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Amusing German place names
Towns like Wank, Fucking, Titting, etc.
"Fücker" is quite a common name in Germany; check out these Google results.
Here is one.
Took this in 2005 in Switzerland.:
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Hope nobody's offended by this, it might be seen as a bit strong, but this place really exists, I really took this photo. It's down near Chur in der Schweiz.
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Hope nobody's offended by this, it might be seen as a bit strong, but this place really exists, I really took this photo. It's down near Chur in der Schweiz.
QUOTE (Small Town Boy @ Feb 11 2007, 2:14 pm) 
"Fücker" is quite a common name in Germany
doesnt surprise me!
I noticed the talk earlier in this thread about the town of Fucking in Austria.
Here's Graham Norton with guest Roseanne Barr making a crank call to the Austrian tourist board about visiting Fucking ... "Is there a Fucking hotel?" ... "Is Fucking good in Winter?" ... much hilarity...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGtvNoOR4Y
Here's Graham Norton with guest Roseanne Barr making a crank call to the Austrian tourist board about visiting Fucking ... "Is there a Fucking hotel?" ... "Is Fucking good in Winter?" ... much hilarity...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGtvNoOR4Y
On the road from Ikea-Eching to Erding we passed a Gasthof whose proprietor is apparently named "Willi Dangl."
Is this Mr Fuckers car??
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QUOTE (Grinner @ Feb 12 2007, 10:13 am)
Is this Mr Fuckers car??
Oh that reminds me ... I forgot all about these pics I took last year in Augsburg. I'm assuming the reg is from COburg:
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Strange name...
What about Spermberg? Well, Spremberg actually...sorry
There's a place near Augsburg called "Bieselbach" ... which translates to Peestream
Near my place there's Werinherstr which I struggle to say without it sounding like 'we're in her street' and imagining a scene in a gang bang porno.
My flatmates boyf just got a job in Bubikon in Switz.
QUOTE (pike @ Feb 9 2007, 3:33 pm)
The Fuggers were a historically prominent group of European bankers. The Fuggerei, founded by "Jacob Fugger the Rich" is a walled enclave within the city of Augsburg. The Fuggers had their own Fuggerschloss in Kirchheim. Well, fugg me.
The head of the family was a matriarchal woman, named Mudder, and was quite a nasty woman. I think the locals took great joy when referring to her as Mudderfugger
There is supposed to be a town called Krapp Germany.
QUOTE (Derek @ Feb 14 2007, 8:27 pm)
There's a place near Augsburg called "Bieselbach" ... which translates to Peestream
Not quite to pee is actually "pieseln" in German.
place in Niedersachsen called "sick" always laughed when driving through there...
I saw this a few years back...
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QUOTE (Uncle Nick @ Apr 4 2007, 4:04 pm)
Not quite to pee is actually "pieseln" in German.
Not in Bavaria, it's not.
forwarded by a friend
Not in Germany but, two pleasant sounding shops.
The spring slogan for this department store was "Believe in tomorrow and swallow"!!
QUOTE (Uncle Nick @ Apr 4 2007, 4:04 pm)
Not quite to pee is actually "pieseln" in German.
I thought it was pinkeln.
Pinkeln is generally understood throughout Germany, pieseln/bieseln is more South German. Leo on the subject
god that website for the town fucking is the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.
thank you all for brighting up my day
thank you all for brighting up my day
Stumbled over this map.
Not nearly as racy as the others, but every time I see the Wormland store in Hamburg, I giggle. The city of Worms was not quite as comical for me, for no particular reason.
Fook me...
I grew up in New Jersey, and never realized Philadelphia is so close to Poland...
I grew up in New Jersey, and never realized Philadelphia is so close to Poland...
yep, they found that wormhole last year. Still, not stable though. some people ended up in Uranus while trying it.
