Favourite quotes from The Simpsons

Ned: There's no justice like angry mob justice!

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Lisa is sentenced to stay on Monster Island, but the Judge tells her not to worry: "It's just a name".
Cut to Lisa on Monster Island, chased by Godzilla et. al.
Lisa,running, to fellow inmate: I thought it was just a name!
Inmate: Yes, it's really a peninsula!

Mr. Burns to Homer:

You are the fattest thing that I have ever seen and I have been on safari.

Homer Simpson: Our forecast calls for flurries of passion followed by an extended period of gettin' it on.

in "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" Homer is kidnapped and they send a fake German Homer.

Fake Homer "Please forgive my unexplained absence. To make it up to you, we will go out to dinner at a reasonably priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex."

Marge "Well I sure don't feel like cooking."

When looking for their runaway dog, Santa's Little Helper:

Homer: "There he is! Oh wait, that's a horse."

Ralph: "It tastes like burning"

McAllister: "Yarr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him."
Marge: "Don't look at me! I wanted to eat him!"
McAllister: "Eh, sorry, it's usually the mother. Eh, you know I run a small academy for lobsters like this one. We stress tough love, daily chores, and the like."
Marge: "No! We're not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school."
McAllister: "Yarr, I understand. It's hard to let go. Tell me this then, do you have any spare change?"

Or, since we are in Germany:

"Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?"

Does it make me a dork that i recognized every quote in this thread?

Ralph Wiggum: Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente Ente

because i watch it in german..that's why.

I cannot remember what the red neck coupe are called but that one scene when they are kissing on the back of the truck..

Not in front of my parents..

Ah <name> their my parents too...

Homer Simpson: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Cletus and Brandine, come on!

Homer

Marge, where are the socks that dont smell like feet?

Homer: Marge I dont want to lie to you (and walks out the room).

"Lisa, do you find something funny about the word 'Tromboner'"?

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.

Marge : Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese? Homer : I think I’m blind.

I just saw the movie.

Homer: Why can't I worship god in my own way? On my death bed.

In one of the Hallowe'en specials, being chased by a plague of bats summoned by Marge:
"They're in my hair!"

Lisa: I forgot the best part he has an Irish brouge.

From my favorite 2 episodes:

Burns to Mattingly: "I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!"
Mattingly's: "I still like him better than Steinbrenner."

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The sign in the background that says: Gummibears - they hibernate in your colon"

Homer: "See you in hell, candy boys!"

Homer: "Marge, do I have my pants on?"

Homer: "Marge? Kids? Everything's going to be just fine. No go upstairs, and pack your bags...we're going to start a new life...under the sea."

Homer: "But listen to the music! He's evil!"

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Ok and one more from Marge from and episode that I cant remember:
"Bart! Don’t make fun of graduate students, they just made a terrible life decision."

Mr. Simpson. Do you value beer more than your familiy?
Homer: Hmmm... what kind of beer?

Cletus to Lisa who is getting a lift on the back of his road-kill filled pickup: Mind the skurnk...them things can go off even after they's de-ad