Weblinks

http://americanapologyshirt.com/

The world's most evil effects box

Join in on Towel Day to show your appreciation for the humor and insight that Douglas Adams brought to all our lives.

Local newspaper in Wales: The South Wales Echo

Please don't eat our swans

This is not your cute birdie flash

Latest developments on US - UK relations

Bush Is Lord - A site dedicated to showing our (*) leader in his truest Holy Light

Cookie Mongoloid - Speed metal Sesame Street cover band

The Whopper Mile - For you tri-athletes

Creepy Clown - Scroll down; it's the sheer number of weird, perverse clown pics that stand out...

* yeah, I know; don't say it...

Bad Porno Film Names (work safe)

Map of Springfield

Harry Potter's magic wand

I remember this being a topic on TT a while back...

How much a dump costs the company

interesting..

I ate so much beetrrot my piss turned pink!

Badger Tattoos

I don't know if this has already been posted, apologies if so.

Slap 'Em

Jon Gaunt is a good one to start with... then Chris Evans

Some very sensible advice if you ever find yourself in the position of evil genius, hero, sidekick, henchman, true love, evil empress, innocent bystander, trusted lieutenant, wicked but beautiful daughter, Starfleet captain, etc.

If I were an evil overlord, my stronghold will have ventilation ducts that are too small to crawl through.

http://zlep.net/vandal.de/titel.html

Can you make it to your Bar Mitzvah before the Velvet Underground get you stoned?

Check out the TRON DISCO too.

Not fair to laugh at somebody's name, but hey, fuck it, who cares?

http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm

Type in your postcode and find amusing placenames close to you:

British postcodes only (as far as I'm aware anyway)

I got:

Nob End
26.6 miles

Buttock
33.8 miles

Big End
34.0 miles

Bottom Flash
36.6 miles

Cocklick End
37.3 miles

Imagine living in Cocklick End somewhere near Buttock!

You'll need your speakers on for this one:

Aubrey the Arse Hamster

Play Internet Tennis

Sextillion Ways to Spell Viagra, truly

Save The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

A Treasury of Macrame Owls - mind-dulling for the non-alternative set

Dyson Telescope Puzzle Game - actually kinda fun; much better than internet tennis

Learn how to hit the town and have every lady after you. The Foolproof Guide to Pulling Women.

What happens when spies have to sneak home drunk? SplinterCell Flash Game (Very cool.)

What happens when you ride the streets of Britian too fast? Kitten Riding Motorcycle to Youth of Britian song.

You might get cuffed. Handcuff collection.

Forget 'say it with flowers'! Say it with Boobs! (not work safe when you click the other links)

Geek Man is the action man for the future. Catch phrase, "That's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Dunno if this has been posted yet, but I'm sure some will enjoy.

http://www.footballbadgers.com/

Lawnmower Deth

Kids In America sill makes me laugh for some reason.

For those who like their football and want to play for your club

50 Megabytes, so be warned. but if you like riding bikes and drinking this is it.

http://www.digave.com/videos/b-web.mpg

OH And Judas Priest. Gotta love the Priest.

C.

ps: Anyone wanna do something like this this summer when the gas gets too pricey and the streets are empty?

For the Harry Potter fans out there.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/potter.php

C.

Albinoblacksheep is a great site for silliness anyway

Bother...Bother...Bother...Bother...Bother...Bother...Bother...Bother...

German dogs in lederhosen and dirndls - with videos and pictures; place your order for Cujo's Oktoberfest suspenders today!

A man after my own heart:

Kill Phil Collins

Papa Geno is a one of the publisher's of the on-line poetry magazine Tiplopia
One of the poets on his site just won a pushcart award, this is a big deal in the poetry circles. Hat's off to Geno for being the first to publish an up & coming poetry rock star

poetry mag

Find funny place names in the UK:
Funny place name finder

The 1000 fighting styles of Donald Rumsfeld

George W. Bush's desktop

Click on the start button to interact with it.

Does Pierluigi really look like morph?

Rate the look a likes

A headbanging cat!!!

Troy in 15 minutes

"Cousin. Totally his cousin. In conclusion: Cousin"

The Panopticon Loo Or The new best way to view London... from a toilet.

Duck street crossing.

Test your Movie IQ. Simple game, pretty fun.

World Wide Zoo Cams Live. See creatures from all around the world right now. Careful of the time change.

The PC Intelligence Quotient Test. No need to sign up. I only got a 32 out of 60.

Vote who is Ghetto, who is Fabulous, and who is GhettoFabulous!

Show us your map of Tasmania!

Spit it like Totti

Move Totti left and right and then click on the field at the bottom of the screen. The longer you hold down the mouse button, the further it gets propelled.

Nice sound too...

Dasher - Alternative text entry; strange, foreign and interesting. The 3 minute learning video is very instructive

Or learn how to type properly with this fun game. There's a free web version.

The Fable of the Dragon Tyrant

Makes you think, or maybe not.

George W. Bush "Stay the Course" Bike Riding Game

Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004

Unfairenheit 9/11

"Here we glimpse a possible fusion between the turgid routines of MoveOn.org and the filmic standards, if not exactly the filmic skills, of Sergei Eisenstein or Leni Riefenstahl"

walk the drunk home

trailer of michael moore's Fahrenheit 9/11

-not work safe-

http://www.flabber.nl/category.php?id=1

Gene Simmons of KISS covers The Prodigy's "Firestarter"

GPS Drawing

(Both links found on b3ta.)