Now who would want to live in Deppenhausen??
http://maps.google.com/maps?um=1&tab=w...;q=deppenhausen
Nur deppen halt...
http://maps.google.com/maps?um=1&tab=w...;q=deppenhausen
Nur deppen halt...
QUOTE (mr munich @ Oct 31 2002, 11:40 am)
Has anyone noticed, there is a mountain in the Austrian Alps called "Wank"?
My favourite "linguistic double entendre" here in Germany has to be the street in Johanneskirchen called: Fürkhofstrasse.
I really should grow up.
Related page: Funny German place names
My favourite "linguistic double entendre" here in Germany has to be the street in Johanneskirchen called: Fürkhofstrasse.
I really should grow up.
Related page: Funny German place names
Lol!! I've been there!! When i visited Bavaria to see Neuschwanstein and Hohenschwangau!
Don't worry about growing up, i'm adult enough to have taken a picture of the sign! Proof for all you non-believers!
QUOTE (JerseyBoy @ Apr 26 2007, 3:19 pm)
Fook me...
I grew up in New Jersey, and never realized Philadelphia is so close to Poland...
I grew up in New Jersey, and never realized Philadelphia is so close to Poland...
That'll be like Haarlem then
there's also a railway station outside Jena called Jena-Paradies
Has anyone mentioned Sinning yet? It's between Munich and Neuburg a. d. Donau (I think it's burg, not berg. I'm still learning my way around)
Now, if I could just remember the one that made me laugh so much on my drive back from up north this weekend...
Now, if I could just remember the one that made me laugh so much on my drive back from up north this weekend...
In the Black Forest there is a place called Himmelreich. We've also got Sexau.
Yer, i used to live near a place called Wankum.
Have also eaten something called a "nippon" which is just basically sugar puffs covered in chocolate. Buy them at Lidl or Plus i think.
Have also eaten something called a "nippon" which is just basically sugar puffs covered in chocolate. Buy them at Lidl or Plus i think.
There's a place called Anger just before the Austrian border.
Has Fickmühlen in Niedersachsen been mentioned yet?
QUOTE (Pas @ Nov 19 2007, 7:21 am)
There's a place called Anger just before the Austrian border.
I live in Am Anger! It means "On the village green" if you're interested, which you're probably not!
There is a small village here in Schleswig-Holstein by the name of Wankendorf which cracked me up the first time I saw it and nearby where we live is the small town of Leck which apparently almost requires a fulltime employee to clean off the frequent additions made to the Ortschilder, namely "mich am Arsch".
How about Intercourse?
From Augsburger Allgemeine
Lucky Wanke.
QUOTE
Kuss-Tour erfolgreich beendet
Mission erfüllt: Marco Wanke (28) aus Garmisch hat in zehn Tagen 1000 Frauen geküsst.
Damit hat er seine Kuss-Tour durch Deutschland (wir berichteten) erfolgreich beendet. Darüber freut sich das Rote Kreuz, für das Wanke viel Geld "erküsst" hat. Wankes Sponsor zahlte für die Küsse und andere Aktionen 15 000 Euro.
Mission erfüllt: Marco Wanke (28) aus Garmisch hat in zehn Tagen 1000 Frauen geküsst.
Damit hat er seine Kuss-Tour durch Deutschland (wir berichteten) erfolgreich beendet. Darüber freut sich das Rote Kreuz, für das Wanke viel Geld "erküsst" hat. Wankes Sponsor zahlte für die Küsse und andere Aktionen 15 000 Euro.
Lucky Wanke.
my local bus stop is hofackerstrasse which even after three years still gives me a giggle
when the automated voice on the bus calls it out.
when the automated voice on the bus calls it out.
We drove through Wankum once.
Drive-by wanking, haven't heard of that before!
My colleagues phone was rang this morning and he wasn't in the office so I picked up and the guy at the other end says "Wank, BMW hier". I resisted the temptation to tell him to try an Audi or Mecedes instead then.
ROFL, I did not even know most of those places exist.
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