Paris Hilton visits Munich

Paris Hilton has been selected by "Go Yellow" to endorse their new publicity campaign. She will be in Munich for a big celebrity bash on Friday 20.May.2005.

Paris Hilton, of course, is the amateur pornstar turned actress and heir to the Hilton hotel empire. In 2004 her name was the 2nd most searched term on the google search engine.

Go Yellow are a German telephone directory.

More details in German: Paris Hilton goes Yellow

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Paris Hilton is coming to Munich. Saw it on the Bildzeitung, so it must be true.

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She can stay at my place if she wants.

Why? Why? Ughhh!

She's well soiled.

Ugh, better buy a full body condom just incase she pollutes the air with some skank disease.

There are much worse people in the world, what's the deal with everyone hating her cos shes rich (lives of her Daddy), made a home porno, and prances around loving herself?

I'm sure theres plenty of TTers who are guilty of exactly the same things!!

I would do her.

Hell, I'd do her.

My sentements exactly, I obvoiusly would. She may not be the best looker as far as hot celebs go but I bet if you saw her in a night club she'd be the hottest girl there!

I'm on first shout BTW!

She's not bad looking, she has a great bottom line, and she likes to fuck. I don't see a negative here.

I think you just want to hit it.

Celebrity shag!

I once shagged the sister of the drummer from the Cranberries, that is as close as I ever got

Why was I not surprised to see that this thread about a skank like Hilton (who you'd have to pay me to do) was posted by a user with fap fap fap fap fap for a nick?

I've been on the Intarweb way too long.

woof.

Shut up, you seem the the type of guy who would beg for sex, and I should know, we can smell our own

anyhows, you wouldn't feel anything with Skanky Paris as apparently she's like the Grand Canyon down 'there'.
except the Grand Canyon smells nicer.

Damn! I am this close to shagging her then Destiny awaits

so what does it take to get in to paris hilton??
..Credit card

saw this in an interview with paris, dunno the program though

Excellent, that must be one loose family!
The irish birds always are up for humpin like bunneies.
I just hope you boys diddnt ever try to shag the drummer...Now that would have been an admission!

Not that you'd get laid anyway lookin like Alice Cooper!

she's not really my type, needs to eat a few slices of cheese or a ham sandwich or something, but i'd shag her anyway and sell my story to hello magazine

I used to stay in the Paris Hilton.

This is all getting very confusing to me.

What ever do you think makes me seem like I'd beg? My utter failure to buy strangers a lot of drinks and moan "Oh c'mon, baby" at them all night?


You got me there. I've been outed. I'll have to change my nick to CherryDoggie. Wimmenfolk totally hate guys with long hair.

Damn. Busted.

woof.

You're giving a stupid , dumb and not particularly attractive woman free press here ... Abi Titmuss's vid is much much better...is she comin to Munich soon ?

@BD sorry, just had to find some way to post my favourite line from Mallrats

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. i'd wop her one to be sure

What is it with you blokes and Paris Hilton?
I've seen more atractive women in the Shamrock at 2AM on a Saturday night!

...beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

I think the gazillions in her wallet definitely helps

@grtho - 2am Sat night in the Shamrock... I'm sure ALL women looked more attractive... Must have been the beer ?

Y'all are a bunch of hypocrites.

Famous or not, there isn't a man in this town who wouldn't do her if she opens her legs for him.

Totally agree, plus I reckon she is very attractive

she's like that circus-peanut candy...completely artificial, tastes funny and you know you shouldn't eat it - but you just can't help yourself.

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not to mention she is orange to boot

The only thing I like about her is her waxed beaver and I've seen pics that show she doesnt do that often enough... I mean you'd have to double bag it at least!

I don't know what all you guys are on about. Surely it's her great personality??

Hmmm. Or the allure of a woman who has everything and had everyone.

I would do them too. But only those who are more attractive than Paris Hilton.

But seriously, sure shes not the hottest chick in the world, especially comparing to whats available in munich, but I have seen her show, and I think she would be fun. She doesnt seem to take her self too seriously like a lot of other chicks that look as good as her.

@Marshbot...

Totally totally agree with you... I much prefer the "before" pic in Yoyo's post. Make that triple bag it and that's only for the oral!

Wish I could find this at 2am in the shamrock!!

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Is she actually physically coming to Munich, or was the article just about her appearing in ads for Go Yellow?

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Can somebody fix the hinge in her neck please ?

She looks so sweet and innocent there though, Wee Mun. In reality there should be a bio-hazard sign on her forehead. And maybe the corner of her mouth too.

Photo shop anyone?

How come you never hear much about her sister? Or is she just not as skanky?

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This is probably more realistic, would still do her though

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The "now" pic reminds me more of the stereotyped image of women you see in some of the more "artistic" art productions available in the culture mile of the Schillerstrasse. But a bit more overosed on the make up and hairspray.

Might as well nip in to Beate's, buy a doll and be done with it tbh.

Those are two unflattering photos!!

All women look like that for me at 2am in the Shamrock!!

I need to start drinking what you do!!

Not 'what', rather 'as much as'.

KT

Allright, I didn't wanna post this but since this thread is important enough to warrant 50 replies may be I should.

Here, take Paris Hilton Southpark Style.