How to ask out a (German) colleague?

I'll explain my acronym if you'll explain yours.

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Oh dang @boomrat. Was having a nice you-show-me-yours-I'll-show-you-mine back there with Kat.
Why'd you have to spoil it?

Dunno. Seems still unspoiled. I must have been away googling your acronym, but I'm still none the wiser.

@Kat: haha, he deleted it!!

Funny B-Rat.

So. Kat. Google it, and you'll find a link to Toytown

How to ask out a (German) colleague?
ooo google! *fame at last!*

Katrina: I'm afraid I have bad news

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anything you do at work is going to sound like "just colleagues", or at most "just friends".

Tell him you need some help laying a carpet at home, or you can't install something on your desktop or whatever and then lay on the wine. But even if he bites don't get your hopes up - sex doesn't mean relationships to Germans.

What's with all this plan-making? Ask the guy if he has a girlfriend. Direct, noncommittal, and effective. Follow it up with your normal good humor, if he seems interested. Always works, even when unintentional.

I know he doesn't have a girlfriend, or at least that was the status 2 months ago. I asked the regular NetAdmin guy.

saw this on BBC when searching for something...

Love contract

Is the regular NetAdmin guy would invite you for lunch at the same time than the cute guy?
If not you could try to crash your computer at 11h55 the day he work on your floor.

"It is estimated that one in four relationships start at work."

I have to stay longer in the office.

Is it just me who lives by the rule "never shit on your own doorstep"?Put differently, "don't dip your pen in company ink".

Unless Kat marries the guy (or changes job) things will, at some point, become uncomfortable . ...

Uncomfortable you become, lube you must.

The Force is everywhere and nowhere.