Chocolate breakfast cereal in the toilet

Right. Normally Im behaving myself these days trying to be nicer online, offline etc. etc.

But I would like to address the person(s) that like to dump their unwanted cereal in the company loo.

Given the number of times Ive been surprised by obviously dumped (as opposed to vomitted) foodstuffs in a toilet - and no, not just at my own firm - I have to suspect that flushing leftovers is common in Germany. Please note that I mean no offense to anyone who engages in this practise. However I would like to advise cereal dumpers worldwide:

1. its wasteful to dump food on a regular basis - try putting less in your bowl.
2. its not as enjoyable as you might imagine to find remnant muesli in the loo -double flushing is a an easy and courteous - try it.
3. cocoa puff cereals float, apparently.

Sincerely yours,
grossed out and plotting retaliation

Just get in there, give birth to Meat Loaf's daughter, and leave it for ze german cereal dumpers

EDIT:

Meatloaf's daughter euph. A single stool of immense proportions.

Cocoa Puffs may be in the toilet looking for the plumber who has not e-mailed from the hospital recently.

did i miss something?
what does it all mean?

OO! Very cryptic brokenm. I'm still tryin' to work out jml's original post... but I think I am on the right track. Mum's the word

It means, "The Killers" was the correct answer.

right for clarification, there are certain people in this world that can't finish their cereal. Instead of straining the milk and throwing it in the trash, they dump all the leftovers in the toilet. My fury is directed to those that don't know how to flush said cereal completely away, thus leaving "cereal surprise" for unsuspecting people like myself to find.

You think thats bad...We have some fucker that blows his nose into the Washhand basin in the toilets. It's Fucking disgusting when you go to wash your hands and theres bits of snot and blood stuck to the sides ot the sink... Dirtly little lowlife scum...Why wont they fucking crawl back to the shitty little sewer that they evolved from...

Sorry, rant over... will -tive Karma myself for losing control ... Dirty fucking wankers... opps

Note to self...Deep breaths PB.. deep breaths... Think of the beer you will have later

Maybe they don't digest as complete as you do and it is all a misunderstanding!

we seem to get a lot of snot flickers here, little snot balls stuck on the cubicle wall (in the toilet i may add)

Sounds like somebody knows Charles in your office. Look out for the one with the permanent 'cold'

Waste not, want not:

Throw a bit of milk in, stir, and enjoy. Nothing like breakky in the afternoon

I think thats pretty close to the mark

Wonder if he knows Camilla as well??

The real problem here is not somebody putting cereal down the loo, its the fact that the cheeky fucker has breakfast at work. Sorry, but eat on your own bloody time. Pretend to come into work early, then sit down and eat breakfast? Fucking joke. If you want to waste time at work, take up smoking cigarettes I say.

I think cereal is the least of the worries as to what you might find in there. In Germany maybe not so much...toilets are actually CLEAN here...in North America...I shudder to think. I gladly pay my 20c to whoever is keeping those things clean here. Back home you had to play the game '20 Toilets' before you actually came across a stall you could enter...

Hmm. I know some toilets in London where you play a similar game - enter 20 different stalls until you find one somebody has not cum across.

Yeah...I am not sure what the lesser of two evils is...what is mentioned above...or what you find in women's stalls Again...shuddering.

Perhaps at the next betriebsratversammlung you should suggest only breakfast foods that are not buoyant be offered in the cantine.

i knew i shouldn't have ventured onto this thread while i was eating my potato salad... yuk

This thread is a testimony to the fact that on TT, there are no small topics, only small people.

unglaublich!!

Potato salad is fine it doesn't float, so feel free to dump it down the bog.