I had big ass barbeque Friday at the American Rib House in Lehel. Paradiese Strasse 8, half a block down from Tram 17. 089220482. Its run by Germans but if your jonesing for a bit of Americana, this could be for you.
I might snap some photos and do a proper review or at least copy and paste this one but then again I might not so let me list some thoughts before I forget.
Anyhoo, the exterior has a photo of a steer horns that would do any Texan proud, the interior is complete with Flags, photos of the presidents - even Ford- a Faux Statue of Liberty. Oh and when I say Flags, I mean Flags. In Your Face Flags. Everywhere. Except for the the spot with the fur skin. For those of you that know your fur skin, it was a decent size pelt. I didnt get up close...it wasn't "throw it down and get it on in front of the fire pelt" but it wasn't cat either. Oh no flags on the spot with the crocodiles or alligators. I can never tell them apart. Whatever but one of them - and kangaroosies I think - were also on the special menu for two. Oh and back to the flags, the napkins were red, white and blue statue of liberty flags and all the dishes came with little American flags stuck in them. Which is great because if you hate the US but still want to check it out, you can do so without selling out since you can blow your nose (or whatever) with the flag napkin and pick your teeth with the flag stick.
The ballpark prices range up to 5 euros for appetizers and chili, 8 euros for stuff baked potatoes and burgers, 10-12 for rib platters. A bit more I think for steaks but definitely not a bank breaker. Theres budweiser on the menu as well but dont hold that against them as theres plenty of real beer in proper Maß glasses.
They have a weekly all you can eat rib night (I think Wednesday, though call to confirm) for about 10 yoyos. Live music on Saturdays and I think daily lunch specials.
Before bringing peeps out for a real test, I had to try it out. BTW: German country music was playing overhead. Im pretty sure it was Friends in Low Places. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger, TO GO. (I hate eating alone so that part is VIP). I got a big ass burger: meat, bacon, and cheese on a decent plain ass white bun. With a pile of fries. Near my house. To Go. 7.50 euros. I nearly cried at the beauty of it all. The burger at The Arc is probably better, I never had it but damn Gina that always looks good. This one was made of hackfleisch but it still passed the test, i.e. tasty, juicy and no unidentifiable objects. I'm pretty sure the cheese was bonafide american cheese. I dont know for sure since I dont eat American cheese often but it had that taste AND it was Kraft square if you know what I mean.
I went back with a small group this last Friday. I think the most satisfied peeps ordered burgers or sandwiches which came with fries. The grilled turkey breast sandwich look really good. BtW: Memo tells me turkey in Turkey is called Hindi because Turkey peeps thought that Turkey eats came from India. Only the westerners thought that turkeys (little t) came from Turkey (big T) and the Turkeys were like, thats news to us you turkeys. I don't know where the Indians stand on all of this but Im sure they were like, whatever Turkeys and turkeys, its all Jalfreezi Peasy. I gotta google that before I go telling it to some people, like now.
Back to the menu, one person gave a nod to the huftsteaks, which came with a baked tater. I thought it looked kinda small in comparison to the sandwiches but thats more indicative of the sandwiches than the steaks.
The rest of us ordered rib platters. Big ass rib platters, beef and/or pork with a variety of sauces. They were definitely not like the ribs you get from back home and the sauces were definitely not spicy as advertised. For those of you who are satisified with the biergarten ribs, looking for County Line or *know* the difference between Texas, St. Louis and Kansas City ribs, dont bother. But I would say that for around these parts, the quantity and prices, the ribs were ok.
so if'n your looking for that feeling you get when a friendly lady sets a big ass platter full of ribs in front of you, then this might be for you.
The service was really friendly both times I visited. The only major complaint is they didnt have enough menus, apparently some wank took them, and the big blah was that it took over an hour to get our food - and one half of the table was served well before the other.
Overall I would say this place is not for everyone. If you lik- a-d' Americana, its worth checking out at least once just for fun. The atmosphere is OTT, the service is friendly, the eats are cheap. I don't plan on going back any time soon but if someone organizes an event there, I would pop in. Note, I imagine reservations are recommended for larger groups, especially on the weekly all you can eat night. I'd definitely work it out in advance somehow to serve the group at the same time. Otherwise that bites. Also if smoke bothers you head there early to avoid the crowd.
Over and out and happy eats peeps.
PS: The location has turned over quite a bit so if you want to check it out do it soon. The last place was some dive bar with darts. I never went in cause I was sure there was a busted gimp up in there somewhere. BrokenM tells me it used to be some Chinese place prior but I dont know if I believe him cause he's shady like that, just like all those Lehel gangstas.
PPS: There was a bonus sight: German guy at the bar with a mullet. It wasnt a mullet to write home about but it was aaight. I couldnt tell though if he was working IT at the bar or just working the bar. In either case I was distracted enough by mediocre mullet man to nearly forget the old couple making out in the corner. Nearly. No one, especially old peeps, should not, I repeat, should not, cop feels in public.
