New York Table Dance - NYTD

Ooh, how's about an NYTD night??

Subliminal message...

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Keydeck, am I being stupid if I don't know what you mean by NYTD???

call me stupid too...I don't know either...

It's a relief to know I'm not the only one Sparty...

NYTD = New York Table Dance. A sleezy joint in the Kultfabrik (I think) - i.e. the park formerly known as Cuntsparkost. You can pretty much guarantee that any location Keydeck suggests is going to be packed to the ceiling with scantily clad 18 year old girlz.

Not, I would wager, a suitable location for a civilised dinner. If that's what you're after?

NYTD is indeed New York Table Dance and is indeed out in Kultfabrik.

It's not at all sleazy although I guess levels of sleaziness are a fairly subjective thing. It's basically a big bar with a couple of raised platforms and a catwalk where there are dancers (both male & female) doing their thing which does involve stripping (only to topless). Yes, there are tabledances but no customer is hassled. Basically if you want a private tabledance then you ask the girl (or guy) yourself.

The clientelle consists of a pretty good mixture of guys and girls, couples and so on. Door policy is not strict. They don't allow trainers but so long as you're reasonably respectable there's no problem. You pay in, though I haven't been there in quite a while so I don't know what it costs these days. I'm quite sure some of the people posting here have been there.

Try it, it's fun.

http://www.newyorktabledance.de

Couldn't get into the NYTD a couple years ago, because they apparently have a dress code, and a friend of mine was not worthy

Didn't bother me, 'cause I didn't really want to go. Interestingly, I hear they serve alcohol in the place; which I thought was surprising (they outlawed booze at strip clubs years ago in cali).

I had a similar experience to Keydeck's at a sex fair in Vegas years ago. Involved an incredibly tanned pimp; extremely pale (as in sitting in front of the t.v. all their lives), greasy-haired 20ish door greeters wearing ; a poisonous, hallucinogenic "Moons Over My Hammy" omelette from Dennys; a nasty porn star screeching "D'ya wanna fuckme?!!" over and over to an enormous crowd of pasty, depressing men; dildos fashioned in the likeness of pigs ; and an adult documentary film crew whose camera was tough to avoid.

A girl asked me if I wanted to go to the sex messe a few weeks ago. No, no no...run away, run away...

Dont think they have a dress code on a sunday at NYTD

it was back in may but I went to go there with 2 other girls and 2 blokes...with the 2 blokes dressed as tigger and tinky winky
we were allowed in ...

Only code I've ever seen is that they don't allow trainers.

Oh and Sunday is ladies night, so blokes aren't allowed in till I think after 12 and the scenery that day is much more orientated towards the girls perspective.