Dreams about TT and its members

Oh, perdido... I'd like to think flattery doesn't work on me- but you're just so damn good at it.

I had a couple of strange dreams the other night...

Dream 1 - I'm on a bus going through my hometown of Middleton, Manchester and there is a full scale riot happening eg Grannies fighting each other, adults children etc... The destination of the bus was a local Pub...Oh yeah, the TT'er in this dream was DJ Jazzy Guff beating someone up on the bus.

Dream 2 - I go to a shopping Mall with a load of people, one of which was Katrina, she's pointing out where to get what and I get in to a carriage style lift, simliar to a waltzer that you would see at a fairground. Along the way I help a squirrel out of trouble and I'm off up in the lift, I then see the very same sqiurrel running from a cockroach. Next thing I know the little fecker has jumped on my face and has dug his claws in!! So I grab him and throw him off the edge which is a very long drop, I look over the edge and see him crawling off, he's not dead, but I think he needs wheels for back legs from now on. Serves himself right though. I was ok, except for scratches on my hands. I was wearing ski goggles at the time, so he didnt get my eyes.

Edit: I would like to point out that the squirrel that attacked me is not the squirrel reading this thread!

Psst! 3 Lions. PM me the name of your dealer.

I just remembered that last night I dreamt that the female half of TT couple was pregnant and they were planning on getting married ASAP because of it. I wonder if it's a premonition?

*sigh*
In dreams I am like in real life - bossy and shopping, ha ha ha.

only if you were wearing a nurse's outfit with white patent leather knee high boots and carrying a cake with buttercream frosting.

I've been consistently dreaming about work lately. And not even nightmares or anything interesting. Almost like dreaming about watching paint dry.

Live the dream, eh? Live the dream.
Well I've lost the hat for that outfit and need to buy a new one. The over-knee boots of legend are still in use. Which reminds me that I still have 3 Lions' doctor's bag. Hmmmm.

Please tell me that isn't a euphemism for something.

Oh I got to get me an english girl...

Had one last night. A TTer in a pink dress but dont know who. We talked about Tt threads though all the while wind keep blowing under her skirt. Nothing ever showed though.

It was IW or TBFB in his Fasching outfit (Pics from last year in gallery...you will see what I mean)

theBitchFromBozlem wont be there this time, but the word on the grapevine is she will be back for with a bang next year

cant wait to do it in public again!

I dreamed of a female TTer criticising another female TTer's eye-makeup but I don't remember who was involved. The makeup looked rather nice, IMO.

Ok, so my dreams last night included Keydeck!!

First off, we were in some place and a Bishop walks in the room and asks Keydeck to go and interview James Woods for a job. Dont ask me what as? Next thing I know we're in an Apache helicopter on the run from the US Government! Keydeck manages to land the chopper after we're shot down. So we're now on foot and have to get off the streets and change out clothes so we cant be spotted, but every building we enter has a metal detector at the entrance with the sign 'You are now entering a US military area'...

But what did the actress Keydeck say to the Bishop?

I dreamt I was in the Arc for a TT night out last night, and koala and I kept finding new roons we'd never been in before! The place was vast, and why did nobody ever tell me about the sauna?

Thats why you NEVER do shrooms and go to the Arc. Oh no!

I had a series of strange TT dreams

I was supposed to be watching Keydeck for some reason but he turned into a black cat and ran off in the woods. He did tell me he'd be back later though so I wasnt worried. I was living in the US version of Andechs, part of which was owned by Lionel Ritchie. It had a basketball gym and a firehouse.

I also dreamt that I was interviewing for the new league of superheros. I got accepted, was put on a boat and had to go through a body scanner, it only took a minute but once i was done I had a tatoo on the inside of my wrist with a chinese symbol and my new alter ego name. Once I got inside I was put in a big hall and found 3 Lions waving at me from across some sort of cantine. The next thing I know I was jogging with 2 other TTerins in the woods. I dont recall who they were but oddly enough they were drinking Dr. Pepper from cans as they ran.

I really need to start drugs because this whole saying NO business is making me hallucinate.

@JML

So Lions and I were arguing the other night about superheros. So without PMing 3L can you tell me what superhero you would want to be. Granted you must choose from an existing superhero.

easy, batman. self made and harbors a mean grudge. sure he's not indestructible like superman but i can't stand clark kent...big pansy...and as for 3Lions and his (?) green lantern fixation...theres just too many of them for me.

glad to know I wasn't the only one with an odd TT dream. All I can say is it was quite vivid and I've never had a dream concerning a threesome before...

Had a dream about meeting Showem and her baby. The baby was very, very tiny and Showem was proud of her intelligent eyes, but while we were watching, they suddenly changed colour from dark brown to blue! It was ok though, no-one was worried and in the end we thought it was just the light. Showem kept hugging everyone.

