Paris Hilton visits Munich

she's a dirty spunkbucket.

Well...I once shagged the sister of the bassist from UB40, and wait for this...I also shagged the girl that made the cake for Prince Andrew & Fergie's wedding!

Damn, still dont have my famous wings
Got most of the other wings though well most of the good ones anyway...

buffalo wings with blue cheese on side doesn't count

Either you are getting on a bit JE, or you go for the older woman

Thats what the buffalo tried to tell me...

I'm in. Where's the orgy with Paris Hilton?

The rest of ye can have sloppy seconds

I think I was the first one to mention that I would do her. So everyone else can stir my porridge! Thanks!

This will be the greatest TT Meetup event ever.
C'mon Kza, share share!

Well I am 6 years older than you fellah...but should add that both of those significant brushes with celebretism (made up word) were very many moons ago.

let's face it, none of us would be in the first thousand!!

I just guessed that whoever made the cake must have been at least in her 20s, and they were married a good while back now

No, but WM: she can't speak deutsch, can she?
So naturally, being in a foreign country, we should invite her to our Englisch-speaking TT Tuesdays or Curry Nights, and naturally she will accept.

Then on, it's easy. I've been hearing so much about how drunk TT outings can make you...

Aha...as it happens she was 17 at the time and the landlords daughter at a pub in Dartmoor. She went on to join the Wrens and it was years later that I saw her picture in the newspaper standing next to the cake! Same christian name but different last name so she must have been married by that time. Information overload methinks.

Yeah, enough you make you lose your deposit coin at Chinese tower after only half a beer

Judging by last friday in The Arc, not many of you lot can hold yer drink, so I would obviously have the best chance

I think the mini-pup ate it. It's been eyeing the red plastic coin ever since I took it out and started showing it around...

Ahem, no we are not (not all of us anyway)

...maybe not all, but it isn't hard for a scotsman in dublin

less talk .. more pictures of the blonde beauty please

Reminds me of a tip from my father when I were a lad:

"They all drop 'em son...from the queen to the dinner lady...you just gotta be the right man in the right place at the right time".

Get some yourself ya lazy sod!!

maybe a pair would be better?

@JE So true, so true!

another...

Mah name's Joe "Durtee"

everyone has their off days

didn't Conan O' Brian describe her as :

Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter

anyhow here's a pre-plastic surgery/peroxided teen pic of her:

You're right - with her busy schedule and commitments she doesnt have time to injest the copious amounts of coke to keep up her stick thin frame and skank -ass lifestyle.

most serious cocaine takers get fat...

she hasnt come off yet...give her time

Before and after!
Not work safe.

Hey cool, I have never got this before:

You were denied access because:
Access denied by WebWasher DynaBLocator content category. The requested URL belongs to the following category: Pornography.

I got the same, but I have had it many times.

Hell I cannot even go onto www.fantasyfacup.com to admire myself sitting at 4th place in a league of 100s...

aaw, she seems so gentle.

The phrase "Paris Hilton" was the second most sought after query in Google during 2004. See: Google Zeitgeist 2004

Above the reception desk at Google HQ in California they have a large screen onto which are projected the current search terms. The queries are displayed live, as they happen. I was there last week and sure enough, it didn't take long before "Paris Hilton" popped up. I waited to see if "Toytown Munich" would appear, but it never did.

Who needs pics of a scantily clad young blonde lady when you can have live pics of the google search terms?

Editor Bob, did you eat the ghiradelli hot fudge ice cream sundae. Don't even think of coming home until you do young man.

my tuppence says she is a lovely wee girl in need a a truly fantastic shag and I hereby offer my services at my usual rate - FREE.

and to back up Wee Mun - scotsmen in Dublin have a really fun time.

lived there for a year. went for the irish women and i was not disappointed. any irish women over here that want to prove Irish Lassie wrong and Wee Mun correct. please pm me with photos and numbers and ill arrange a rota for u all to come round to my flat.

hmm Wee Mun, I will pass a few onto u too as us scots have to stick together.

Your place is becoming quite the brothel!

Strip Paris Game
I can't seem to get her out of her pants.

You are a good man Geeza!

I lived in Dublin for 2 years, 1996-98, one morning my liver decided he had had enough and booked a flight out of there while I was still asleep. Crafty little devil!!

Thank god i dont have a rolex

She is wearing a Rolex in that photo actually, I know that from my watch dealing days, the only one I kept from then is a rolex daytona, wish I had kept my mint 1969 Heuer Monaco though

Besides, I thought she was already a spokes model for Canon?!?

And my last contribution (today) to this thread...

A rare, never seen before 'photo' of Paris and Stephen Hawking.


sorry about the fuzzed out nipple. Google returns nothing for Hilton/Hawking Darn!

Who knew she cohorted with Rocket Scientists. Um...DW. Here's your chance!

Rolex Daytona is a beautiful watch - much nicer than Paris Hilton. I wouldn't even swap a Cartier Roadster for her...