I urgently need a sandwich - Munich

willing to pay for sandwich, half eaten is okay
Need it because I forgot my lunch and I'm HUNGRY!

what's on your sandwich?

I found a pubic hair on my sandwich, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't one of mine - seeing as I didn't touch the sandwich until it was delivered to my table.

You're free to have it (the sandwich that is, I kept the hair for my collection)

Which half of the sandwich was the hair on? the left or the right side?
Was the hair in between or on top of the sandwich?
What's the color of the sandwich?

As this is Germany, I am guessing at cheese, salami, or cheese and salami. About as much variety in sandwich fillings here as there are different flavours of crisps. How there can be so many different variations of fucking ridiculous looking leather shorts here, and yet only paprika flavour crisps, is a question that scientists should be spending more time on, instead of pissballing about with some tube or other in Cern, and looking for some Higgs-Boson thingy. Talking of which, if it does not exist, then why give it a name? Eh? Idiots. Any of us could go around naming stuff that doesn't exist, science should be above such folly.

Would you believe the middle half

It was nestled between the bread, coated with some creamy horse-radish sauce

Hmm... It started out as rare roast beef and horse-radish with lettuce and tomato on sliced white bread, so it was a mixture of colors.
The color is slowly fading now, so it looks like medium well roast beef with crusty-dried horse-radish sauce, and browning lettuce and really gooey bread turning an off white.

I'd take a photo, but my phone camera is such poor quality it wouldn't help any.

I had a sandwich from a large franchise chain and would much rather have gone hungry, in retrospect. But I do have the makings of a rye bread, creamed cheese, fresh tomato, pickled gherkin sandwich here. I could even throw in the co-worker's tuna as she's not in today.

@S-byrd: hmmmmm rye bread cream cheese tomato gherkin tuna sandwich.... sounds good! How fresh is the tuna?

@S-Boy: did you eat everything but the middle part? how much more or less is left of the sandwich?
Does any of your colleagues have a camera, I would love to see a picture

TM are you still thinking sandwich??

Sandwich, SANDWICH!!!

Alright, I'll admit it I'm stoned