Then I dreamt I went to Johnny English's bra shop. Wow. Loads and loads and loads of bras, it was fantastic. At first I found it kind of weird him wanting to see them on, but it was just to make sure they fitted properly and he really knew his stuff. We had a long bra-related conversation and I found out lots of interesting things (none of which I remembered when I woke up, sadly). Odd thing is, I never saw his face! I guess that's because I've never met him in real life though.

Funny how when I do dream about TTers, it's the ones I haven't met!

Maybe the ones you have met fill your nightmares?

Funny, 2 Toytowners have dreamt about my daughter, but I don't think I've had a dream involving her yet. Probably I'm getting less sleep that the TTers.

I had a weird dream about filling out a questionaire on business ideas at a TT party, my idea was a "revolutionary" new liquid for cleaning glasses (it was made from soap and water), Wee Mun was starting up a poker college.

So I had the wierdest dream involving a host of TT'ers, I think I have gone nuts.

It begins on a field, there is a horse and I am apparantly there to take horseriding lessons, redreitenhood is me instructor and she yells out "the horse is your friend, dont be afraid", I climb on but am afraid of being thrown off so I just sit there while she tells me that I should get moving. In the meanwhile cookie is fed-up and lets "cookie" loose who barks at the horse and it belts. So there am I riding on this out of control horse in a field, but unknown to me its where DW, 3Lions, Don Riina and Keydeck have picked to get some shooting practice!!

They see me and think it would be fun to have me as the moving target, DW has a shotgun and Keydeck a pistol, they are luckily not good. 3Lions is the best shot but he doesnt want to shoot now as he is on level 9 of his PSP grandtheftauto game and the don is worried that he would break his record so is also not bothered about shooting at me. While all this shooting is on, a chopper on way to allianz arena to cover the UEFA match spots it and suddenly its over the news, the screen in the allianz arena flashes the scene of a man on a horse being shot by a couple of men. Thats where TDH, JOB, Wizadora n DJ Jazzy Guff see that its me and start cheering and all the crowd is into it. EdBob picks on the topic and on TT everyone is wondering whether chocolate will be splattered or not!!

Finally, DW's shotgun pellets hit me in the arm and I fall, to find Jimbo standing there saying, "I think you need a lawyer mate", I say fuck that and take out me phone to all Bern and say I need a friggin M16 NOW!!!

therapy dude..therapy. It should be covered by your insurance mate.

you're no right mate.

That I am, That I am.

having takin a piss with you (and I say that honorably) I have to say why?

3 Lions, the only male TT'er with "Front toward enemy" tattooed on his gluteus maximus.

Nominated for Post of the Year!

I think you need more than that. Good start though.

Oh, and by the way, the invite to my place next week - it's cancelled.

Arshoo in another wet dream shocker about TT boys giving it to him in public. 3 Lions has the money shot but to busy playing with himself to deliver. DW gets off one good enough for government work and Jimbo wants a piece of the sloppy seconds action. Shocking I tell you, simply shocking.

Oh arshoo is a babe magnet. he has no worries.

_{like raj
i want to be like raj} ...

I had a weird dream about vampire cats biting people and turning them into cats. Bluedave got bitten and started growing cat hair on his face and he also had fleas. While he was turning into a cat he decided to chop off his dogs tail.

A few weeks ago I dreamt I saw a TTer masturbating. It was extremely realistic disturbing.

Shit, thought i'd closed the curtains.

Thank goodness for frilly lace curtains, eh?

Fooker

frilly lace curtains, gay sofas... ah well...

F**king hell UN. The title says DREAMS not nightmares

I'm not gay, i'm just in touch with my feminine side


I just find it disturbing that UN dreams of me at all . . .

oh lord i've had som WEIRD dreams lately. some involving TT, some Munich, and others just plane weird.

The most recent included some TTers in my new apartment (here in Milwaukee, WI).
Last night I was a meeting for a dogpark that I'm on the board of Directors for (don't ask) adn the woman next to me looked, spoke, and had the same amazing personality as Sarabyrd and I kept almost calling her Sara. (not a dream, this was real)

@bluedave: don't worry, it was not an erotic dream!!!

Oh dear, I hope you came through unscathed. Not surprising, though, you have met my Ma and she is from the UP so from the same gene-pool. Maybe it was one of my many cousins.

So I have been having these dreams the last couple of weeks and the idea is pretty much same but in different areas of the world. I believe it coincides with me not finding a job. Each dream finds me at bus stop, tram way, or ubahn platform waiting for something that never arrives. Well anyway I saw Planetmoni the other day in one such dream and so I went up to her to ask how long before the 11 NWxS arrives. Before I can finish she says something I cannot say on here (no nothing sexual just a private joke) and all I can go is okay? So do you know what time it arrives though? But she just smiled and hopped on a tram. Hmmmm

This morning I dreamt that Inflateablewoman and gideon were eating Cadbury's Creme Eggs and flicking the fondant at each other and the gooey bit got stuck in someone's hair.

It was nightmarish. I hate Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

That was no dream but a scene from mine and Gids foray into porn a few years back. You can get How do you suck yours? from all good DVD retailers and also some crap one's too. Amazon Linkage