Weblinks

Lagging attendance at your event? Create a fake Jesus sighting to help boost your popularity.

Midget tossing

Every long movie has that special moment

And since y'all old-worlders seem to love quizzes, Which Care Bear Are You?

Escape from Neverland

ENERGY Video-Gags

Make your own flash movies. Keeewwwl.

Mahna Mahna (20 meg mpeg, but classic for The Muppet Show fans)

MS toolbars taken to their logical extreme

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/ (flashimation)

Safety charts from India

http://www.ananova.com/

http://news.bbc.co.uk/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/ - when you just need more jonathon ross

got some more crackers in here somewhere, shall i post some more??

Nursey

http://www.bored.com/

This is the best website if you have shit to do and are bored out of your mind.

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

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Donkey Konga, the latest, hottest Japanese toy!

Top 10 cutest kittens.
Needs sound for meowing cuteness.

Map your travels

Increase your knowledge of http://www.tcsn.net/rags/bum/

http://www.student.richmond.edu/~zp8we/greek%20rap.htmThe maiden has a well-formed butt, by the Much-Mixing One

Interactive Yurt Builder - reminds me of a woman I knew, who had a doggie day-care center complete with a massive yurt with spray mist to keep the dogs cool; whale music, flavored popsicles, and scented poppies for the basset hounds.

http://www.butcher.hu/data/balls/ Simulated gravity and rubber

http://www.sodaplay.com/
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_si...or/hestekor.swf Just click on each one to make 'em sing

Kitten play

FHM Online Games Just doing my part to help YOU waste time.

Don't you dare go to http://www.rotten.com Especially if you are at work.
Also, please don't associate me with this web page. I like kittens and bubbles and stuff.
(I think the my suggestion once upon a time)
Just feel that this is one of those things you must know about so you avoid it.

http://www.jaguaro.org/feature/archives/000007.html

Leaked Star Wars Episode 3 Screenplay, Part 2

http://www.johnstonefitness.com/
This guy spent a year working out, taking a picture of himself every day.
Take a look at the http://www.johnstonefitness.com/html/t_ani_1_year.html
The Grey Album
DJ Danger Mouse's "Grey Album" -- a remix of Jay-Z's "The Black Album" and the Beatles' "White Album". Download it before the Nazis at EMI put a cease & desist order on the website.

The hamster-powered automobile

Imaginary Girlfriends (it's real, in a way... i think)

The Omegans Are Liars - Mockers of Yahushuah (for any illuminati of the Church of the Sub-Genius)

The favourite swear words of celebrities and the like.

http://www.updater.co.uk

Can't believe nobody's added this one yet...

Here especially for those people who have or have ever had a German girlfriend/wife

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

Really funny

Hazza, there's an old ancient post about this actually.

German Girlfriends - A Warning!

Virgin Atlantic clubhouse urinals are the shape of a woman's open mouth

can this be true?

Princess - from the creators of South Park
(Not work-safe)

Episode 1
Episode 2

For Easter

http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html

The exorcist in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.

Turn-up the sounds and sing along!!!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php

Time Waster:
http://game.golf.at/game.shtml

Thirsty???
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2701.html

Good Streaming Music:
http://213.200.75.250/freestream/download/sunshine-live/

Full Metal Jacket Movie sounds:
http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj.html

On-line Orgasmic Simulation:
http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm

World's Flags Graded

Charles Henry Higgensworth III's Amazon Reviews

Villain Supply for the evil doers

Bush shoot out and many games from Miniclip.com

Little Red Monkey

Hi.

and in case you missed it The Mystery of Britney's Breasts

DirtyTown Forum

Supermodel Personals

http://www.fatmouse.tk/
http://limecat.net/

I have to push the pram al o o o o o o o t! Monty Python with Legos!

Make Parliament Dance! Getting ready for Zweite heimat's dance floor.

In all my life I've never met anyone as beautiful as you ... Honestly!

an older favorite...

Velvet Jones

For all you wondering id it's too early/late to call your friends/family back home:

http://www.what-time-is-it.com/

Bonsai Potato -
The semi-ancient art traditions of Bonsai Potato were nearly lost forever...

"Heaven Park" - "Another Day in Paradise" or A brief tour of Hell (oriental style)

If only the erotik messe was this good...

Some more silly links
Laughing Cat
Johnny Light
This guy has style

This one's for the Aussies...

Penguins, Yetis, Albatrosses and lots more. All getting very silly.

http://yeti3.yetisports.org/beta/yetisports4/

The asian version of the simpsons

Passport to the Pub: A guide to British pub etiquette

Yankee or Dixie? - apparently I'm 78% Dixie. Special bonus: pronouncing 'route'

The Worm Within - This is a great short read...

And ... you thought you were a little slow!!

http://www.gate-convention.de/pages/galler...cs/v_hiphop.htm

WARNING: IN GERMAN!!!

Make up your own minds, is this good news for guy's ?

A small nibble ?

More random work safe links to start the week.
Hampster Cam. I have been checking in for weeks on the little guy.
Unfortunately, I can't tell you what the Mario Matrix is... you have to experience it for yourself.
I believe you have my stapler. Send it to a friend.
You've seen the exorcist. Now it is the Shining in 30 seconds reenacted with bunnies.
A day in the life of a Monster.
Interesting device from Germany, the Knock in Key.
Make William Hung dance. (not as good as make Parliament dance)
www.nice-tits.org. A selection of beautiful pictures of tits. No, really.
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the irish millenium clock
No offense please

Since DrivinWest coyly inserted the reference in another thread (been hiking through Guatamale lately or something? I thought this was strictly south of the border/cuban hoodoo stuff...) - How Chupacabras Work - El Vampiro de Moco - err, Moca (tame article, but great headline)

Roy Orbison Wrapped in Cling-Film fan fiction (mebbe did this before?)

Cereal Box archive

Giant floating city

1)Go to google.com
2)Type in "weapons of mass destruction" but dont hit the enter button.
3)Instead, hit the "Im feeling lucky" (or incase you use google.de "Auf gut Glück!") button next to the normal Google "Search" button.
4)An "ERROR MESSAGE" appears. READ THE ERROR MESSAGE CAREFULLY. Read the WHOLE error message.
5) Try out all links and see where they go...

Feel the need to bash things

http://www.kiteretsu.jp/on/tontie/index.html

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A couple of links inspired by the Gunther thread:

Hatten är din (The hat is yours) - just because it's Swedish.

Gunther looks a bit like the guy from Electric Six. So here are some kittens singing "Gay Bar".

It's sad, really when one has a hard time finding friends in a strange city.
It makes you wonder what your friendship is worth when you put it up for auction and no one bids.
So, you might have some Star Wars Tattoos or even like to dress up as the A Team
but if you are tired of being rejected then all you have to do is hold up a BIG SIGN
or hit the town in one way or another!!! and pretty soon you will be hanging with
THE coolest people on the planet!

Feeling down because you aren't as musically inclined as Electric Six?
(political version of Gay Bar with W and Blair) FUNNY!
Cut your own free demo (for drummers only) to get your style back.

If that doesn't work you can always try to create a new type of comedy
and maybe you won't have to drop out for 20 years to become famous.

What ever you do, don't become a circus freak!!!
Just cheer up with this Cheer Up Song (not work safe)