Munich ladies are the most beautiful

Hoddy will hate me for this one, but here goes anyway:

Did you know that over 20% of all of Playboy's Playmates from the last 5 years have come from Munich? Those are the bare statistics. Before you go thinking that Munich is a center for world glamour lets qualify those statistics. The naked truth is that the 20% statistic applies to all Playmates published in Playboy Germany only. And not only that but Playboy Germany is based in Munich. On the Prinzregentenstrasse in Haidhausen to be exact. So this makes it much more convenient for the ladies of Munich to attend castings.

Nonetheless, a good statistic. This year, 2003, the December playmate was Nadia Chérif. Melanie Eder was the girl of choice for October. Both come from Munich. In 1999 and 2000 the playmates of the year were Sonja Ugrik and Patricia Münster respectively, again both from Munich. Other recent playmates from Munich have been Anke Hermann, Ukrike Klaeger, Mirja Du Mont, Kathrin Strauss, and last but not least, the playmate of the century http://www.gitta-saxx.de/.

Apparently Munich will shortly be seeing an even greater influx of top models. The modelling agency , Heidi Klum, and Claudia Schiffer.

So guys, keep an eye out. Incidently, has anyone seen one of the Munich playmates in the flesh already? So to speak.

My mate once rented an apartment in Vienna from a former Playboy centrerfold. The apartment was pretty cool but as well as the normal furnishings it also came with numerous copies of Playboy, scrap-books full of her photos and a framed shot in the bathroom of her naked on the bed with a dalmatian. Plus there were about 50 telephones in the place. Seems she collected them.

someone *please* reassure me that this is not her real name

why not.
equally as good as claudia pisser?

and Gail Force

I like Summer Cummings...

I'll get Jordigo's coat off whoever has it..

you'll miss it when I am gone...

bob, get a real job, you sexist pig. who cares about silicon boobs in munich.

seriously.

wild guess (correct me if I am wrong):
* bob
* keydeck
* jimbo
* flogger
* lietschie
* jordigo
* many others

I care.

I care a lot.

As I come from probably one of the top two silicone boob states in America (the original home of Hooters, as well as home to the world famous Mons Venus), I have this to say.. Most men don't like them when they actually get a chance to touch them.. You guys probably don't know this.. cause fake breast don't seem to be the thing in Europe... But anyways they are hard and weird looking.. not that, that is going to stop me from getting my own pair as soon as I can scrounge up the 5 Gs

have you got $2,500 already??
then you could just do your left one first and see if you like it..and see whether it gives you a sore back or not...

But it would only be sore on the one side, I'd get all crooked

no pain no gain. suck it and see.

do you want to be the one responsible for a bunch of one-giant-breasted women wandering the streets... besides I think i'll just get them BOTH on credit.. what are they going to do if I don't pay... reposses them?

Patricia Münster is very hot indeed...most of the German girls don't go for the fake breasts either (which is ok with me).

can we just work with the "suck it and see" bit?

Gitta Saxx's real name is Gitta Sachs - she has only sexed up the spelling and yes she really is that beautiful in real life because I have actually met her, beautiful smile, perfect teeth and unfortunately so nice that it is hard to dislike her.
Katrina

Went out with a girl briefly who had a silicon job. 1500 sterling each they were. Didn't like em much.

quite. i used to knock about with dorothea (short form dorte) fuchs back in the day.
if you pronounce this name in a thick irish brogue you'll get her modus operandi.

wild.

mind u, Gita Saxx looses its appeal in a thich irish brogue..

@jordigo
Who did you plan on sucking?

sanielle: I believe we were talking about artificial body parts

hey key, why didn't you like the fake boobs?

probably elf, because if you dont get a really good job, with a really really good doctor, they are a bit hard and crooked looking.. or maybe it's just an irish thing.. colin farrell is always talking about how he hates all the fake boobs in hollywood..my fav quote "it's like groping a rock"

I wouldn't go as far as my countryman (although I do admire quite a bit of what he has said in the past), but yes, it's simply that something doesn't feel quite right. It's a consistency that is obviously unnatural to the touch. They looked fantastic but didn't hold up to closer scrutiny I'm afraid.

Unless of course there are different types and my view has been tainted by one example.

If she had gotten the kind that go under the muscle you would have only felt the natural fat, and misc "boob material".. they would also look more normal (like actual boobs) , but wouldnt sit under her chin with out a bra like porn star tits do.

also they have two diffrent shapes "anatomical" aka tear drop or the round ones like strippers get,

yes I have done my research.. Ive probably spent more time "comparison shopping" on line than the average 14 year old boy.. or jimbo for that matter

I prefer to do more 'hands on' research in this field. I have so far concluded that I like tits. More to follow.

thanks, Jimbo. that one made me laugh outloud.

Am I the only man here with no experience with fake boobs? This is remarkable as I currently reside in Houston, the city in which fake boobs were invented.

So this is what self-loathing feels like...

@drivin

I think Keydeck is the only male to have admitted to copping a silicone feel.. Jimbo just likes boobs...

I'm female, and any that I have touched, I touched for research.. honest..

Farking brilliant. Context is totally overrated anyway.

When you think DrivinWest, think CLASS!

you caught me drivinwest...

it wasn't for research at all..

Mardi Gras/10 body shots... and on the next "girls gone wild" video

*dusts off camping gear and heads for Prinzregentenstraße in Haidhausen while everybody else is obsessed with talk of boobs*