If you could be a moderator for a day

Hire urbanangel to be my assistant for the day (The local pulls in enough revenue to fly her in ) and she would have to sit next to me all day including lunch.

Then make Toytown a virtual world were everyone posting would "live in" a building in Toytown. Then supporters would have guns to hunt with, members rubber bands, and guest nothing at all. In fact guest would be naked Avatars(sp) to you and I. You would be killed off but you could log back in . If you could not finish your post before getting "shot" when then your post would not get through. Now before anyone gets mad I would not aim for members or guest. I have a long list of supporters I would aim for (10 names on my fantasy football except hazza man). I would also change my screen name to Bob the Editor Collector of Gnomes. Oh I would also attend the Toytown Orchestra thing being held that day on the Ubahn platform.

Oh yes I am bored.

In hindsight I would more than likely be the homeless avatar(sp) screaming and yelling at people as they walked by...again in my virtual Toytown.

If I could be a mod for a day I would

• edit out all the bad English and spelling mistakes from people's posts (arrrgh sometimes my finger just itches, I want the edit button to be under other people's posts but alas it is not).
  
• remove posts made by people I like, who I think should be ashamed of themselves for writing such thick-headed bollox (we would leave up the ones made by people I don't like as much, for entertainment value).
  
• delete repeated content e.g. in the staring thread where literally everything being said has already been said before, twenty pages previously (or make each user enter pertinent keywords into a search engine like you have to do when you make a new post, after a topic is more than 15 pages long).
  
• restrict the number of posts brand-new members can make (for their sake and ours).
  
• check the IP addresses of everyone I think has multiple IDs
  

I wasn't around when it was tried out but how about opening the pit for half an hour or so?

so basically dessa you would just do what the mods already do?

Me, I would use my day as the opportunity to launch Day I of the Toytown cultural revolution.

I have a little list of folks for "re-education" and another little list of folks to be publicly humiliated for their views. The rest of us can put our feet up and sup champaign in the new People's Republic of Toytown ...

Commie

Isn't the whole point of Misc to publicly humiliate people for their views? And bad spelling or punctuation.

hmmm ok BTC then add "have all-seeing-all-knowing powers" to my list... I know they can't be everywhere at once

All cuss words would filter to "rainbows", "puppy", "lemon pie", etc...

I would ban Darkknight and The Local.

I would also implement an automatic -10 points for the use of 'I was just saying'. Sorry dude, I think you have enough points to live through it.

All pictures of cats or guinea pigs would be replaced with a picture of Olivia Wilde.

Oh for puppy's sake, you stupid rainbow raspberry cheesecake. That would completely ribbon up every single kittening post I've ever tulip written. My exquisite prose would be reduced to a nothing lemon pie more than a collection of meaningless words.

Stupid easter egg hunt.

Been there, tried that - she's no pushover mate.

Limit of one ridiculously stupid thread per poster per day.

You know who you are