Should Dr Warner be TT's newest moderator?

i am currently typing out my proposal to ed b in which i would like to be given the honor of moderating the dribble on this board.

are there any tt residents willing to second the motion?

Sure...why not. you seem to have a level head on your shoulders

100 % yes, i think we already have an anwer folks

positive karma coming your way timmeh.

when i get the job i could make you my number 1 bitch if you like?

Man oh man... (head shaking).

But I already gave you +ive for the dishwasher thing. Damn, I really thought it was for salmon.

tim, i am only trying to help my fellow human beings. glad to know i sorted you out with the dishwasher thingee

Only if you treat me like a bitch

oh now timmeh, if only i was a chickie...

WHAT'S MY NAME, TIMMEH???

I thought the doggie was up for the job. A facist hound with experience in hammering down the trolls is what we need here. I'll have my campaign committee post all the cool stuff tomorrow.

woof.

you'd get my vote doggie! after i was already elected, of course

Cook Off:

Tim
Timmeh
Drivin west
Don_r
Doktor Werner
Bad Doggie

I can't believe people are voting no!!
I would love to see a bit of moderation from the good doctor.

Maybe the 'no' votes are mainly from the current mods. I can see them now, protectively cuddling their powers to their chests. Yessss, precioussss.

What, this board has moderators?

Perhaps they missed these:


My personal fave

i wanna know fapx5's real tt login. i am sure he is some real conservative bloke, probably married, couple of sprogs, balding, expanding beer belly... a bit like me then. but pure class, hands off to you mate

Sure why not..you seem to be a fairly decent individual.

Everybody knows I am the one for the job.

Well if I were to just go by your posts I would vote yes, but your still too new, and only really get involved in your own conversations or threads that are all about you or started by you. Havent really seen you get involved in a variety of threads or helping anyone out for example. Also I dont know if you have been out and socialising in the evenings and weekend with the TTers, or even if thats important for a moderator, but I am sure it is as its the social contact which makes this forum a bit different to others in a way that affects the way such a site should be moderated. And you moved into a new flat and didnt even have a flatwarming for the crew. So I am going to vote no for now but that could change as you show more commitment and devotion to TT and treat it like the cult it is.

Oh and another reason is I dont think we need more than a couple of moderators here, typically I would rather see less moderation than more, but thats just me.

ouch kza, that was a bit low for before breakfast. i'll hang onto my weetbix next time .

ok, didn't have a flatwarming for the "crew" becasue i am yet to establish myself a "crew". when this highly anticipated "crew" is finally formed there will be one nice piss up happening in my bachelor pad. i will save a nice comfy chair for kza, you will be stripped naked, tied up, have your entire body shaven and have alcohol pumped into your bodie by way of several yardies. you will then pass out in a pool of your own vomit about 9pm and wake up to consuela my cleaning lady, standing over you and yelling in spanish. you will not remember a moment of the night before but will suppose you had a slightly enjoyable time, or else you would have left earlier. deal?

you might have noticed a pretty short and friendly thread about an antipodean stammtisch that i tried to organise, you sign up to come? i think not, because no one actually signed up and i was even offering (bribing) with free cans of tui. and there was that encounter with those tt girls in the beer garden moving away from me. wasn't even wearing the lab coat that day, had a custom made t shirt on. still can't please the ladies. i do not attend many (actually any) tt events because i enjoy being an anonymous anonomly. there is a certain karma (usually negative) that surrounds the persona of dr warner and i do not want to break peoples creative perceptions of me. nah, seriously i just don't have the time right now, work work work, but when that all settles down i will be pissing up in full force. i think moderators don't go out too often anyway, they are too busy... moderating?

thank you for the criticism on my posting style kza, i will try to get involved in other peoples threads and will not start another one for a week. i am just not too helpful on most of these threads because when people are asking where to find hummus i have to go and google it to find out what that kak is in the first place and when people are wanting to know the best place to score a fan and people are suggesting kaufhof or karstadt i am thinking are these places anywhere near tengleman because that is the only place i ever shop (lack of time and mateys to shop with). i say nick it from work.

so kza, there you go, i am really just a sad little bloke with no spare time, no friends and no woman. i am having a hard time away from home. my karma rating is so low that it cold fit under an ants asrse. being a tt moderator would put a slight sparkle of joy and some meaning into my sad life...

@dr.warner,

instead of the board why not try to moderate your life?

Not until you learn to spell 'drivel'.

What, all 24 of them?

@Jeeves.
Cor blimey! Well, they've gone and multiplied over night haven't they!?

OK. Who keeps feeding the mods after midnight!?

@dr warner: Ok for such a nice reponse I will give you some karma, would you like positive or negative? Strange one has to ask these days. Karma is better than being a mod isnt it?

Oh and I will come to the next stammtisch, I just had mum visiting that day so couldnt make it. But you should just come along to a few events before organizing some, then people know who you are, there is still some doubt as to whether you exist, not from me of course though, try the biryani night this week.

if i was intending to writ drivel i would have done so correctly, however as i was attempting to write dribble i believe i have done so successfully

i will graciously accept some positive karma from you kza, oh great one

shouldn't you be a supporter first before you become a moderator?

Well said roots... CHING! CHING! Money coming your way EB

i think a supportership should come as payment for moderaters. i will fight for equal rights!

On Toytown?

We are but sheep to the wizards of technology. We don't want equal rights.

well then i will fight for you to have the right to have equal rights

i voted no.

Keep this trend up, and we'll soon be discussing your campaign promises on this thread.

It ain't lookin' good Dok.

no, it's if you pour water on them Everyone knows the mods are cute and cuddly until you pour water on them
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I think they got caught at a biergarten when the rain came through last night...

@jip

It's if you pour water on them OR if you feed them after midnight.

Ahhhhh but he's trying so hard! A pity vote, yes from me! Keep doin what your doin! It cracks me up

Actually pouring water on them makes them multiply, feeding them after midnight makes them into gremlins.

Once again, I stand corrected. Go Kza, that's twice in two days.

So far, Kerry did better in Texas...

But you have to give him positive marks (if not votes or karma) for laying himself out for this.

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