these Mersey Maggots stealing cars from Liverpool and driving down to our area and stealing our videos and drivcing back to Liverpool where they burn out the car.
Somewhat sweeping but then hrmph...
That Scouser post about the earthquake was the funniest thing I have read in ages!
I live in North Wales and we have to suffer these Mersey Maggots stealing cars from Liverpool and driving down to our area and stealing our videos and drivcing back to Liverpool where they burn out the car.
Somewhat sweeping but then hrmph...
there's one started at our place. Look what I found this morning...
Even the dogs are robbing stuff!!
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A pensioner is being treated in hospital after he was hit by a milk float driven by a dog.
Merseyside Police said the accident happened after a dog jumped on to the accelerator of the vehicle in Wirral.
It is thought the animal had been travelling in the cab of the milk float at the time.
A spokesman for Merseyside Ambulance Service said: "A 75-year-old man was taken to hospital suffering from a grazed knee following the incident."
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A pensioner is being treated in hospital after he was hit by a milk float driven by a dog.
Merseyside Police said the accident happened after a dog jumped on to the accelerator of the vehicle in Wirral.
It is thought the animal had been travelling in the cab of the milk float at the time.
A spokesman for Merseyside Ambulance Service said: "A 75-year-old man was taken to hospital suffering from a grazed knee following the incident."
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