Little Spoon sought for Winter - Munich

I'm not looking for a girlfriend, so much as a little spoon to provide warmth for the impending arsch kalt winter. No English skills (however it is beyond me how you would be reading this) nor German skills are necessary, although a genuine belief in the ideals of spooning and snuggling would be an advantage. My oil heating costs a bunch to run, so you would be doing both my savings and the environment a whole world of good.

Your Qualifications:
No Y Chromosone.
Heartbeat.
4 functioning limbs.
Over the age of 18, preferably below 30 - but hey if you are over and you can spoon then that's cool.
A strong awareness of spooning - both left and right.

Advantageous:
Turning off your mobile phone at night time.
You own a car to pick me up after I have been out drinking.
You can carry/drag 84 kgs up one flight of stairs after the point above.

Previous applicants need not apply.

So you have advertised this position before then?

I was actually going to apply but I don't drive, so I guess i'm not a suitable applicant. Good luck

Are you off to button moon?

Incidentally, whilst I am a guy, I have no Y chromosone.

I am sorry to be the harbinger of bad news. But the dish came before you and ran away with the spoon.

You should write to BadDoggie, he loves to be little spoon.

go ahead and apply. The car was only "advantageous" and not a prerequisite.

how do you know? Personal experience spooning him?

I say fair play to him - being open and honest and injecting a little humour into Toytown
good luck m8....

could do with a bit of that myself. lol

Ah true love. Back in my day this was a sign of true love if you could call your girlfriend at 4 am have her pick you at the bar without her complaining about the two girls you were chatting up outside.