Dreams about TT and its members

Jeeves, Exile, a non-TT woman and I were in a car and got kidnapped by a bloke with a gun. Jeeves was driving, Exile and I were sitting in the back with the kidnapper. I told Exile to grab the kidnapper at the first opportunity and I would jab him (the kidnapper) with my insulin pen and tell him that it was slow-working digitalis and stop his heart unless he gave up and let us take him to the doctor. Unfortunately I woke up before the dream ended.

Thats where I stopped reading!!!

I've got a slight fever at the moment and I'm having the weirdest dreams. Just this morning I dreamt I was in the army. (To those of you who know me, that's probably the funniest bit!) There was a war on and we had to go and confront the enemy, who was somewhere around Dachau. First of all we were at the memorial site itself (though I've never been there in real life) and it was really gruesome, with horrible things lurking round every corner. But the enemy wasn't there. So then we had to wade through this shallow lake to get to another building. I was very concerned about whether I should keep my sparkly blue flip-flops on (a dilemma our armed forces face on a daily basis, I'm sure), but in the end I saw the next girl along had bare feet, so that was ok.

When we finally got to the building, I was really scared - we'd been told there was a high risk of being shot at close range. So in we go... and the first person I see is Keydeck. In full combat gear but with a huge smile on his face. So I immediately feel much better and think everything's going to be ok, because that's not the look of someone about to be massacred. And then I notice we're actually in a kind of canteen - you take your tray one end and go through asking for what you want. Turns out, that day they're doing full Irish breakfast! And I get to Keydeck just as he's handing his plate to the server with a massive grin, saying "I'll have some of everything, please!". Honestly, from the sight and sound of him you'd have thought the war was over... but no, he'd just found some good grub! Couldn't stop laughing. So thanks Keydeck, you turned a nightmare into a comedy!

that was heartwarming!

I don't recall precisely what I dreamed last night (or maybe I don't want to) but it had to do with bluedave and going to Salzburg.

I know who I was dreaming about... and if you think I am going to tell you!!! Think again!!!

You're welcome Tiggi. Just happy that I could be of assistance. Brekky's over now so back to war!

Why do I not have a problem imagining this?

Keydeck, are you secretly Austrian?

I had a dream about a female TTer (who shall remain nameless in order to avoid freaking her out) in which she died. It freaked me the fuck out. I don't even know this person that well and here I am dreaming that she's died. WTF???

How did she die? Did you kill her? Were you at the funeral? Did you see the ghost? Were you just talking with others about her being dead?

Curious and morbid minds want to know.

It's time to get this out into the open in the hopes that admitting it publicly will somehow banish this person from my subconscious.

For the last several weeks, I have been having dreams involving a TTer. No, they're not salacious, so don't get excited, but they do involve a male TTer. Last night I dreamt that I was cooking beef stew for him, and he told me it needed 'less pepper and more craic.' What does that even mean? I have no idea, but I'll let that stand as the only hint as to the TTer's identity.

Here's hoping that tonight's dreams will be about rainbows and unicorns and possibly that guy from Madonna's 'Secret' video.

Keydeck. That's got to be Keydeck.

Well, the "craic" narrows it down to someone Irish. Someone Irish who cooks?

It's the logical and easy guess (Irish + cooking), but Keydeck is not the person. In fact I actually don't know this person all that well, so I have no idea about their cooking or craic preferences.

When I read it, I thought of punchbear, but I could be wrong and it doesn't really matter anyway (he'd probably eat the stew in any case).

Ask us. We'll tell you.

Ah, I see what you did there. Must go down the back of the bus more often.

If your making beef stew Im in, now your sure it wasnt crac

Regards

MG

When I first read this thread, I thought this couldn't be true but it's happened to me now !

I dreamt that Bluedave, Johnny English and that guy Sin are triplets.
Had something to do wtih Saint's observation that they are mature - don't know if Sin was on her list but Madmax wasn't among the triplets.

We are mature in age but bugger all else to be honest.

