Indecipherable German abbreviations

I've noticed that Germans like abbreviating strings of words into individual letters, in order to thoroughly confuse the reader and complicate comprehension. Presumably the ultimate intention of the writer is to make themselves look highly intelligent. Needless to say, these abbreviations never appear in any dictionary.

This thread can be used to post examples of such abbreviations. Other users can then provide entertainment by suggesting possible solutions.

My two examples from today alone (both from completely different people, despite the common theme) are as follows:

Any clues?

http://abkuerzungen.woxikon.de/abkuerzung/ams.php

Edit: None apply

[spoiler]vor allem
aus meiner Sicht[/spoiler]

Both unnecessary anyhow.

v.a. - vor allem: a very common abb

a.m.S. - aus meiner Sicht: IMO ott and someone making himself look more busy and important than he is

Alright, thanks for the answers. Definitely both superfluous, especially the "vor allem".

Ever watched a newsreel from the former DDR? They really went to town on (spoken) abbreviations, far worse than here & now....

English is a lot easier on this. IRS, FBI, CIA, MoD, FSA.

The prevalence of compound words clearly make this tougher in German. Kommanditgesellschaft auf Aktien becomes KGaA instead of KaA. Bundesanstalt für Finanzdienstleistungsaufsicht becomes BaFin (which always sounds like "barfin'") instead of BfF. Beziehungsweise is the one that gets always me; bzw instead of bw. Arbeitsgemeinschaft der öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunkanstalten der Bundesrepublik Deutschland becomes ARD, so Die Gebühreneinzugszentrale der öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunkanstalten in der Bundesrepublik Deutschland should be GRD, right? No, it's GEZ. Then there's St. Vo, the patron saint of traffic offenders (Straßenverkehrsordnung); why isn't it SVO?

Has anyone else noticed the tendency to give cutsey, sing-songy "nicknames"" to things with long toungue-twisters, but that the cutesier the acronym/contraction, the worse the thing actually is (Kripo, Stasi, Nazi), whereas fun stuff like swimming naked and bras become the grim-sounding FKK and BH.

There's Schubi (Schubkarren) and Hubi (Hubschrauber) which are a bit ridiculous

Top observation!

I offer you Stuka as well, i was collecting them for a while but right now i cant think of any other.

My favourite is "Mifrifi" for "Mittelfristige Finanzplanung".
You decide if that is a good or a bad thing.

And KaDeWe in Berlin. When it was celebrating its 100th birthday, it got a mention on the BBC news where they called it Cader Wee.