Sin is tall and a bit bulky, JE is a bit short but kinda fit looking and i'm about average height but built like an athlete, genes count.

Fraternal twins then.

Does fraternal mean that we can have 3 twins then?

That's right. Mum gave birth to JE and me in the Kingston area. Then she coughed and farted at the same time and bluedave was born up north. Every family needs its black sheep.

Fraternal triplets of course, sorry. And yes, it is possible: tadaaa!

So, this is the way we are, i'll leave it up to you which is which ....

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GG's dream is obviously about Jesus.

Which one? Mexico is full of the buggers.

"less pepper , more craic" ... Jesus not big on pepper a giveaway

I had a dream yesterday that georgiagirl (who I have only ever met in passing in real life) had arranged a meet up at which she showed us videos of 10 men, ranging from a home video she had made on a recent date (no, not that kind of home video, she'd just filmed him and some other friends sat in the pub), to a random stranger on the street, to Nick from the Backstreet Boys in one of their videos (I believ it was "As long as you love me", if that's relevant ). Our job was then to tell her which one of these men she start a serious relationship with...
Sadly, my alarm went off before the results of the vote were in...

I don't usually dream about TT'ers, thank Christ. But last night I dreamt that SpiderPig isn't really English. Instead he's a Russian spy and his proper name is Alexei.

I dreamt Keydeck and I were shopping together in a supermarket (rather a lot of my dreams seem to involve food, come to think of it!) – can't have been here though, as it actually had a decent selection, much to our delight. I was most impressed by his devotion to the deli counter! And he was telling me that although they moved to Ireland when he was little, his parents are actually both Scottish.

And then I dreamt Darkknight got all pissy with me for not attending some card-playing event he'd organised and name-checked me in a flounce thread as someone who clearly has no life. Sadly, the mere fact that I dream these things probably proves him right!

I dreamed that a female TTer was moonlighting as a bar dancer and was pissed off at the miserable pay. Must be a subliminal hint to raise my fees.

I had a dream that I was visiting jeeves at his house which was located somewhere near the North Pole. He had built the entire house on his own out of large chunks of ice and had fashioned it so that it was well insulated and toasty warm on the inside but that the ice structure didn't melt or drip. He had all the comforts of home in his ice house and I was very impressed with his handymanship.

I dreamed the Bad Doggie and his three sisters (?) came to visit me in a flat in America (wtf I've never been there!)

I dreamed that King Kamehameha admonished me for stinking of garlic.

I dreamed of my profile picture.
In my dream it was taken by a professional photographer who had about 12 different cats. She would take turns throwing them into very shallow water off Monterey, California and taking their pictures.
Time to change the profile picture.

A lady throwing cats?? Did she look like this?

No, but the cats look familiar.

I had one last night.

But I would get my head kicked in if I posted about it here

last night i dreamt i was returning to work on computer or something and there was a message on msn from Gideon saying "oh piss off".

bizarre

Had a very quick dream the other night where I was standing in a room and Eleanor Rigby came in the door and started walking towards me. I woke up in a panic shouting "HELP! HELP!".

And that was that.

I hadn't posted it yet, but a while ago I dreamt that wahoo and me had to babysit Joliet Jakes and Cookie's kid...not the dog, they had a kid...

This one's bizarre.

Last night I had a nightmare that I was visiting a giraffe farm in the middle of nowhere and was told that Perdido used to work there but got kicked in the head by a giraffe which triggered in him a violent, cannibalistic rage in which he ripped his friend into pieces and ate him. They never caught him and apparently he was still lurking somewhere in the farm waiting for his next victim. Fortunately, I woke up before it could be me.

My work is done here...

Last night g24 asked me to hold her severed foot (still in the boot she was wearing when I saw her last night). Unfortunately I was a bit careless and it bled all over me.

What drugs are you doing ER and can you spare some?

She was stone-cold sober last night when she left the dinner party!

This is what happens when you give up alcohol for a month.

I'll report back tomorrow with tonights TT massacre.